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http://koti.mbnet.fi/jutanu/tekstit/cybersex.txt


The pirate one is the best............ :lol:
I was crying from laughing so hard.
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OMFG!!!! That was some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time! Thanx, Sir D
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Soo hard to laugh and answer phones! OMG!
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interesting...and at the same time very weird.....hmmmmm....and where did you get this??? lol
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right on.....
funny as hell.......
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HAAARRRR!!
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

iblis wrote:HAAARRRR!!


You even start that in the bedroom, and I'll make you wish you were a rhino. *grin*
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MahoganyDawn wrote:
iblis wrote:HAAARRRR!!


You even start that in the bedroom, and I'll make you wish you were a rhino. *grin*

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roflmao. AT. WORK. MUST..... GAIN.... COMPOSURE.......
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LOL that reminded me of
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Just SMORK it!
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