Things that suck harder than a really good hoover!!!

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Things that suck harder than a really good hoover!!!

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Ok, so I'm a little bored. And I came up with what I think should be a nifty new topic for the dumpster. So far we've had word associations, penis naming, our private thoughts exposed, etc. Now lets do something else....(drum roll).....Ok, Since I'm fairly sure that most of the people here like to spend time contemplating the many parts of their lives, lets take the vague topic of

"Anything you can think of that sucks"...and start listing!(anything goes) I'm first.

1. A movie trilogy that has a year between each release date!
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. Mistaking a bulb of garlic for a clove of garlic, in a recipe.

your turn
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Re: Things that suck harder than a really good hoover!!!

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amazongoddess wrote:3. Mistaking a bulb of garlic for a clove of garlic, in a recipe.


actually that sounds cool.


1. my Job
2. Groups who come to opening/first weekend night of big/popular movies at the last minute and try to sit together(including couples if the movie is big enough).
3.All other drivers anywhere on earth on the road the same time I am.
4. Intentional Ignorance
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1. the class I'm taking where I have to learn every muscle of the body, it's origin and insertions SUCKS!!!!

2. Bashing your shin into the coffee table when you're in a BIG hurry to get to the bathroom.

3. People who keep their d*mn cellphones on in the movie theatres.
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1. Everyone who likes oral sex

2. Washing dishes for a bbq resturant

3. People who don't know how to fucking quit, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

4. Narrow minded people who hate someone because what they listen to or dresslike. Subliminal slam against the haters.
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The fact that this topic has had 32 views and only 4 or 5 posts!
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The heat and having to work with people who fear Air conditioners.
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The heat and having to work with people who fear Air conditioners.


Why don't you just burn it down? Your employers might actually thank you for it!
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Things that suck.

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1. Mean people.
2. Breaking up with someone you love.
3. Begin poor.
4. War.
5. Not living in Knoxville so I can see my friends when I want.
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1. The people who call me from Memphis.
2. Long hours, low pay.
3. Stupid people.
4. The fact that th human race won't declare me dictator of the world, and put their fate in my benevolent hands. :twisted:
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1) Pinks
2) Frivlous and / spiteful lawsuits
3) The economy - If its getting so much better, why do things still (insert topic subject).
4) People who don't spay and neuter their pets
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1) the ladies when they see my chubby



:end of list:
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

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1) auralFixation's chubby
2) girls who dance on eachother and flirt about a club together but ARE NOT together and would never dream of kissing another girl (posers)
3) car insurance (why again am I paying for full coverage when you wont pay for the car in full?)
4) catty girls
5) mind games
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tv dinners that burn and stink up your whole house!
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corporate america
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Things that limit me and piss me off:

*My employer refusing to give me more hours
*Being underage
*Monopolizing corporations
*Closed minds

Hmmm...I could list alot of specifics, but I think those are the root of most of them.
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People. Sad, but true. That's all I have to say that sucks.
Oh yeah, and baking so many cupcakes that it seems like I'm popping them out of my ass
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I forgot stupidity! I bet that tops alot of lists...
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Post by Silver Frost »

1. Wal-mart
2. George W. Bush
3. Ignorant people who are not trying to at least get the intelegence or expirience they need in order not to be a fucktard.
4. Processed Food
5. Cars that have low miles per gallon
6. enemas
7. being broke
8. the wrapping on CD's that you can never get off
9. insomnia
10. The Disney chanel
11. MTV
12.VH1
13. The DOT of Knoxville
14. People who claim to be witches because they once saw the CRAFT and think Manol is actually a diety.
15. those Sorostitute bimbo bitches at the club who try to spill shit on me and then are surprized when I slap them in the mouth and walk away
........
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1. My job...or the lack thereof
2. chihuahuas
3. talking dogs
4. not able to wear black because of DOG HAIR!!!!!
And when a gorilla has got you by the nipples.....your listening.
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1. My job...or the lack thereof
2. chihuahuas
3. talking dogs
4. not able to wear black because of DOG HAIR!!!!!



It's ok dear heart. You'll get your own place again soon and the chihuahuas will die eventually. :twisted: As for the dog hair, you could shave princess. ;)
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