RavenLunatic wrote:Does the hat have to be ON my head?
no
Can I balance it atop of my ass, whilst bent over in a sexy dog style position?
yes. yes thats great.
Can there be midgets?
if you mean midgets == kids no. if you mean midgets liek bridgette the midget (google search away for that one)... YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
BTW, I really don't want to beat my 10 year old step-daughter, but if she rolls her eyes at me ONE MORE TIME I'm going to knock her HEAD AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the HELL do I get through to her? The only thing left to do IS beat her!!!!
ick. rough age to deal with. esp if your a step.. id try to find a common ground that you can use to sneak under the radar and use to help out. thats how i usually deal with kids.. works ok usually. ill tell you though... the best advice with kids is 9 out of ten times to ASK IVANNA.she knows all. there is no manual for kids. god i wish there was. but the closest you can get... is ivanna. hope this helps.
junkie christ wrote:if you mean midgets == kids no.
ewww Junkie! Good grief no!
there is no manual for kids. god i wish there was.
No shit! It would make my life sooo much easier! I try explaining things to her on a level that I know she will understand, but sometimes even that is not enough. She is extremely smart, but seriously lacks common sense. THAT is what I have such a hard time dealing with! Perhaps I will speak wih Ivanna. If anyone else has advice for a struggling step-mother of an impossible 10 year old, it would be MOST appericiated!
Thanx Junkie!
Now who has a camera?
Why don't you go outside & play Hide-&-Go-Fuck-Yourself?
I am the self proclaimed photographer....thats why I said I can help you with the fetish model thing.........PM me if you have idea to shoot and stuff.....yes you can use Junkie's hat.
junkie christ wrote: the best advice with kids is 9 out of ten times to ASK IVANNA.she knows all. there is no manual for kids. god i wish there was. but the closest you can get... is ivanna. hope this helps.
*blush* Aw, shucks!
And, no, RL, it is not acceptable to turn her into Linda Blair; however, if she were mine, I'd turn her over my knee and paddle the shit out of that ass.....of course, after issuing a verbal warning of what is to come if it's done again. The thing is, you HAVE to follow through!!!
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
LadyIvanna wrote:And, no, RL, it is not acceptable to turn her into Linda Blair; however, if she were mine, I'd turn her over my knee and paddle the shit out of that ass.....of course, after issuing a verbal warning of what is to come if it's done again. The thing is, you HAVE to follow through!!!
HAHAHA! I understand that completely! I've already had to paddle that ass once & it's just so weird for me. For one she's almost bigger than I am & second she isn't my real daughter. Ya know? I think it's just something we both have to adjust to.
Why don't you go outside & play Hide-&-Go-Fuck-Yourself?
ya so im having problems with my niece if ivanna wants to give me advice. the problem is: shes too much like me. she doesnt take anything i say seriously, when i tell her to do something like brush her teeth or clean her room, she either gives the "heat-seeking lazor look of death" or laughs at me. its cute cause i do the same thing to people, but its not cute cause, well, its being done to me.
white_darkness wrote:Ivanna, you better start your own thread. You'll steal JC's thunder completely otherwise...
*chuckles* Though I wonder if it would catch up and pass this one?
JC ~ If said thread did get launched, would it outstrip this one?
hahhaha
the thread is launched
but this one has a like 50ish page head start.... so its not likely
but who knows
that goddamn word ass thread beat this one so....... never know.. lol
white_darkness wrote:Ivanna, you better start your own thread. You'll steal JC's thunder completely otherwise...
*chuckles* Though I wonder if it would catch up and pass this one?
JC ~ If said thread did get launched, would it outstrip this one?
hahhaha the thread is launched but this one has a like 50ish page head start.... so its not likely but who knows that goddamn word ass thread beat this one so....... never know.. lol
That's a point, who knows, maybe she'll get syndicated, and replace Dear Abby....
Isn't there a speial Coor clause?
