Oh no! Jefferey saw furries on the intarweb!!!

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:02 am

Apparently some kid in Richmond Oregon was looking to join a fanclub for a baseball team mascot in his hometown and discovered furries on the internet. Now, the town has changed the team name, retired the mascot, and now requests that other teams leave their mascots at home. The parents also petitioned and won to get the local ISP to filter furries from the internet access they provide.

While I think furries are stupid and lame, I don't agree with filtering the internet for your entire userbase because one kid saw something he shouldn't have. Personally, I think the library at the school where he saw it should be responsible for filtering their own internet as well as parents at home. But... that's what anonymous proxies are for I guess.

EDIT: Guess it would help if I posted a link to the article.
http://www.nuxx.net/gallery/v/random_stuff/found_images/meet_the_furries.jpg.html

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:40 pm

read the article, why is a seven year old on the net unsupervised?

where are the fucking parents?

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:50 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:read the article, why is a seven year old on the net unsupervised?

where are the fucking parents?

Well, from reading the article, it appears that it happened at school so the parents are not to blame in this case. But yeah, kids of that age shouldn't really be surfing the net unsupervised.

paintedbird · Post by **paintedbird** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:07 pm

What are furries?

Post by **Bone** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:27 pm

paintedbird wrote:What are furries?

I would imagine the Furries refered to here are people whose sexual fetish is to dress up in animal costumes and role play their costumes for sex.
They even have a personals website http://www.pounced.org
(thanks to the Distorted View Podcast for that one :twisted:

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Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:41 pm

That's hilarious.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:31 pm

...like those weirdos that dress up like babies in diapers and have a fetish....please change my diaper while you suck me off.........maybe ill piss at the same time your wiping my ass......

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:36 am

yea, i had an ex who was into that....she pulled the diapers out and i got the hell out....not judging her, i just have no wish to revert to child hood ever again.....no thanx

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:42 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:yea, i had an ex who was into that....she pulled the diapers out and i got the hell out....not judging her, i just have no wish to revert to child hood ever again.....no thanx

Woah, TMFI! :-x

lol.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:11 pm

Zeo wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:yea, i had an ex who was into that....she pulled the diapers out and i got the hell out....not judging her, i just have no wish to revert to child hood ever again.....no thanx

Woah, TMFI!

lol.

i might not wanna post that considering, my owner is now a member at KG.....lol....

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:32 pm

...whatever floats yer boat baby!

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 pm

Bone wrote:
paintedbird wrote:What are furries?

I would imagine the Furries refered to here are people whose sexual fetish is to dress up in animal costumes and role play their costumes for sex.
They even have a personals website http://www.pounced.org
(thanks to the Distorted View Podcast for that one )

"Anthromorphic and anatomically correct (Alpha!)male wolf seeks anthromorphic and anatomically correct female fox (Vixen!) for romps in local park. Must be able to dodge frisbees, hurled rocks, and horrified parents. No freaks."

Post by **Bone** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:33 pm

Onibubba wrote:
Bone wrote:
paintedbird wrote:What are furries?

I would imagine the Furries refered to here are people whose sexual fetish is to dress up in animal costumes and role play their costumes for sex.
They even have a personals website http://www.pounced.org
(thanks to the Distorted View Podcast for that one )

"Anthromorphic and anatomically correct (Alpha!)male wolf seeks anthromorphic and anatomically correct female fox (Vixen!) for romps in local park. Must be able to dodge frisbees, hurled rocks, and horrified parents. No freaks."

Um, doesn't the last sentance there "No Freaks" negate the rest of the personal ad??? :lol:

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:59 pm

Personally, I have a soft spot for furries. There's nothing I love more to dress my partner up as a horse and run around my house to get pinned by that 22" dildo. God...I could totally go for that right now.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:47 pm

Yeah....nothing like doing the Pink Panther in the ass......

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:09 am

Coor wrote:Personally, I have a soft spot for furries. There's nothing I love more to dress my partner up as a horse and run around my house to get pinned by that 22" dildo. God...I could totally go for that right now.

Hmmmm...I guess you wouldn't be too impressed with my field mouse costume then.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:43 pm

I love furries. If it weren't for them, the internet wouldn't be nearly as unintentionally hilarious.