TN To Ban Dildos?!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:27 am

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:08 am

The whole thing is stupid! Dont even get me started on this kinda infringement upon our rights! What kind of fucking country do we live in?!?! What the fuck.........

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:15 am

Yes even i find this one moronic and we all know where i stand on many many issues.

Francesca · Post by **Francesca** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:07 am

What blows me away is that one of these lawmakers proposing this bill was a woman! There's got to be something wrong with her...

I mean, geez...what the fuck were they thinking.... did one of them find their daughter with one and freaked out or something?

don't they know that we can always resort to our hello kitty toothbrushes....yeah, well let the Oral-B and Sonic-care lobbyists bail us out of this one...

....walks off in disgust....

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:24 am

In other Monday developments, Tennesseans died from a lack of health care, remained poorly educated and were among the most obese state populations in the nation.

Thats fucking hilarious.

It won't pass.

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:33 am

this acctually happened in alabama when kasi and i were living there

cucumber sales went through the roof

this is exactly the reason we have events like what is fetish, but this is even more basic than fetish, this is a damn dildo, a personal device used in private time , that doesnt hurt anyone, well, at least it shouldnt, but i wont go into the great dildo attack of 86

Asher · Post by **Asher** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:00 pm

tat2jay wrote:the great dildo attack of 86

...-bol-

Celestial Dung · Post by **Celestial Dung** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:21 pm

http://www.knoxviews.com/node/473#comment

What kind of weird kool-aid has the state legislature been drinking?

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:01 pm

Well... if it does happen to get passed, and the underground dildo market all of a sudden becomes lucrative and profitable, I'm totally getting into it. I mean, who wouldn't want to say they deal in forbidden pleasure devices on the side?

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:52 pm

tat2jay wrote:...but i wont go into the great dildo attack of 86

Yeah, a friend of mine nearly lost an eye in that one...and I'm not talking about the seeing eyes either.

X · Post by X » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:46 pm

i just for some reason see some dude on a street corner saying "hello girlie, i gots whatchoo neeeed" opening his coat to reveal lots of bright colored buzzy things.

its just a sad fucking state of affairs when the state government is more worried about banning things that shouldn't fucking matter, and not worried about making things that do matter better.

Francesca · Post by **Francesca** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:03 pm

X wrote:i just for some reason see some dude on a street corner saying "hello girlie, i gots whatchoo neeeed" opening his coat to reveal lots of bright colored buzzy things.

Ah, he already exists... in Chattanooga, actually....

He is known as "creepy-bald-headed-dude" and sells his various wares in a stand on Rossville Road.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:18 pm

thats so much bullshit......i hate our government...they are fucking useless

FreakySeekers · Post by **FreakySeekers** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:39 pm

It sounds to me like yet another ploy to grab votes.

They want to create an issue that will:
A. Get the right wing "sheeple" up out of thier pews and into the voting booth, and
B. Deflect attention from the mess that real issues are in.

They figure no one will stand up to defend dildos, and if they do, they can just vilify them as "perverts" and whip up the conservatives even more.

The gay marriage issue was used just like this on a national level in the last election. I'm guessing that here in TN, it's the Tenncare issue that has them looking for a way to get the church people out to vote down the "perversion.".

As Jay said.....we are doing things like Temple: What Is Fetish? to call attention to things like this, raise awareness, and hopefully get people involved in turning some of this around. There are plenty of local examples, like the anti fetish laws and the recent laws passed to shut down adult businesses.

FreakySeekers · Post by **FreakySeekers** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:43 pm

Oh, and I wanna hear about the Dildo Attack of 86. I was in Germany then and musta missed it.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:12 pm

Dark Elf wrote:The whole thing is stupid! Dont even get me started on this kinda infringement upon our rights! What kind of fucking country do we live in?!?! What the fuck.........

Doesn't your signature say that using such devices is wrong? Ho ho, gotcha.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:58 pm

X wrote:i just for some reason see some dude on a street corner saying "hello girlie, i gots whatchoo neeeed" opening his coat to reveal lots of bright colored buzzy things.

You know, now that you've said that, I can't help but think of the creepy leper-shady salesman guy from Resident Evil 4.

"Wot are ya buyin'?"

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:20 pm

Heh or GTA: San Andreas... where a dildo (found in police station showers) IS a weapon. Odd combination there with banning dildos and banning violent video games....

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:31 pm

when dildos are legislated into oblivion, only legislators will be called dildos.

:mrgreen:

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:25 am

dildos are put here by the devil.

you are all perverts and will burn in hell.