Great Quotes

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:35 pm

"My chronic nastiness and obdurate refusal to look on the bright side of things goes far beyond garden variety misanthropy." ~Joe Queenan

"Your taste is impeccable I am sure, however ther is a certain amount of visceral satisfaction in turning the predator into prey. That look in their eyes when it dawns on them that it is not safe here... mentally... physically..." ~TheSym

"Life is pain, your highness, and anyone else who says differently is selling something." ~Princess Bride

"He, pale, immobile, like a reverend himself, looked sometimes out the window, sometimes closed his eyes." ~DH Lawrence

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrowmindedness. Broad, wholesome, charitable views can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth"> ~Mark Twain

"You can kill a man, but you can't take away what he stands for, not unless you first break his spirit, and that's a beautiful thing to see." ~xfiles

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:22 pm

"I think the best offense to use while playing basketball would be to get a huge hardon." -me

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:29 am

"Guns are like condoms. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need one and not have it." Girl from Aliens Vs. Predator

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:48 pm

"Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater. " - Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:17 pm

Occident, n.:
The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It
is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the
Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the
principal industries of the Orient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:19 am

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

-Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:08 pm

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

- Bill Wilson -

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:21 pm

I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:36 pm

"every guy when they find out their ex has something new want to become superman so they can piss on lois lane from while flying over her head with a videocamera." - me

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:55 am

"Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off." - Author Unknown

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:22 am

"Once more I have walked, face first, into the sliding glass door of life."

Don't remember where that one came from but always beena favorite.

sapphirerose · Post by **sapphirerose** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:34 am

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we will find it not." Ralph W. Emerson

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:46 am

Was looking through some old journals and found some old things I had written, one was my current tagline, one was my old tagline, and one is just how I feel all the time.

Misery loves company, Bitterness actively recruits. (Old tagline)

When asked if you're a lover or a fighter, you should reply, "both". Else how can you fight for those you love?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:48 pm

"Next to getting off, shitting is the next best feeling... shitting is just like the 2nd best position in normal sex, pissing blood is like hardcore tied up beaten with a rough splitery stick bondage sex."-Nelson

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:42 pm

" I wash my hands. I follow the rules. I'm good"
~Tyler (Wonder Showzen)

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 pm

"I still Function!" - Megatron :twisted:

"Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman." - Unknown

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:15 am

"Every successful enterprise requires three men--a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." -- Peter McArthur, 1901

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:55 am

But you know why you walked that isle cause you were wearing this (holds up the NWA worlds title)and this is the differance between that rock n roll music and the rest of the garbage in wrestling.-Ric Flair circa 1986

i know i know leave it to me for my fav quote to be from a wrestling promo

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:04 pm

This one comes to mind because of the turn my "Out of the Mouths of Babes. Again." thread has turned.

"Every adult needs a child to teach, it's the way adults learn."

--- Frank A. Clark

Serenity · Post by **Serenity** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:57 pm

"It's hard to act drunk when you are drunk."
Dr. Gary