Not a virgin?!?!?!

[X]

This thread is beyond stupid...i think its at retarded classifications now.


i personally prefer two very...cavemanesque terms

....wanna bone?
or...my other favorite as picked up from "Willow"

Ayyyy Girlie....wannnna breeeeed?

[Night_Raven]

The longes period I've ever had sex was 17 hours I'd like to find the 24 hour girl but I'd probably fall in love with her and she'd break my heart but I guess it's worth a shot.

[Scorptrio]

Poor 3.5 dimensional humans, there is no word for "sex" on the other side. As I've seen with my own eyes, some of you open the Vortex to Hell when you 'fuck.' In accordance with the dualistic principle necessary for the illusion of consensual reality to be perceived, it is also possible, even easy for some, to open the Gateway to the Heavens. Some of you have allowed me to touch your soul with mine for a time and those who could bear the intensity have been forever changed, most so one who does not read KG. I have also touched your souls while or having never touch flesh to flesh. Can you smell it? Taste it? Hear it? See it? Feel it? Don't worry then, it doesn't exist, you may return to your most convenient binary humbuggery.

Coor, I know you'll enjoy the higher levels of sensual delight you know exist, while enjoying the hell out of the rest!

Is this thread the world's first "Have a Happy Sex Life" card?

[junkie christ]

Poor 3.5 dimensional humans, there is no word for "sex" on the other side. As I've seen with my own eyes, some of you open the Vortex to Hell when you 'fuck.' In accordance with the dualistic principle necessary for the illusion of consensual reality to be perceived, it is also possible, even easy for some, to open the Gateway to the Heavens. Some of you have allowed me to touch your soul with mine for a time and those who could bear the intensity have been forever changed, most so one who does not read KG. I have also touched your souls while or having never touch flesh to flesh. Can you smell it? Taste it? Hear it? See it? Feel it? Don't worry then, it doesn't exist, you may return to your most convenient binary humbuggery.

Coor, I know you'll enjoy the higher levels of sensual delight you know exist, while enjoying the hell out of the rest!

Is this thread the world's first "Have a Happy Sex Life" card?

holy shit. i cant believe he got binary humbuggery and "have a happy sex life card" in one post.
hahahahaha
thats fucking amazing.
and dont touch my soul without me knowing.................... sicko. esp in my sleep. i know where you like to touch my soul.........

[Hardcoregirl]

Boy, things have sure gone down hill on this board...

[Cryso lueth Wylthen]

Meh, this is all very confusing...

I think I will just nod, and walk away from this thread

~isnt sure if he learned something or lost a few braincells trying to learn something~
BAH!

[X]

Leave it to Gregory to make something as simple as fucking, into an Ultimate Warrior Promo.......

[Coor]

Gwen- Brilliant stated

Willow- I gave it away, I didn't lose it

Buttah- heh.

Scorp- You are truly a sick fuck. heh. That's why I like you.

JC- I touched your soul.

X- You are getting laid?


ok, I'm done.

[junkie christ]

Gwen- Brilliant stated

Willow- I gave it away, I didn't lose it

JC- I touched your soul.

yea she gave it away.... not like her mind. that she lost.

and i have no soul to touch little one.........

[Damia_Thorne]

Damn, y'all are almost making me happy I lost my virginity when I was four.

At least I never had to deal with this silly crap.

Damia

[Scorptrio]

Yet Another Junkie Christ Inconsistency:

and dont touch my soul without me knowing.................... sicko. esp in my sleep. i know where you like to touch my soul.........

and i have no soul to touch little one.........

I smell waffles!

[Coor]

Coor wrote:
Gwen- Brilliant stated

Willow- I gave it away, I didn't lose it

JC- I touched your soul.



yea she gave it away.... not like her mind. that she lost.

and i have no soul to touch little one.........

I so love you, HAHAHAHAHA!

[white_darkness]

funny, every time i see this thread i get this POE song stuck in my head.

Haunted (2000)
Not a virgin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I just thought you should know
Darlin' I've been around
I took a walk up your block
In fact I have been all over town
Down by the lake
And underneath the table in my living room
But side with the blue blue moon

You can call me what you will
Call me a slut call me a jaded pill
But darlin I've got your number now

I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin
I'm not a virgin anymore

Just thought you should know
Before you let another lie
Slip through those crooked little teeth
I don't think you wanna start that shit with me

Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you

Careful what it is you say
'Cause I can see right through you
On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play
I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
So if you wanna play dirty darling I'm gonna win
I'm not a virgin anymore

Been there done that
(Say what?)
Get the hang of it
Get screwed
I screw you I had a whole lot of fun with it
I've had enough now so you better take a bow
It's gonna be a new experience if you wanna play with me

Daisy chains and maryjanes
Happy ending fairy tales
Cannot fool me now

I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin

Hell I've been divided
Out of my mind and reinvented again
I've been ignited and then uninvited
So honey
You break it up
I'm gonna put it back together again

I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Do you get the gist of the song now?

I thought this thread was solely about this song...I'm kinda disappointed now that I looked in here...

[junkie christ]

Yet Another Junkie Christ Inconsistency:

and dont touch my soul without me knowing.................... sicko. esp in my sleep. i know where you like to touch my soul.........

and i have no soul to touch little one.........

I smell waffles!

i need an editor.
hahaha

[Damia_Thorne]

Yet Another Junkie Christ Inconsistency:

and dont touch my soul without me knowing.................... sicko. esp in my sleep. i know where you like to touch my soul.........

and i have no soul to touch little one.........

I smell waffles!

now THAT is funny!


and I'm happy to see that Coor obviously doesn't mind y'all teasing her.
After all, she's been hanging out with US, did you expect her to stay a virgin?

[miz kitty]

I guess I'm the only virgin left on KG! Any takers?

[Scorptrio]

... you mentioned our lack of... connection at Urban one night, and I'll say again what I said then, "We can fix that if you'd like."

[RavenLunatic]

Me & my hubby FUCK LIKE RABBITS!! Is that bad?

(Well, it would be if you were actually fucking a rabbit, I guess.)

No cute furry animals with long pointy ears were harmed during the making of this post!

(Sorry, couldn't resist after the war on sex & fuck! Who cares? There both fun, imo.)

[littlepockit]

i dunno, but i'd be pissed as hell if other people were telling my secrets or very intimate details.

[Midnight_Scarlet_Angel]

do you know where "Fuck" comes from?

turn of the century legal term, a acronim (sp/)
F. for
U. unlawful
C. carnal
K. knowlege

cool, huh? another bit of trivia that I can't use in "polite company"