Official Rumour Thread

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:27 am

Start your new outrageous rumour here:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:31 am

Nemesis is actually a woman... :lol:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:33 am

Nemesis wrote:Nemesis is actually a woman...

Nu-uh...
I heard a rumour that he was a Man!

The Liberal Vampyre · Post by **The Liberal Vampyre** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:35 am

French-speaking ducks are conspiracing to eat all humans on this planet with the exception of Woody Allen whose films they greatly admire and appreciate.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:35 am

Shhhhh!!!!!! :wink:

Nemesis is actually not human at all... Gender is not relevant... :lol:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:37 am

The Liberal Vampyre wrote:French-speaking ducks are conspiracing to eat all humans on this planet with the exception of Woody Allen whose films they greatly admire and appreciate.

Wow... Even the French ducks have shitty taste in movies and actors... go figure... :lol:

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue May 20, 2003 9:30 am

c.d. s have a small motion powered chip in them that send a low powered transmission to your t.v. which in turn sends a signal back through the cable connection alerting the corporate complex of your listening preferences. it turned into a listening device around the time of the first incarnation of napster by riia which is a corporate entity secretly headed by dick cheney (where do you think he is all the time?) for the purpose of "homeland security"...
is that knocking at my door? oh sh~~~~~~

Serenity · Post by **Serenity** » Tue May 20, 2003 10:32 am

Nemesis wrote:Shhhhh!!!!!! Nemesis is actually not human at all... Gender is not relevant...

What are you?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 10:48 am

Lady Jacinta wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Shhhhh!!!!!! Nemesis is actually not human at all... Gender is not relevant...

What are you?

I might ask you the same question :lol:

But I'll give you a hint... PURE EVIL :twisted:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue May 20, 2003 12:25 pm

I heard that Aural fixation is forming a group within the board to finally take control of KG...
And what's more, resisters will be forced to click iblis links until they give in, or puke, or become homicidal maniacs with Republican tendencies.

interf4ce · Post by **interf4ce** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:03 pm

JaNell wrote:I heard that Aural fixation is forming a group within the board to finally take control of KG...
And what's more, resisters will be forced to click iblis links until they give in, or puke, or become homicidal maniacs with Republican tendencies.

heh, yeah...those wacky republicans...what silly mischief will they get into next...

Exquisite Mystery · Post by **Exquisite Mystery** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:06 pm

JaNell wrote:I heard that Aural fixation is forming a group within the board to finally take control of KG...
And what's more, resisters will be forced to click iblis links until they give in, or puke, or become homicidal maniacs with Republican tendencies.

Well, I actually like iblis links, I should be immune... joy :roll:

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I heard somewhere, that Nemesis is in fact pure innate goodness :jesus:

carefully disguised as pure evil ( which is truly shapeless). Also, I heard the Janell is a new test hybrid between Godzilla :jazilla:

and an alien race of raging drag queens :morticia:

:kill:(how do you think they got the idea for Anonymous Rex?). Lastly, I seem to remember hearing that Tori is in reality a bat. She occasionally flits into girlshape, with vestigal wings masquerading as pigtails, and uses her light nature to charm and influence all. :alice:

Perhaps its all rumor... or perhpas not.

div · Post by **div** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:27 pm

i would like to, once again, state for the record that their is NO substance to the rumor that div is really a computer program designed to flirt with women.

I am, in fact, quite rerw;a kuh98h9y uj

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Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:44 pm

Exquisite Mystery wrote:I heard somewhere, that Nemesis is in fact pure innate goodness carefully disguised as pure evil ( which is truly shapeless).

Ok.. this has gone beyond the realm of rumour and straight into the black hole of pure bubbling Bullshit LoL

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:56 pm

Exquisite Mystery wrote:an alien race of raging drag queens

An alien race of drag queens??????
That is MORTICIA!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:59 pm

introverted it may be, but im posting some of the shit i hear on me..........
dispeling the two rumors i hear most
A) no i wasnt hitting on you. whoever you are. i hit one person and thats cuz she hits in me. so fuckkkkkkkk that. you can be friendly in a bar without intent of trying to sleep with someone.
i hate that one the WORST.
and no im not gay either.so thats B. where the HELL that came from.......... but im asked that alot.
C)yea i drank that much. sorry if i puked on your dog or anything.
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ive also heard that nemesis is a man and that nemesis is a woman and i think people are pissed he makes a better of either than the people that finger point. :twisted:

j/k
your not supposed to understand everything folks.
now i grab my shovel and continue to throw the dirt in the drama ditch

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Tue May 20, 2003 5:37 pm

Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 5:47 pm

junkie christ wrote:I've also heard that nemesis is a man and that nemesis is a woman and i think people are pissed he makes a better of either than the people that finger point. j/k
your not supposed to understand everything folks.
now i can go get my shovel and con

One of the many reasons why I Love this man... :lol:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 5:50 pm

miz kitty wrote:Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child.

But that's just between Me, you and the computer screen... Right? LoL

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:17 pm

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:I've also heard that nemesis is a man and that nemesis is a woman and i think people are pissed he makes a better of either than the people that finger point. j/k
your not supposed to understand everything folks.
now i can go get my shovel and con

One of the many reasons why I Love this man...

:takes a bow:
yer velvum nemy....