A Vampire Group Of Knoxville

X · Post by X » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:53 am

Lets get two things straight.

One...OLD Mustangs do not suck. I hate fords in general but the class of 1964-1968 Mustangs are just...well kickass. Well until Danny Montgomery does a running kneelift towards my balls, i move and he crashes in the rear quarterpanel...but hey, its Stanley and the boys we're talking about here.

Two...Vamps out there...just remember, i gotta box full of garlic butter and a supersoaker250...and i'm curious to find out if condiments work....ya know what i mean?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:39 am

AXSaint wrote:
Your face is a 'goat-sucker'....JK Janell...I <3 you...

You calling TheSym an old goat or something?
:lol:

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:53 am

JaNell wrote:
Russo wrote:Me, but I'm coming in as a chupacabra. Zombies are cool and all, but you can't argue with a half kangaroo/half alien creature.

You fightin' vampires with vampires or something?!

Chupacapra means "goat sucker".

Ah, alien vampires, though. With a super long tongue. And reptilian skin. And claws! Chupacabras are more animal than vampire. And they're hardcore to the MAXXX!

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:03 am

Chupacabras are of course, the purevampire from which common vampires are derived. When a chupacabra mates with a human (oh come on, all monsters mate with humans - see Humanoids from the Deep or Creature From the Black Lagoon if you need proof) the offspring is a common vampire which can create other vampires through its bite until the bloodline is diluted...Perhaps I have said too much.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:49 am

This thread has gone insanely ADD.

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:39 pm

Onibubba wrote:Chupacabras are of course, the purevampire from which common vampires are derived. When a chupacabra mates with a human (oh come on, all monsters mate with humans - see Humanoids from the Deep or Creature From the Black Lagoon if you need proof) the offspring is a common vampire which can create other vampires through its bite until the bloodline is diluted...Perhaps I have said too much.

No no no. Chupacabras are a result of a failed military experiment in which they tried to breed one of the aliens from Roswell with a bat. And then someone fucked up and added kangaroo DNA. DUH!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:54 pm

B_Ko wrote:This thread has gone insanely ADD.

Naw, they've just been spending too much time at Goatsu.cx.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:01 pm

No no no. Chupacabras are a result of a failed military experiment in which they tried to breed one of the aliens from Roswell with a bat. And then someone fucked up and added kangaroo DNA. DUH!

For the benefit of everyone...I am silencing you...No more type for you...no more...

Saint: Nice attempt to save your ass from the almighty JaZilla

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:04 pm

Coor wrote:
No no no. Chupacabras are a result of a failed military experiment in which they tried to breed one of the aliens from Roswell with a bat. And then someone fucked up and added kangaroo DNA. DUH!

For the benefit of everyone...I am silencing you...No more type for you...no more...

Never! The truth about El Chupacabra MUST be revealed!

Ya know, just to spite you, I'm gonna start my own thread about this great monster! So NYAH! :P~

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:08 pm

Kompressor forbids it!

You must bow to Kompressor!!!!!

Vitiman K...

CryptMonger · Post by **CryptMonger** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:21 pm

ya know I've read this whole damn post and only see Raziel's name at the beginning where he started this blood sucking, anti garlic see you after dark shit...

Raziel come out come out wherever you are. :twisted:

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:28 pm

That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:38 pm

get over it
it's called the real world
and if you think your a goddamn vampire you obviously not living in it

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:39 pm

We don't all do that shit. some of us are very willing to at least have a conversation with you before we pass judgment.

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:41 pm

and some of us aren't

so again

welcome to the real world

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:58 pm

How many times have we all seen this happen? Someone comes on the board make ONE post about some outrageous shit, and then acts all insulted and offended because he/she was not treated like a long lost friend.

I wish people would just hang out for a while, get to know us, and let us get to know them, before throwing divisive topics into the mix. We might be more accepting of someone we've gotten to know a bit.

So before you throw out ALL the blame, keep a little for yourself. That being said, get this behind you, make some more posts, get involved in a few discussions and get out and meet people. I'd say the chances are pretty high that several people share your interests. Several folks said so in this very thread in fact, but you didn't even notice that did you?

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:00 pm

why suck blood when you can suck beer

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:06 pm

rec|use wrote:and some of us aren't

so again

welcome to the real world

I do not know you yet I know that you are so very pertty. :lol:

Ya know I just don't get this "I believe that I am a mythical creature" thing. I mean I have an in-law that when off her medication thinks that she is Jackie O being hunted by Nazis. I get this, I understand this. They have medication for this. I also understand having a Blood Fetish, but thinking that you are a figure out of myth and folklore? They never covered this stuff in the psych books in college. No where were there references made to "delusional mythical thing" problems. So you know what, to better unstand this problem I am going to pretend that I am a unicorn for the next week. Now if everyone will please respond to me appropriatley, I would really appreciate it.

I have to stop typing now as unicorns have hooves and no knowledge of computers............damn how am I gonna drive to work?

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:08 pm

I do not know you yet I know that you are so very pertty.

was that pretty or petty

i think both apply

but i think your hoovies made me confused

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:11 pm

Raziel wrote:Now I know a lot of you who are reading this are thinking "Aw crap, another Masquerader!" but I promise you, that I am not. I am a very real vampire who would like to try to get together with others who are intersted in Vampirism. I am the organizer of the Vampire Meetup groups on Meetup.com but I am currently having trouble getting anything started because it has been so long since someone has tried. I would very much like to see a vampire group happen in Knoxville. A group where people can come and be free to ask questions about things they want to know, to see what it means to be a vampire and to be around other vampires. If anyone would like to help me with this I would be very appreciative. Thank you and blessings to you all.

Where in this post did he say anything about being mythological? I don't see it. Maybe I am blind or something but I don't.

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