Name that song

[Smaug]

Can someone help me with a song name and artist? I think it was masochistic tango or something like that.

[B_Ko]

We're going to need a metric assload more info.

[Bone]

I'll guess here, If it's the song I'm thinking of:

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango
originally on "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer" recorded in 1959.
Was later released on the Doctor Demento CD -
"Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection: The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time"

here are the lyrics to see if I have the right song:

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

[Smaug]

That's it. Now I'm off to annoy my co-workers. Thank You

[Bone]

That's it. Now I'm off to annoy my co-workers. Thank You

No problem
-Your friendly neighborhood DJ

[karlaBOO]

That's it. Now I'm off to annoy my co-workers. Thank You

No problem
-Your friendly neighborhood DJ

Brilliant, Darlin'. Ab-so-fucking-lout-ly Brilliant.

[B_Ko]

Oh, my bad. I thought he wanted a name for his own personal bands. My bad, i always seem to think every goth is in a band.

[The Fallen]

If I was in a band then what instrument would I play?

[Hardcoregirl]

If I was in a band then what instrument would I play?

The skin flute.

[junkie christ]

Oh, my bad. I thought he wanted a name for his own personal bands. My bad, i always seem to think every goth is in a band.

funny i dont know a single goth in a band.

[The Fallen]

If I was in a band then what instrument would I play?

The skin flute.

Why would I take your favorite instrument away from you dear

[Hardcoregirl]

If I was in a band then what instrument would I play?

The skin flute.

Why would I take your favorite instrument away from you dear

Hehehe, thanks pal.

[Coor]

Oh, my bad. I thought he wanted a name for his own personal bands. My bad, i always seem to think every goth is in a band.

Every goth kid hsa some fucking project going on that makes them feel all special and stuff...and if not then they are the lackey for some other goth kidwho does have projects going on. I'd just like to see a few completed projects every now and then.

[B_Ko]

If I was in a band then what instrument would I play?

The skin flute.

Oh, it's a dick joke LOL!!