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parasites are one thing

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but these little guys really suck.
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:shock: :shock: I'll never eat chinese food again!
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ewww..gah..how could you not feel those squirming around?
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Now this my dark children, is why mommy says you should drink your absinthe every night, because it contains the wormwood that will expel all the nasty squiggly critters from your little tummies....:erm:

Francesca :morticia:....now open up and take your medicine like a good little goth... :twisted:
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Francesca wrote:Now this my dark children, is why mommy says you should drink your absinthe every night, because it contains the wormwood that will expel all the nasty squiggly critters from your little tummies....:erm:

Francesca :morticia:....now open up and take your medicine like a good little goth... :twisted:


if i drink the absinthe, do i get to have the "special" brownies for snack?

side note:.....yuck....ive handled dead rotten bodies, ive even participated in an autopsy, but that made me squirm

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That was really nasty. Fuck you!
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oh c'mon, people. this thread is no goatse. :iblislink: :goatsewarning: :goatse:

although, the video might have originated from him... :angel:
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someone should seriously take away his internet connection


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jjenisis wrote:someone should seriously take away his internet connection

can't take away wireless - it's available at the closest krystal's. :mrgreen:
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Wow. Thats all I can say.
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I'm SO thankful that whenever I watched this (a few days ago, and i'm sure as fuck not watching it again), I was eating rotini and not actual spaghetti noodles...... THAT'S SOME SICK SHIT!! :shock:
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humanponygirl213 wrote:I'm SO thankful that whenever I watched this (a few days ago, and i'm sure as fuck not watching it again), I was eating rotini and not actual spaghetti noodles...... THAT'S SOME SICK SHIT!! :shock:

right. now eat your fucking gummy worms!

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if i add all the sick shit that ive eaten together, i wonder what kind of weird things are in my intestinal trackt.......better yet lets not go there
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I can actually say that i'm afraid to watch these two...
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thank god the flash players at the public library arent updated....I dont have the option to watch these videos.
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that's what you get for giving head in costa rica. :>
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....yeah....... dirty bitch!
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