A Vampire Group Of Knoxville

[Coor]

heh. Kit called Santa a bastard. That rocks.

[Vampilot]

Buttercup---->

Yet one more of the reasons I love you...

You've got to let that out more often... I'm wetting myself, I'm laughing so hard..

Luv, -V

[The Fallen]

Hmm that makes me wonder if there are any more of The Fallen(c)(r)TM out there??
You know of The Fallen(c)(r)TM don't you?

The Fallen(c)(r)TM stem from nothing, therefore they are nothing, for nothing is what they are. And they have power over nothing for such is the onmipotence of nothing that they flourish and exist. For the existence of nothing is nothing less then non-existence. For if they were not nothing then they would be something and wouldn't that be something else. For in the something is nothing, and that nothing remains nothing, for it cannot be something and that is what is The Fallen(c)(r)TM And let us speak of the beginning of Nothing...

And lo, in the Beginning, before there was Darknyss, before there was Lyght, there was Nothing. Let us now hear the words spoken by Nothing












...

[JaZilla]

Dammit, Vamp, don't out the Secret Identity of The Radioactive Mutant Lizard JaZilla, Vampire Squisher to the dang Vampires!

And lo, in the Beginning, before there was Darknyss, before there was Lyght, there was Nothing. Let us now hear the ***words spoken by The Fallen...

***See sig below.

[pryjmaty]

Ah vant to suck yooooor bluud.

[karmakaze]

Hmm that makes me wonder if there are any more of The Fallen(c)(r)TM out there??
You know of The Fallen(c)(r)TM don't you?
...

yes. i have one chained in the closet. i have sex with it.

[The Fallen]

Hmm that makes me wonder if there are any more of The Fallen(c)(r)TM out there??
You know of The Fallen(c)(r)TM don't you?
...

yes. i have one chained in the closet. i have sex with it.

Ah what a sad lonely life you must lead if you have nothing chained in your closet, and you have sex with nothing...

[karmakaze]

Hmm that makes me wonder if there are any more of The Fallen(c)(r)TM out there??
You know of The Fallen(c)(r)TM don't you?
...

yes. i have one chained in the closet. i have sex with it.

Ah what a sad lonely life you must lead if you have nothing chained in your closet, and you have sex with nothing...

well i guess that does sort of explain a lot now doesn't it?

[Vachy]

vampires are boring

zombies own you

Is there a zombie meet-up too? Where we can discuss where to get the tastiest brains? Mmmm brains.

[sinful_fetish]

Now I know a lot of you who are reading this are thinking "Aw crap, another Masquerader!"

To be honest, yes, that is what I thought. Then I considered that you'd seen Underworld too many times, or you've failed to realize that Corey Feldman's just not that into you, and The Lost Boys is, in fact, a piece of fiction.

Then I went back to blaming White Wolf, scourge of the damned, blight on the undead, ruiner of all that which is dyrkness. Did I use the Y properly? Forgive me; I am not a vympire.

I am a very real vampire who would like to try to get together with others who are intersted in Vampirism.

I believe you've never seen an episode of Angel. Hello! Lone vympire trying to earn redemption? Kind of hard to do when you're with a pack of bloodsyckers.

I am the organizer of the Vampire Meetup groups on Meetup.com but I am currently having trouble getting anything started because it has been so long since someone has tried.

Or, perhaps, because Charleton Heston's on the loose. He's a madman! Soylent green is vympires!

No, seriously, it's because vympires aren't real.

I would very much like to see a vampire group happen in Knoxville.

So would I, on East Magnolia, around 2 a.m. some Saturday night.

A group where people can come and be free to ask questions about things they want to know, to see what it means to be a vampire and to be around other vampires.

I bet it means a lot of brooding, ruffles, and biting of young gir--

No, wait, that's interviewing vympires. I don't know what you do in the proper context of socializing with them. Sorry. Please reference Dracula 2000 for social aspects.

If anyone would like to help me with this I would be very appreciative. Thank you and blessings to you all.

DARK blessings! Bwahahahahaha!

omg, I am crying - alot. Just for that post I have to throw more money at your store.

[Hardcoregirl]

Yes, I declare an all out war on vampyres.

I just wanna know one thing, who's comin' with me??



I'm such a cute zombie vampire slayer.

[Russo]

Yes, I declare an all out war on vampyres.

I just wanna know one thing, who's comin' with me??



I'm such a cute zombie vampire slayer.

Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

[Coor]

Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

*shakes head*
I am ashamed. You fuckin' dork.
*shakes head*
Who the hell says...
*shakes head*
What the...
*shakes head*

[Russo]

Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

*shakes head*
I am ashamed. You fuckin' dork.
*shakes head*
Who the hell says...
*shakes head*
What the...
*shakes head*

Dude, you can't fuck with this:



EL CHUPACABRA GONNA GET YOU!

[TheSym]

Lets get this whole Vampire Meat Up thing rolling!
How about a place and time that is convenient for all of us.
I'm thinking about maybe the Sunspot or maybe someplace we can get stakes. And not the Great Steak Escape, because it sure lived up to its name last time.
I'm thinking ok nine am to around 2 pmish perhaps June 21 if nothing can be worked out sooner.
See you all there....




and on another note I might be afraid of dancing to his songs, but I think it only take a few bullets to take out Chu Pak Shakubra..

[ophelia]

Lets get this whole Vampire Meat Up thing rolling!
How about a place and time that is convenient for all of us.
I'm thinking about maybe the Sunspot or maybe someplace we can get stakes. And not the Great Steak Escape, because it sure lived up to its name last time.
I'm thinking ok nine am to around 2 pmish perhaps June 21 if nothing can be worked out sooner.
See you all there....




and on another note I might be afraid of dancing to his songs, but I think it only take a few bullets to take out Chu Pak Shakubra..

Hahahahahahahaha....

I think I peed myself.

[Asher]

you should of asked for a Audi TT Quatro

i'd ask you to marry me but..well..

[Ray+Wendy]

I'm often mistaken for a vampire. Wendy keeps telling everyone that I suck, big time.

[JaNell]

Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

You fightin' vampires with vampires or something?!

Chupacapra means "goat sucker".

[4X541N7]

Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

You fightin' vampires with vampires or something?!

Chupacapra means "goat sucker".

Your face is a 'goat-sucker'....JK Janell...I <3 you...

Yeah...I much more up for the Chupacabra Social Meetings....I mean...After reading too many Poppy Z. Brite novels...Vampires seem a little weak in these more modern times....

...Let us prey....