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This is a little late to say but Thanks Ivanna ......... I think that my problem at the time was that I had been keeping too many things inside of me and I didn't even know it.....
I had a talk with my mom and cleared most of it out......
As much as i am good at keeping secrets it hurts sometimes to keep them...especially if they are my own. and of course i am always upset at my brother....most of the time unduely so.......Yeah talking to people - especially if you get a second opinion- is always nice.....

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Dear Ivanna,


What the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!?!!!!
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Codeine Coma wrote:Dear Lady Ivanna,
The past couple of days I mysteriously lost my lust for life. Any solutions on how to bring it back?


Being totally honest with ya here, a bag of Chee-Tos always helps me! Sometimes, if the rut is big enough, I need Godiva chocolates.
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scarecrow wrote:Dear Ivanna,


Are sheep really all that b-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a-d?

Yours in wool,
Lusty southwest farmer

LMFAO! :lol:



No, actually they are quite tasty with a nice mint jelly. :D
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junkie christ wrote:Dear ivanna, why does life crush any attempt of a moment of enjoyment and mental peace i get.......
oh nevermind.. its the outside world.
:dup:


Because life is a bitch, m'dear; however, every once in a blue moon you get to bend her over and fuck her in the ass.
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vicious_blood wrote:Dear Ivanna,


What the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!?!!!!


I think you said the answer to your question, dear. The word is 'fuck'. That is what is wrong with people. The people that need a good fucking, aren't getting it. The ones that are getting it are, for the most part, stupid and insist on breeding. Thus producing more stupids.
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when will i ever be able to get a good nights rest again?!?!
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lovechild wrote:when will i ever be able to get a good nights rest again?!?!

When your baby grows up and moves out of the house...
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lovechild wrote:when will i ever be able to get a good nights rest again?!?!


She got her day's and night's mixed up? Go to a health food store and get some catnip tea in teabags. Brew up a cup of it, let it cool, sweeten it slightly with SUGAR(DO NOT USE HONEY!!!) and give her an ounce or two at night. I swear by catnip tea for helping babies to sleep! Heh, I think that is the only thing that saved my sanity when my midgets were babies.
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LadyIvanna wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Dear Ivanna,


What the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!?!!!!


I think you said the answer to your question, dear. The word is 'fuck'. That is what is wrong with people. The people that need a good fucking, aren't getting it. The ones that are getting it are, for the most part, stupid and insist on breeding. Thus producing more stupids.

why is it our luck that the people we put instructions in the condom package for are the same people that cant figure out how to use them?
like unrolling latex is the most confusing mystery known to man, right next to which way hot is in their showers....
or remembering which traffic light means go.
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Dear Ivanna,
Do I have "sociopath rest-stop" tattooed on my forehead?
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Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,
Do I have "sociopath rest-stop" tattooed on my forehead?



Yes, I would like this answered as well. More importantly, how can I be free of the immature little girls who insist on acting like they are 11 (shaming 11 year olds all over the world)? Aside from dropping a very large rock on thier heads of course.

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Black Metallic wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,
Do I have "sociopath rest-stop" tattooed on my forehead?



Yes, I would like this answered as well. More importantly, how can I be free of the immature little girls who insist on acting like they are 11 (shaming 11 year olds all over the world)? Aside from dropping a very large rock on thier heads of course.

Thanks Lady I!


LMFAO!!! :selfbonk: yup.
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LadyIvanna wrote:
Coor wrote:I got one!

Ivanna,
Ivanna is it odd, that I have no intentions on marrying, or having children? Many have differant opinions on this, espically where I live. Please help.

Sincerly,
Soon to be old non-cat lady


No, m'dear, I don't think it's odd at all....NOT ALL females are meant to breed and be all domestic and shit....heh, what would the world be without crazy old ladies?????
Who would traumatize the children by throwing rocks at them and shaking their cane at them???? You go girl......you BE a crazy old lady.....I'll send my grandchildren over there for you to torture after I feed them milk and cookies.


ok, that tops the last topic I posted to as having me on the floor in tears... :roofle:
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junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Dear Ivanna,


What the fuck is wrong with people?!?!?!?!!!!


I think you said the answer to your question, dear. The word is 'fuck'. That is what is wrong with people. The people that need a good fucking, aren't getting it. The ones that are getting it are, for the most part, stupid and insist on breeding. Thus producing more stupids.

why is it our luck that the people we put instructions in the condom package for are the same people that cant figure out how to use them?
like unrolling latex is the most confusing mystery known to man, right next to which way hot is in their showers....
or remembering which traffic light means go.


Ppl are just fucking STUPID!!!! ACCEPT IT!!!!
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In response to both Ligeia & Black Metalic.....it's just a part of life ....I have 'icky redneck' some how attatched to me...we are all plagued with undesireables....the only thing we can do is make public fun of them and torture them to the point that they never desire to return.
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Dear Ivanna,

I seem to have lost my mind. I didn't, by chance, leave it at your place, did I? Check the bag in your vaccum cleaner and get back to me. :anvil:
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just curious...how would you define love???
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Post by Relik »

Dear Ivanna,

i found my mood changes quickly...and to extreme...
like at work..

i just feel like slamming the head of the person next to me in to the deep fryer...sometimes...
but it goes away like ten minutes later...

can't seem to decide on things... ALOT... like i've already revised this message about six times...

i've quit smoking 4 times....
and i can't stop going back to my cancer sticks...

how can i stop doing all this?
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Why, Ivanna, just fucking why? :evil:
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