The Burger King Bird!!!

SledgehammrX · Post by **SledgehammrX** » Mon May 30, 2005 1:23 am

On Sunday May 29,me and my co-workers became hell bent on catching one of the birds thats likes to fly in our back door.Well after hours of countless trying and me killing time by kicking the dumpster over and over to move it then me and josh and michael moving it around like it was a feather(remember its full of trash and the two 5gal. buckets of water we put in it)well me and michael and chris took apart two of our crappy brooms and all that was left was a stick. well me and Chris was at the back door just talking and then a bird landed on the dumpster and stared at me.then chris started to move like he was gonna hit it and i said "CLOCK THAT MOTHERFU****!!!" and so he did and it fell over and died with one eye behind the other lol.

Thomas from Nightshift at BK.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon May 30, 2005 5:57 am

Murdering a defenseless bird ... Wow, I'm mpressed ... :roll:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Mon May 30, 2005 8:18 am

I'm gonna go ahead, & say this now...

Hope you enjoy that job at Burger King...

Midnight_Scarlet_Angel · Mon May 30, 2005 11:05 am

don't you just love people who post shit just to say
"I'm such bad-ass goth, 'cuz I did _______!!!!"

As a friend once said,
"Poser is having to talk about what you do in an effort to be cool."

'nuff said.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:10 am

hello fucktard. hope i don't meet you. because i will knock your head in with a broken broomstick.

asshole.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:44 am

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:51 am

Okay, I am sure there are better uses for skin than holding your sorry ass together.
My kids found 2 birds about a week old out of there nest Friday. I spent hours trying to find someone who had the capability to raise and release them and finally found this very sweet 70 year old lady in Oak Ridge who raises about 100 birds at a time and barely gets 5 or 6 hours sleep a night for her trouble, and no help from the wildlife agencies. While we were there situating my kids' birds another bird came in with a child, her mother, and grandmother. So, all I keep picturing is this cute little blonde four year old carrying a baby bird in a box, with a care that four years don't give ANYTHING, to this little old lady who is going to spend 100 hours plus raising it, and then you guys snuffing this poor bird out in a second. You know, your heads would make a much better outlet for you the next time the testosterone builds up, and a few real good swings might actually knock them out of your ASSES! I wouldn't go out to the dumpster alone on night shift anytime soon, you are going to piss a LOT of people off with this post.

Roseofthorns · Post by **Roseofthorns** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:51 am

Wow... What an ass. So you have to kill animals to get your kicks? You're stupid dude.

"Look at me! I r such cool! I r keel a poor wittle birdy cause I works at booger kingz!!!11"

I swear, why do idiots have to kill animals, poor innocent animals, because their lives suck?

Btw, which Burger King do you work at?

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:53 am

Roseofthorns wrote:Btw, which Burger King do you work at?

See what I mean?

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Mon May 30, 2005 12:14 pm

TheInfiniteMonkey wrote:
Roseofthorns wrote:Btw, which Burger King do you work at?

See what I mean?

There's also the little fact, that some of us aren't complete fucktards...

Since, Sledge here, lives in Maryville...There's only one BK that I know of here...It's right next to Foothills Mall, right off of Lamar Alexander Parkway (HWY 321)...Have fun!

Roseofthorns · Post by **Roseofthorns** » Mon May 30, 2005 1:40 pm

4X541N7 wrote:
TheInfiniteMonkey wrote:
Roseofthorns wrote:Btw, which Burger King do you work at?

See what I mean?

There's also the little fact, that some of us aren't complete fucktards...

Since, Sledge here, lives in Maryville...There's only one BK that I know of here...It's right next to Foothills Mall, right off of Lamar Alexander Parkway (HWY 321)...Have fun!

I don't know much about Tennessee 4X5, I've only lived here for about a year. I don't plan to do any violence, I plan to tip off a health inspector, and contact their District Manager.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon May 30, 2005 2:13 pm

Hey, I think I know this guy.

BlackDeathCigarettes · Mon May 30, 2005 9:59 pm

This reminds me of that one time a swerved to hit a possum

Silent Huntress · Post by **Silent Huntress** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:56 am

You know, if you followed the hunter's code, you should have eaten that bird. But, nooo, you had to kill it just for kicks and waste an innocent life. Maybe your mommy should have beaten your ass more when you were little for pulling the wings off bugs and you wouldn't be doing shit like that now.

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:11 am

Does that actual Burger King scare anyone else here?

oh yeah, bird killing is lame by the way. I hope one shits on you next time.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:27 pm

Damn dog! It is one thing to commit the act (as malicious as it is).

It is a completly differant thing all together to post the act in detail on a any forum where alot of pagans, vegetarians, animal rights nuts, and othe people who value life spend their extra time.

Did you not see this comming?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:36 pm

iblis wrote:Hey, I think I know this guy.

i had a witty retort
then i clicked the :iblislink: