Vampire Runs For Governor

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:00 pm

Wow.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10826468

Shadow Of The Fox · Post by **Shadow Of The Fox** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:53 pm

Well, I guess if one could be elected, it would be here, in the US. :roll:

I mean, we have a former wrestler and an action movie star, why not have a vampire too, in the mix? 8-)

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:36 am

Yeah. Maybe Bone should run for govener of Tennessee....

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:57 am

actually i would like to see carl weathers run for gov. then we would three guys from the movie predator as gov. of states and i think jesse the body is running for president in 2008

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:22 am

"Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol."

HAHAHAHA- yeah, that'll definitely fly...

elfdragon · Post by **elfdragon** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:53 am

Last year he talked about running for Prez. He said that if elected he would bring Bush up on treason charges. If convicted, he promised to publicly impale Bush on the White House lawn.
For some reason, that thought gave me the warm fuzzies! :twisted:

Monti

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:34 am

This was posted elsewhere earlier and I will say the same thing about him this time as I did last, what a fucking toolshed. I mean seriously this guy is about the biggest fuck up as a political candidate that I have ever seen. He is such a fuck wit that he I would have to seriously consider voting republican if he was the only democrat candidate in an election I was voting in.

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:37 am

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy on Friday â€” the 13th â€” because that was â€œmy lucky number.â€

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:44 am

From the land of the Dumpster, where this is heading.....

http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8327&highlight=governor

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:58 pm

Yeah. Like I said. Wow.
Toolshed..... I love that term. Never heard it before. Good one!
Next there will be a werewolf running for office.....lol!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:35 pm

[quote]Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that heâ€™s a vampire â€œjust like you see in the movies and TV.â€

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:44 pm

.... wait.... where's HIS website?.... call me stupid, but I didnt see a link on anything.....

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:13 pm

Dark Elf wrote:.... wait.... where's HIS website?.... call me stupid, but I didnt see a link on anything.....

i think it was taken offline. i wonder why....

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jonathan-sharkey/
http://www.unioneagle.com/2006/January/31impaler.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guests/1128.html
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_031105113.html
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/01/v ... n_t_1.html
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article ... yid=116410

(some of these might be NSFW - i haven't reviewed all of them, yet - so just assume they're :iblislink:

's and read them on your own time.)

UPDATE - check out the "awesome" publicity shot (click for biggie):

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:01 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!!!!!!!
His "cape" is one of those silk-screened blanket/throws that I used to sell in my store!
HAHAHA!
I have that same one hanging over my doorway!
What a cheese-dick!
That made my fuckiing day!!!!!