How to tell if you Child is a "Goth"

Post by **Bone** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:17 am

Here are the warning signs your child is a goth.

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:11 am

Great site. I really like the "Kills other people" part.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:13 am

how.... errie it is... parts of that work....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:04 pm

Great entertainment!!

My favorite is:

Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

though, i saw this...

Smokes clove cigarettes.

So I guess that means, *gasps* I'm goth. *staples hand to forehead*

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:23 pm

Likewise, the pale skin associated with GOTHS is a product of drug use - :lol:

Wait!

-so insensate are - I suspect this is a ruse :lol:

only a goth would use those words.

Says, "I am a GOTH."

Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."-aren't the two absolute proofs someone isnt.

:lol:

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:24 pm

lol, i am also several of those...

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:54 pm

That's hilarious!

Watches cable

...well now.

Space Traveler 9 · Post by **Space Traveler 9** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:33 am

*Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.
*Wears black clothing.
*"Hangs out" with new friends.
*Takes drugs.
*Watches cable.
*Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
*"Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
*Dances to music.
*Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

HOLY SHIT!! I don't think I've been this amused in a long time.... ahhahaha :lol:

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:12 am

if you go to the main page it states...

The fact is, GOTH culture is not isolated, and it is certainly not harmless. In fact, it is fast becoming the dominant youth culture in America, led by such so-called "artists" as Marilyn Manson, Rammstein and the open homosexual Elton John, and by GOTHIC television shows such as BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and SOUTH PARK.

Cause when I think goth, I think Elton John.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:14 am

if you go to the main page it states...

The fact is, GOTH culture is not isolated, and it is certainly not harmless. In fact, it is fast becoming the dominant youth culture in America, led by such so-called "artists" as Marilyn Manson, Rammstein and the open homosexual Elton John, and by GOTHIC television shows such as BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and SOUTH PARK.

Cause when I think goth, I think Elton John.

Relik · Post by **Relik** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:30 pm

Ya don't we all? :lol:

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Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:40 pm

*Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.

Because we all know that those evil Buddhists just want your SOUL!!!

*Wears black clothing.

Hey wait......don't PRIESTS wear black clothing?

*"Hangs out" with new friends.

Because normal people don't have friends.

*Takes drugs.

Hmm...this is just silly.

*Watches cable.

OMG! They want to deny me my Law & Order! Arghh!!!

*Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.

Silly buggers, don't they know the undead are unfettered by the failings of the mortal coil?

*"Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

I know not these "chores" you speak of....

*Dances to music.

Damn you, American Bandstand and Soul Train, DAMN YOU!!!

*Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

The undead disdain sugary, marshmallow substances drowned in cow by-products!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:28 pm

Nephilim wrote:
*Watches cable.

OMG! They want to deny me my Law & Order! Arghh!!!

OH HELL NO! :jazilla:

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:29 pm

P A R O D Y

Those even PARODY people...when will they stop tricking all those poor souls!

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:30 pm

'GOTHS are especially dangerous because they are violent.'

Hmmmm....I think the author of this just needs to be stabbed in the temple with a carving knife.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:44 pm

I emailed this link to my mom and said "Apparently I kill people for fun now!"

she wrote back

Now Heather,

I know you would have to have a perfectly good reason to kill somebody. :-)

Hey I saw a new word on there, what is pansexual?

Love ya.

Mom

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:29 pm

Oh come on now...

You must know what a pansexual is, there are some on this board and in this scene. I won't name names, but his initials are thearkangelgabriel.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:05 pm

Yes dear but my mother wouldnt know. And for that matter I didnt either...I know what metrosexual is, and bi sexual.....nevermind, I will :google:

it.......

thearkangelgabriel eh.......that doesnt help....painslut also comes to mind.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:27 pm

Pansexual
Glossary Of Terms

DEFINITION:

One who exhibits or suggests a sexuality that has many different forms, objects, and outlets. One who exhibits many forms of sexual expression.

PRONUNCIATION:

pan·sex·u·al • (noun)

EXAMPLES:

I think pansexual is a broader term than bisexual because it includes not only loving both men and women but also transgendered people and gender fluid people who do not feel they fit into categories of male or female.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:54 pm

....and here I was thinking that pansexual had something to do with cooking. Learn something new every day!

har har har

How to tell if you Child is a "Goth"

How to tell if you Child is a "Goth"

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Oh come on now...