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junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 10, 2003 2:30 pm

now i get to post for no good reason except saying i got the 100th reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rawken like dokken.......

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat May 10, 2003 3:54 pm

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 10, 2003 4:11 pm

?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat May 10, 2003 4:16 pm

junkie christ wrote:?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

Did you try clicking "Show Picture"? I assure you the image link is correct. It works fine for me.

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Sat May 10, 2003 5:21 pm

junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:So how are non-satanic girls supposed to get dates?

YOU DONT.
Or you date christians.......
or you drop guys favorite come one line,
yes i want you to stick it in there........ j/k.
the bottom line is there isnt a guy on earth that likes gerls that wont go batshit when he meets an evil, out going, hell cat woman...... (god knows i do.....)
girls get all satanic, guys wanna sell their souls. its a pretty ingenious setup..... give a gerl some horns and some vinyl..... all bets are off......
but this type of woman is really the minority of minorities.......
soo...... you just combat it using the tools youve got. youll probably win too, that type of woman never stays around long EVER. just dont go for guys that dig that type of woman. find some men with less baggage that dont like abuse.
good luck doing that one...... MWAHMWAHMWAHHAHAAHHAA.

See you need to look at it from another angle. i.e. All women are psychotic. Men just need to find that funcational psychotic, like me. I am high maintence yet I expect no one but me to keep it up, I am psychotic yet I don't attempt to inflict this on anybody, except for that rare day that happens about every 28 days and then I'm outta control and try to hide in my house. See functional psychotic.

And as for you MD never, and I mean never date a man that has more nerosesis then you. That's a time bomb. My hubby, way less rules then me, that's how I got suckered into saring my life and personal space with someone in a legal way.

So there is hope, you just have to stop looking and really not want a relationship and then it comes and bites you on the ass.

But the Anal sex sure do Rock!!!!

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sat May 10, 2003 6:48 pm

junkie christ wrote:?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

actually you're clicking on the wrong x
try the one at the top right of your screen
teehee

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Sat May 10, 2003 8:16 pm

*grin* All very good advise! Thanks everyone!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun May 11, 2003 12:38 am

junkie christ wrote:?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

he's doing backflips.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:25 am

when will the air conditioning unit at my workplace be replaced?
can't we all just get along?
Why do I lurk so much?
Sex?
Warm Vanilla Sugar or Night Blooming Jasmine?

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:30 am

what is your favorite quote from a Victorian era poem?
Paper or plastic?
With all the great names in The Lion King, (Mufasa, Serabi, Zazu, Nala, etc.) why couldn't they have named Scar something else? Surely he wasn't born with it.
Milk, Dark, or White chocolate?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sun May 11, 2003 8:17 am

I've been up since 7:35 am.

Question:
Why am I up so early of a Sunday morning, if I don't go to church?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun May 11, 2003 8:34 am

Looks as if our beloved Junkie has some real mindbenders to attend to...Better him than me... :lol:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sun May 11, 2003 8:42 am

Nemesis wrote:Looks as if our beloved Junkie has some real mindbenders to attend to...Better him than me...

1) Why doesn't Nemesis finally pass out from signature bloodloss?

2) Where does the blood go after it falls - is someone in the computer cleaning it up, or is it like one of the Rip-Off's Believe It Or Don't perpetual water things, with tee-tiny tubes running back up each drip and into Nem?

3) Since Nem is a Gemini, I was wondering - can we safely kill off the evil twin without killing Nem entirely, or conversly, has Nem's Evil Twin already killed off his Good Twin, thus accounting for the constant blood drip in the first place?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun May 11, 2003 9:01 am

JaNell wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Looks as if our beloved Junkie has some real mindbenders to attend to...Better him than me...

1) Why doesn't Nemesis finally pass out from signature bloodloss?

2) Where does the blood go after it falls - is someone in the computer cleaning it up, or is it like one of the Rip-Off's Believe It Or Don't perpetual water things, with tee-tiny tubes running back up each drip and into Nem?

3) Since Nem is a Gemini, I was wondering - can we safely kill off the evil twin without killing Nem entirely, or conversly, has Nem's Evil Twin already killed off his Good Twin, thus accounting for the constant blood drip in the first place?

1. & 2. The signature bloodflow is Jacked straight into my veins... 3. Good Twin?What good Twin? :twisted:

The Liberal Vampyre · Post by **The Liberal Vampyre** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:28 pm

I don't feel like reading this whole thread, so if I ask questions that have already been asked, I guess you can just answer them again.

Which is funner: saying cunnilingus or giving it?
Are the Ancient Egyptians crazy, or is necrophilia not really all that bad?
I don't like turkey. Why is that?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:33 pm

Jack wrote:
junkie christ wrote:?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

Did you try clicking "Show Picture"? I assure you the image link is correct. It works fine for me.

yes i did , ive worked with computers for a living (and will be again in a few weeks i REALLY hope i get that job.....), and its my major.... i know many many tricks..... :twisted:

. but if your link works for everyone else it must be something in my endless security... ill check..... as long as it works for everyone else its a problem between me,myself, and my piece of shit box....
thanks

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:35 pm

The Fallen wrote:
junkie christ wrote:?????????
your pic doesnt exist. fixit!

actually you're clicking on the wrong x
try the one at the top right of your screen
teehee

oh thattttttttttttts what that does!
j/k.

The Liberal Vampyre · Post by **The Liberal Vampyre** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:37 pm

If you type in the url of the pic and go to it, you get this message, "Sorry, but non-html files may only be downloaded if linked to directly from the site hosting them. Please scroll all the way to the bottom of this page where you will find a link to the file you are looking for."

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:39 pm

Imp wrote:when will the air conditioning unit at my workplace be replaced?
can't we all just get along?
Why do I lurk so much?
Sex?
Warm Vanilla Sugar or Night Blooming Jasmine?

because the powers that be are trying to make you suffer because the daemons that live in their skulls live to torment you..........
no we can NEVER all just get along EVER. people are greedy and stupid apes.
you lurk so much because you either feel complete or complacient...
your either so whole you can sit around on the computer for hours and hours...... or your in the boat im in, laziness. or maybe you just enjoy being online and reading and what not.....

sex, not lately :evil:

...... damnit.
warm vanilla sugar i guess........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 11, 2003 1:54 pm

Imp wrote:what is your favorite quote from a Victorian era poem?
Paper or plastic?
With all the great names in The Lion King, (Mufasa, Serabi, Zazu, Nala, etc.) why couldn't they have named Scar something else? Surely he wasn't born with it.
Milk, Dark, or White chocolate?

umm im gonna get bashed for this but i dont like Victorian era poetry...... my so i guess my fav lines of any poem of that era is -fin........
plastic. wrap it up, every time. oh wait thats rubber...... umm i guess paper considering almost everytime i leave the house a stranger asks me for rolling papers (like if you make me swallow a quarter i will shit it a rolling paper or somethin......)
TLK..... im with you alll the way on that, those names are GREAT and i think he just had to be marked you know? look at all the great disney names (malficent!!!! (spelling..... my fav disney char name and i cant spell it. how bad is that)) but im sure it wasnt his birth name or anything... i bet his birth name was Medulla..... Scar looks a Medulla...... maybe the kewl name bank ran empty that day, but scar is pretty neato in itself so.....
dark choc. or gawth choc, which ever you perfer to call it......

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