Random Junkie Christ Thread

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:44 am

Ask JC questions to help his post number rise to more respectable heights...

Cheerleader of the Damned · Wed May 07, 2003 6:25 am

4 is respectable...gives him that mysterious edge like maybe he's one of the strong, silent type.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 2:19 pm

why thank you JaNell......

hehe.
its nice to know im loved........
:jazilla:

!!!!
ill work this like an 8 ball / words of junkie wisdom thread...
bring me your most ridiculous questions and ill answer them.....

JaZilla · Post by **JaZilla** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:11 pm

junkie christ wrote:bring me your most ridiculous questions and ill answer them.....

~ looks at self in mirror~

Is my tail getting too prehensile?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:11 pm

why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8 and hot dogs come in packages of ten?

(or was it the other way around?)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:44 pm

white_darkness wrote:why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8 and hot dogs come in packages of ten?

(or was it the other way around?)

this will sound like a stupid pervert line until you get to why i think it......
well hot dogs or WEINERS as ive always referred to them are a phallic food in EVERY sense of the word and are only fit for human consumption when that you are taking a said WEINER inserting it between BUNS and inserting it into your mouth... (we wont go into chili or relish......)....
this isnt supposed to be a preverted joke, its an example of a theory digging at the chance to show you how sexual repressed the culture is.. i think these names were intentional and the set up was intentional....
and the uneven distribution of weiners to buns shows that you must continue to hunt more of the opposite trying to balance but its too costly and nonsenseical to just buy a stockpile of weiners and buns and make it even..... ( so you will never attain the balance in your relationships or sexlife you desire, so try to attain as many as possible.....)
its an endless example of the frustrated sex drive of the average american, with its implications to oral and anal sex. these are the types of marketing that a large number of people pick up on and deny existing, yet when they buy, and they do, they always think it on some level... ( i wont even touch the fact how often they are served at FAMILY events.......:shudder:)
OR............
to make you buy more of the other. look at how many packs you gotta buy to even it for that matter,,, there alot of OCD's out there (my grandma is one ...) that will buy them till the numbers even...
consumerism is the most well trained whore babylon ever dreamed up.......
i can turn any consumer product into proof i read way to much of Freud and Freudian materials and believe it is the backbone of all marketing just a little too much....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:52 pm

JaZilla wrote:
junkie christ wrote:bring me your most ridiculous questions and ill answer them.....

~ looks at self in mirror~

Is my tail getting too prehensile?

for those unaware.....

PREHENSILE
(pri hen sil), adj.
1. adapted for seizing or grasping something (prehensile limbs).
2. fitted for grasping by wrapping around an object (a prehensile tail).
no. actually i think the tail could be double insize or in muscle structure before it really attain a true prehensile nature.... i think (look at the size of the emoticons tail in proportion to its size/ proposed weight.....) right now its on the way though and with regular exercise and coordination exercises like stomping on small unsuspecting lawyers that you could build it into a massive prehensile wonder that would rival the way a smaller monkey uses its tail as a 5th limb thats more capable than its primary usage of arms and legs....
aka. you could use it beat entire cities to death instead of a few buildings.
eat more protein, intake more beer,,,,
thx. next question?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:58 pm

Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:4 is respectable...gives him that mysterious edge like maybe he's one of the strong, silent type.

strong.... ok.
silent???
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
havent met me yet jules.....
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahh
thats a riot....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:02 pm

Wow. I've got 26.

So on what day will humanity achieve enlightenment and an end to poverty and hunger?

starification · Post by **starification** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:30 pm

why the hell is the sky so fucking blue? ; D

thats overused, but it was all i could think of at the moment.
sorry. >^..^<

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:32 pm

At what point in The Raven does the narrator begin to go insane?
Who stole my cd case?
What do you believe love is?
What should I get done to my hair?

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:41 pm

Solids or Plaids?
Boxers or Briefs?
Mahogany or Dawn?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:42 pm

white_darkness wrote:Wow. I've got 26.

So on what day will humanity achieve enlightenment and an end to poverty and hunger?

VERY EASY ANSWERS. yay! these are the my favs..
America will do it when we remove the biparisan system (JUST TO KILL THE REPUBLICANS...), go back to a pure democracy...
this will make us available for terrorist attacks...
iran first, north korea second, yule brenner third, a new bee gees album, and then......... BOOM nuclear war (direct response to the new beegees album. we bomb ourselves first and blame it on everyone else).
eventually the only countries left standing will die from radiation poisioning. we will all be dead.
then we will be enlightened......?!?!?!?!?!! WHY WERENT WE JUST ACCEPTING OF OTHERS AND NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED? then we coulda been nice to each other and prevented poverty and hunger and unhappiness....... sorrow..... lonliness.. greed...... WE COULDA STOPPED IT!!!!!!!
but we will be dead and it wont do any good....but hunger and poverty and all that other stuff will be solved,...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:45 pm

starification wrote:why the hell is the sky so fucking blue? ; D

thats overused, but it was all i could think of at the moment.
sorry. >^..^<

becuase the LSD that is placed in the nations water supply leaves us open for suggestion and thru subliminal messages in your T.V. set they make you believe its blue...
but for most males, if you show them boobies and say the sky is blue while you do it, they will believe you.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:02 pm

Imp wrote:At what point in The Raven does the narrator begin to go insane?
Who stole my cd case?
What do you believe love is?
What should I get done to my hair?

the raven narrator IS sane, your the one losing it.....

.
The gremlins that hide in your closet stole your cds, they are going to replace them with subliminal messaging tapes that will make you kill your neighbors.... move to L.A. and become a stripper. this new job will make end you up the porn industry, where eventually you will own your own comapny and become a millionare. but the gremlins will get jealous and come and take it all away from you....
you should dye your hair the color that your boss will hate the most and cut it into a mohawk so WHEN HE/SHE FIRES you, you can call the ACLU and make a fortune sueing em.....
as for the love question..... love is a chemical reaction that occurs when a person is dumb enough to think they need someone else to survive for purposes other than raising children.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:05 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:Solids or Plaids?
Boxers or Briefs?
Mahogany or Dawn?

solids exist, plaids are another creation of LSD and mescal.
boxers because briefs confine your manhood and make you feel imprisioned.... but i personally say neither.
mahogany is what most people think the word monogamy means ( people that think monogamy is a piece of wood......hehe me clever). so im going with dawn, if nothing else for the comic ( i am a fan...... hehe...)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:06 pm

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:28 pm

junkie christ wrote:the raven narrator IS sane, your the one losing it..... .
The gremlins that hide in your closet stole your cds, they are going to replace them with subliminal messaging tapes that will make you kill your neighbors.... move to L.A. and become a stripper. this new job will make end you up the porn industry, where eventually you will own your own comapny and become a millionare. but the gremlins will get jealous and come and take it all away from you....
you should dye your hair the color that your boss will hate the most and cut it into a mohawk so WHEN HE/SHE FIRES you, you can call the ACLU and make a fortune sueing em.....
as for the love question..... love is a chemical reaction that occurs when a person is dumb enough to think they need someone else to survive for purposes other than raising children.....

1. incorrect. Unless I am misremembering numbers, which is always a possibility, it is line 53 of 106. Exactly halfway, no matter the numbers. (Imp has written papers involving this poem)
2. so THAT'S where they are. damn gremlins.
3. there is no such color, as my manager has dyed her hair blue and often helps me redye mine burgundy.
4. my opinion differs, though needing someone is usually a bad thing. Wanting someone is another question entirely, but needing is getting into codependce and all that.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:33 pm

Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:4 is respectable...gives him that mysterious edge like maybe he's one of the strong, silent type.

LOL... Good thing this is in the Dumpster...I think I just peed on meself... :lol:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:34 pm

Imp wrote:1. incorrect. Unless I am misremembering numbers, which is always a possibility, it is line 53 of 106. Exactly halfway, no matter the numbers. (Imp has written papers involving this poem)
2. so THAT'S where they are. damn gremlins.
3. there is no such color, as my manager has dyed her hair blue and often helps me redye mine burgundy.
4. my opinion differs, though needing someone is usually a bad thing. Wanting someone is another question entirely, but needing is getting into codependce and all that.

1. that was a joke... and i do find it dependant on the way a person views the world to decipher who is sane and whos not anyway....
2.HEH.
3. shit it was worth a shot...
4. i turned the love button to off a while ago and am trying to become incapable of it...... but weve had the this conversation... people who really WANT to be around each other (like you and yer man! shameless praise for ya!) are so rare its amazing.... keep it around...

. i just dont want to live that way. lol.