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Wow, I've found some new terms that I will be using on an everyday basis!

Baby-cave = vag
Freshness-seal = hymen
Albino penis = tampon

Rad!
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LOL...me and thrall passed some vendors selling some pro abstinence shit and we were like, "no thanks, we'll be encouraging lots of sex"..
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"testicular weevils"? Um...yeah... I know I am gullible but I swear I will never get near a guy that scratches his nads.....uh....weevils
if the native americans can do a "rain dance" to get rain when they need it, then why cant i do a "penis dance" to get sex when I need it?
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hehehehe

"I am an insatiable slut!"........lol.
eternal life is now on my trail.....


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Another funny link, abstinenceonly.
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elasticwings wrote:Another funny link, abstinenceonly.


I love the title for that page. "A celebration of non-penetration". Classic.
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God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with ......Well it seems they got it partially right.Hahaha. :lol:
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WTF :fuckedup: :roofle:
I hate that saying: "You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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and here i thought i was gonna get to see amazonian coconut cracking caught on tape for the first time ever.
Are we there yet?
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