Don't like Bush or JFK? An alternative vision for the future

[celticsmith]

Are you sick of the current political climate?



You don’t want to claim you are a Republican because you despise George Bush.

You don’t like the Democrats because they are really just about the same as the Republicans.

…and the only alternative is Ralph Nader? Gimmie a BREAK!



If you are sick of all the choices because they are all NON- choices….or of picking the lesser evil. Then we have the party for you.



Join the Royalist Party!



Our platform is simple and easy to understand. We will vote for a monarch who will rule until death. If our choice turns out to be a poor one, death can always be…..hastened….



This up coming election our candidate is Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong fame.



If elected he will be referred to as “King Chong” and will climb the Empire State Building to prove his worthiness as Monarch.



His only planned changes are to legalize the all the recreational drugs now deemed “Illegal” and then tax the hell out of them.



This will serve multiple services…

Firstly….The budget surplus will return as a fountain of new revenue fills the country’s coffers.

Secondly, only the rich will be able to afford the recreational drugs due to their tax induced high prices……and so soon all the rich people will either become poor or dead from drug overdose.

Thirdly, all the poor people who already have the drugs will soon become rich people (see above for what happens to rich people).



Finally this will remove the useless 2/3’s of our population leaving only the middle class who actually do all the work and make the economy flourish. The country will be transformed into a modern utopia in a matter of 3 to 5 years.



So this year remember…..if you are dissatisfied with the way things are today….you CAN make a difference. Why not come on over and vote Royalist?



What is the worst that could happen?


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[Mother Mo]

Tommy Chong? Now we're talkin'!

[div]

He's got my vote.

[iblis]

See, if Chong were elected, then we wouldn't have the problem of (over)paying a president. We could just keep him fat and happy in all the drugs and bad porno that he could stand.

That, and the campaign slogans... "DON'T BE A DONG - VOTE FOR CHONG!"

[Damia_Thorne]

@ celticsmith

you are too funny!