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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc


come on, why!?

he was 50 and he was still gettin it up. HE HAD A WIFE!

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Personally if I got caught by my wife...fuckin a chicken.....and couldnt catch her to hide the truth...yea...death is the way out. Beastiality is a sick thing anyway and its better he is gone....


jesus that was rude....heh sorry
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scarecrow wrote:Personally if I got caught by my wife...fuckin a chicken.....and couldnt catch her to hide the truth...yea...death is the way out. Beastiality is a sick thing anyway and its better he is gone....


jesus that was rude....heh sorry

yup
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Perhaps its one of those bizarre african home remedies for HIV/AIDS....and he didn't have much to lose anyways...*shrug*
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scarecrow wrote:Personally if I got caught by my wife...fuckin a chicken.....and couldnt catch her to hide the truth...yea...death is the way out. Beastiality is a sick thing anyway and its better he is gone....


jesus that was rude....heh sorry



yeah but he tried to kill his wife for catching him. how stupid is this guy?
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Shit, I'd kill myself just for thinking about having sexual relations with an animal! :puke:
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i agree with RavenLunatic
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ditto
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Ashes wrote:ditto



I really like your sig. for the picture of the hottest chick in MTG 8-)
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That has to be one of the funniest fuc#@ing things I've heard in a while.
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