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What ever happened to divorce?!?!

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I'm all about some manogamy, but this is rediculous punishment for a suspicion, or even for fact.



Woman RIPS Off Husband's Nuts

News Edition: 09/14/2004

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.
Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman butshe was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger. The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her, which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing charges.

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And people say a woman President would be a bad thing. Geez. :D
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Loreena Bobbit's got nothin' on the Romanian chick! :shock:
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Mother Mo wrote:Loreena Bobbit's got nothin' on the Romanian chick! :shock:

Imagine having to sew that appendage back on.

Whew.

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Well, if u can hav ur hand cut off 4 stealing, I guess this izn't so far out ....
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I can't believe he didn't press charges!!! Of course i'd probably have been so in shock, that it'd be a year or so...but eventually I'd file a complaint or something.
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amazongoddess wrote:I can't believe he didn't press charges!!! Of course i'd probably have been so in shock, that it'd be a year or so...but eventually I'd file a complaint or something.


I guess he'll never have cause to doubt her strong feelings for him, at least! ;)
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Mother Mo wrote:
amazongoddess wrote:I can't believe he didn't press charges!!! Of course i'd probably have been so in shock, that it'd be a year or so...but eventually I'd file a complaint or something.
I guess he'll never have cause to doubt her strong feelings for him, at least! ;)

I think those feelings were a wee bit too strong.

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Dear, I'm fairly sure Bear's little more stable than this chick. At least I'm hoping. If you're smart, you'd never give her a reason to suspect that you're cheating...and if you're lucky, she'd just leave you, not rip your jewels off.
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