The Dear Ivanna Thread

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:26 am

Ivanna,
I have a "kid situation" and need advice. How do I deal with my niece when she tries to play "favorites" or play "one against the other"? I don't do head games and I want to let her know that playing them is NOT acceptable, but I don't want to be mean to her.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:51 pm

Ligeia wrote:Ivanna,
I have a "kid situation" and need advice. How do I deal with my niece when she tries to play "favorites" or play "one against the other"? I don't do head games and I want to let her know that playing them is NOT acceptable, but I don't want to be mean to her.

Could you give me an example????

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:59 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:Dear Lady Ivanna,

Does UT still offer cash for a person's corpse? If so, how much?

Lemme check it out and get back to you on this. If anyone else has info on this, please let us know.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:11 pm

http://web.utk.edu/~anthrop/FACdonation.html

There ya go, Codiene Coma.

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Mon May 17, 2004 1:13 am

Dear Ivanna,

Are we there yet?

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:30 am

When thinking about my own life, my biggest regrest is Arianne. Are lost loves the things of movies or are they lost loves for a reason?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon May 17, 2004 10:59 am

Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

Are we there yet?

You haven't been paying attention....we got there 3 hours ago.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon May 17, 2004 11:23 am

Black Metallic wrote:When thinking about my own life, my biggest regrest is Arianne. Are lost loves the things of movies or are they lost loves for a reason?

I believe they are lost loves for a reason. We 'should' learn something from each relationship we are in, apply it to our lives and use it to be a better partner. Now that isn't gonna make the pain of the lost love go away; however, you can't just continuously dwell on what you have lost. You have to move forward. We ALL do or say alot of shit in a relationship that we end up regretting.....sometimes to the detriment of the relationship. Regardless, we can't live in a world of regret and constantly think of what could have been. Look honestly at the relationship, learn from it and go find your new love.

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:10 pm

Dear Ivanna,
Last night I drank a shot of tequila and made out with a girl at the bar. I can't remember her name, but she had a delicious neck that very tasty to nibble on.
Am I bad person because I can't remember her name?

Not-Remembering in Knoxville

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon May 17, 2004 4:25 pm

mafiaman wrote:Dear Ivanna,
Last night I drank a shot of tequila and made out with a girl at the bar. I can't remember her name, but she had a delicious neck that very tasty to nibble on.
Am I bad person because I can't remember her name?

Not-Remembering in Knoxville

Thanx a fucking lot!!!! After how long we've known each other too!!!

j/k

Was she the groper? Naw, don't worry about it. I can barely remember peoples names that I meet there even when I haven't been drinking.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon May 17, 2004 7:43 pm

Naw, don't worry about it. I can barely remember peoples names that I meet there even when I haven't been drinking.

Aww thanks a lot!

<giggles>

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue May 18, 2004 3:16 am

LadyIvanna wrote:
mafiaman wrote:Dear Ivanna,
Last night I drank a shot of tequila and made out with a girl at the bar. I can't remember her name, but she had a delicious neck that very tasty to nibble on.
Am I bad person because I can't remember her name?

Not-Remembering in Knoxville

Thanx a fucking lot!!!! After how long we've known each other too!!!

I am shocked! I am amazed! I could never forget even one of the moments that we have pressed friendly flesh together!

I blame my lack of memory on ShadowDancer's lighter, it had some ev0l mind-altering chemical on it.....

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue May 18, 2004 6:02 am

http://web.utk.edu/~anthrop/FACdonation.html

There ya go, Codiene Coma.

Thank you very much!

Serenity · Post by **Serenity** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:48 pm

I need help!

Well...that is easy to see...
Anyway, I have had the more worst and vivid dreams and nightmares these past few weeks...
Memories of the past but they are distorted...etc.

And there is a re-accuring theme in each dream...
Now, it is reasonable to assume that it is something I need to confront during waking hours etc, Or maybe "negative energy"...but regardless last night I woke up freaked out and feeling like everything that took place in the dream was real...like I was not alone in the room real...

What can I do to break this cycle oh wise one?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat May 22, 2004 2:02 pm

Lady Jacinta wrote:I need help!

Well...that is easy to see...
Anyway, I have had the more worst and vivid dreams and nightmares these past few weeks...
Memories of the past but they are distorted...etc.

And there is a re-accuring theme in each dream...
Now, it is reasonable to assume that it is something I need to confront during waking hours etc, Or maybe "negative energy"...but regardless last night I woke up freaked out and feeling like everything that took place in the dream was real...like I was not alone in the room real...

What can I do to break this cycle oh wise one?

I honestly do not know anything on dream interpretation. Maybe if some of the other members of KG know anything about it, they would be kind enough to give their input. Sorry I'm not more of a help on this. If I think of anything though, I'll let you know.

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:57 pm

Dear Ivanna,

how many dumbasses does it take to find the emergency room entrance?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:45 pm

LMFAO....3....one being carried and two mobile!

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu May 27, 2004 5:38 am

Dear Lady Ivanna,
The past couple of days I mysteriously lost my lust for life. Any solutions on how to bring it back?

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sun May 30, 2004 5:52 pm

Dear Ivanna,

Are sheep really all that b-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a-d?

Yours in wool,
Lusty southwest farmer

LMFAO! :lol:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 30, 2004 6:29 pm

Dear ivanna, why does life crush any attempt of a moment of enjoyment and mental peace i get.......
oh nevermind.. its the outside world.
:dup:

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