Strange thoughts
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The thing I like about sex is that you don't have to think during it....you can just be. Okay, that was cheesey sounding, but seriously, it is an escape. Although sometimes the oxygen deprivation can lend itself to mild hallucination. Probabaly shouldn't have gone ther....nevermind.
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I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.
'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'
'Did he just fart?'
'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'
'He really should clip his nose hairs.'
'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'
There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.
'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'
'Did he just fart?'
'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'
'He really should clip his nose hairs.'
'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'
There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
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LadyIvanna wrote:I made out the grocery list more times than i can count.
'Oh, god! Please don't let me throw up again!!!'
'Did he just fart?'
'I wonder if I squeeze hard enough if I could just cut his penis off?'
'He really should clip his nose hairs.'
'I'll bet if he washed his face more often, he could get rid of those disgusting zits.'
There are a zillion others that I can't remember right now, but all of the above thoughts were when I was married to my midget's sperm donor.
HAHA I have had so many of those myself. The nose hair one epsecially... oh and the if i squeeze it hard enuff !!! Right on.

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judas gnb wrote:i must stay before i tell my thought that i was watching wrestling while having sex once doin to doggie so we could both watch ya know so anyway a cool move was preformed and i thought "oh im stealing that for this weekend"
Did you just say you were watching wrestling while doing it doggie style?? I..........um...........ok............
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It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!
No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.
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Re: It ain't braggin' if it's TRUE!
Scorptrio wrote:No comments on my thought.... hmm.... I guess the problem with that kind of statement, no matter how true, people assume I'm exaggerating. Oh, well... you never know until you try.
I was gonna be nice and not say anything, but since you insist on the attention......my first thought when I read your comment was, "What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
Oh well.
Lady I wrote:"What a fucking tard!!! He is soooooo FULL OF SHIT!!!!"
I know you only have my word for it, but it's 100% true... and I feel really sorry for those men who haven't had a MO and women who haven't had MMOs. Mundane experience isn't enough - always find the ways to make the "impossible" happen.
To qualify all of this, at the time my partner was recently divorced from a man who had been her only lover ever, and he had given her only one orgasm in the six years they had been together. (and he freaked out on her when she had it.) I'd been watching "Don Juan DeMarco" a lot that year, and was convinced that he was on to something - you're only a great lover if you know you're a great lover. So it was the perfect partnership and the perfect time and yes, she had over 60 orgasms in less than an hour. Granted, it wasn't me, it was her with me which made this possible, but don't just assume someone is lying because it's outside of personal experience. You asked and I answered with probably the strangest thing I've thought at a time like that. I figured everyone thought I was making it up, which is why I posted again.
Vetustatem novitas, Umbram fugat veritas, Noctem lux eliminat.
The strangest thought wasn't a thought perse. Was having sex after a jam session and had a difficult Bass riff going through my head till around my second orgasm, then I figured out how to play the riff.
At one point ( high school ) the most common thought that went through my mind was "I hope my friends don't leave us stuck out here without a ride home."
At one point ( high school ) the most common thought that went through my mind was "I hope my friends don't leave us stuck out here without a ride home."
Was I just here?
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