Random Junkie Christ Thread

[junkie christ]

I've been up since 7:35 am.

Question:
Why am I up so early of a Sunday morning, if I don't go to church?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
bad luck? loud noise? have to pee? hangover?
ewwwwwwwwwww..................
i think your spleen is mad at you so it woke you up.......

[junkie christ]

Looks as if our beloved Junkie has some real mindbenders to attend to...Better him than me...

1) Why doesn't Nemesis finally pass out from signature bloodloss?
2) Where does the blood go after it falls - is someone in the computer cleaning it up, or is it like one of the Rip-Off's Believe It Or Don't perpetual water things, with tee-tiny tubes running back up each drip and into Nem?
3) Since Nem is a Gemini, I was wondering - can we safely kill off the evil twin without killing Nem entirely, or conversly, has Nem's Evil Twin already killed off his Good Twin, thus accounting for the constant blood drip in the first place?

1)because hes evolved beyond humanity, see next answer.....
2)you answered your own question, the blood runs into tubes that run back into him. he doesnt really NEED the blood, its more there for effect..... nemesis is actually a cyborg (and you wondered why he doesnt eat??).... you know the fem bots from austin powers? meet the gawth-bot......
3)i dont believe in a good nem, i believe in nem in makeup and nem out of makeup. id say either one is damn near impossible to kill unless you deprive him of caffiene and cigs. but have you heard this guy play drums? do you want close enough to nem to try to kill him? hed crush yer skulll in a downswing motion and still keep time on the snare......i really dont think bullets will phase him.....
between that and the blood thing, this post is undeniable proof nem is one badassmothafuckin-gawthbot whos NOT to be fucked with if you value your spleen.....

[junkie christ]

I don't feel like reading this whole thread, so if I ask questions that have already been asked, I guess you can just answer them again.

Which is funner: saying cunnilingus or giving it?
Are the Ancient Egyptians crazy, or is necrophilia not really all that bad?
I don't like turkey. Why is that?

1)saying it is a trip but until youve been in the situation you just cant get a feel for how FUNNY it really is..... i never figured out how to breathe right in that situation though and damn snorkel was just a mistake......
2)NO THEY WERE NOT CRAZY. and with a portable heater you can make anything a set temperature..... REMEMBER THAT.
3)...... because your a pork fan at heart. youll never make the CUT as a jew......porkboy...... or maybe you think its nasty...
ever have a bad sexual childhood experience with a turkey? that could do it too...........

[The Liberal Vampyre]

1.) If I were a girl, would you fuck me?

2.) Statement of fact: David Bowie is the greatest musician of all time. So how come all of his covers are so god awful? I mean, come on, "Let's Spend The Night Together," "Across the Universe", almost all of Pin-Ups. What's up with that?

3.) Is the goddess Athena hot?

[junkie christ]

1.) If I were a girl, would you fuck me?

2.) Statement of fact: David Bowie is the greatest musician of all time. So how come all of his covers are so god awful? I mean, come on, "Let's Spend The Night Together," "Across the Universe", almost all of Pin-Ups. What's up with that?

3.) Is the goddess Athena hot?

for all 3 of these questions, jake have i reminded ya i love ya today???? J/K.
ok.
1) no..... if you were a girl you be a taller version of your sister and i would spend the next three months of my life in a nuthouse getting fed thorazine like water to get the incest image outta my head.......:shudder:
2)SIR YES SIR.IT IS A FACT SIR. tied with danzig though, sorry.....
how the hell did you leave scary monsters or at least ashes to ashes outta that lineup? and noone really ever needs tp mention the entire Ziggy album..... (well hung and snow white tan..... my theme song ) bowie has done it all, and better than any of the other bands that do it. so lets dance.
3)HELLLLLL YEA............. you i study that shit and obsessed with it anyway...... so naturally this means i watch movies and tv set in the period.... ALWAYS a hottie....... i think if shes real 2 words apply, angelina jolie............
HEH.

[Vampilot]

More from the Vampilot:

<- Why is my angel sad?
Why is the board clock slow?
Why is there a moderator for the Dumpster?
What's up w/my new white vinyl fetish???
How do I get blood/brain matter off the ceiling? (see lust thread)




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[Jack]

Why is there a moderator for the Dumpster?

If people started talking about something relevant in The Dumpster, shouldn't it be moved to the General forum?

[Vampilot]

Why is there a moderator for the Dumpster?

If people started talking about something relevant in The Dumpster, shouldn't it be moved to the General forum?

hahaha!!... yeah, and I'm opening a sno-cone stand in Hell that day!




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[junkie christ]

More from the Vampilot:
<- Why is my angel sad?
Why is the board clock slow?
Why is there a moderator for the Dumpster?
What's up w/my new white vinyl fetish???
How do I get blood/brain matter off the ceiling? (see lust thread)

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because it hates the lighting in that picture....
because the admins who run this site do absolutly amazing job and the site gets jealous and it changes the time to make them feel bad. kick the site, they do great work and it gets jealous it cant do it itself...
theres a mod for the dumpster in case we ever make sense
the vinyl fetish shows that you have some sexual encounter you had as a small child that is realted to white vinyl and between the goregoregirls and the last munch it has been triggered,,,,,,
toothpaste gets blood off domestic fabrics, should work on the ceiling. brain matter, water hose????

[junkie christ]

6 pages, like what 3 days? damn i hope i can get 6 more outta this, this has been a blast....... hahah.

[The Liberal Vampyre]

Is fellatio a good ice breaker?

Why do ducks say "quack" in America and waank (phoentic spelling - not sure about actually spelling) in France?

Is Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea a good name to give to a kid?

Is a town named Maynardville automatically doomed to hickdom?

Is hot or cold water more arousing? (a friend and I got in an argument over this)

If I were the junkie christ, what would I be doing right now?

[junkie christ]

Is fellatio a good ice breaker?
Why do ducks say "quack" in America and waank (phoentic spelling - not sure about actually spelling) in France?
Is Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea a good name to give to a kid?
Is a town named Maynardville automatically doomed to hickdom?
Is hot or cold water more arousing? (a friend and I got in an argument over this)
If I were the junkie christ, what would I be doing right now?

fellatio is an WONDERFUL ice breaker. wonderful. just check for blisters around the mouth first....
because the french are waank-ers.
sure if you want your kid to get his/her ass kicked on a regular basis.
wonderful question. i had the name maynard associated to rednecks till i heard tool way back in like 93-94 soo..... im not the man to answer this. it does have kinda that redneck kick to it...
whats yer name boy??????? ....hmmmmmmmm im maynard... you seen deliverance????? / cue prison sex (undertow..)
hot water..... cold water causes the shrinkin... unless its that ice thing but thats kinda weak.....
if you were me right now youd be trying to drink yourself to sleep on valiums cuz you gotta get up in a few hours and your an insomniac.......its not working.

[white_darkness]

Sugar or creme?

Pursuit of the unattainable or take the easy route?

Which is messier virginal anal sex or sex during the time of the month?

Why the hells am I up at 1 am CST (2 am EST)?

Have all my questions been addressed?

[junkie christ]

Sugar or creme?
Pursuit of the unattainable or take the easy route?
Which is messier virginal anal sex or sex during the time of the month?
Why the hells am I up at 1 am CST (2 am EST)?
Have all my questions been addressed?

1)people that use creme seem to have some pent up sexual frustration issues that dr.ruth should tear apart with howard sternss help.
2)my whole life is based around the pursuit of the unattainable and im a constant state of depresed failure. but when you look at the people who take easy route, they are monkies in business suits... advertising slaves in necktie nooses.
thats a REALLY good question, your born on your knees but do have do die as a whore? it up to you, but ill go with the first one. id rather suffer for whats mine. thats the only real human sentiment of spirit left in this world of instant access broadband faux intellectual tub of overdosed chemical addictions/hallucinations.
3)i wont go into detail on this, but from experience, sex during that time of the month wins as long as its not really light amounts of mess...
4)because your insomnia is as bad as mine
5)yes

[MahoganyDawn]

More from the Vampilot:

What's up w/my new white vinyl fetish???


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You know dear... I have a very nice knee length white vinyl jacket in my closet.. ;o)

[The Liberal Vampyre]

1.) Scenario: You have been eternally damned to hell. However, because of your one good deed in life, you have been given a choice of either be eternally damned with the members of 'N Sync, or with that Simon guy from American Idol. Who would you rather spend the rest of eternity with?

2.) A friend once told me that Paula Abdul was so hot, that he'd get off before even ever touching her if he had sex with her. I don't think she is hot at all or even mildly attractive. So the question is, is Paula Abdul hot?

3.) Is "slut" a derogatory term or a compliment?

4.) Who's your favorite pirate?

[JaNell]

Why is my life so wonderfully strange, yet miserably boring?

[junkie christ]

More from the Vampilot:
What's up w/my new white vinyl fetish???
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You know dear... I have a very nice knee length white vinyl jacket in my closet.. ;o)

you know if i borrowed that and dressed in drag, i wonder if dave would recognize me and if he doesnt, would he try to seduce me?
god that would be some life scaring shit when i pulled the wig off....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahaha
j/k.... i wouldnt do that to YOU dave...... now others..........sure.......

[white_darkness]

Why do I have an obsession with regards to red-headed women?

[junkie christ]

1.) Scenario: You have been eternally damned to hell. However, because of your one good deed in life, you have been given a choice of either be eternally damned with the members of 'N Sync, or with that Simon guy from American Idol. Who would you rather spend the rest of eternity with?
2.) A friend once told me that Paula Abdul was so hot, that he'd get off before even ever touching her if he had sex with her. I don't think she is hot at all or even mildly attractive. So the question is, is Paula Abdul hot?
3.) Is "slut" a derogatory term or a compliment?
4.) Who's your favorite pirate?

1)the choice here is do i spend eternity kicking the guys form N'sucks ass or making fun of people with simon (i think hes funny.. someone whos actually a bigger asshole than me!!!!!).....
flip a coin. but it was going to be a situation where i couldnt have my foot up lance bass's ass for eternity (which i hope he wouldnt enjoy something that big in his ass, if so ill nail his dick to the floor and cover him in gasoline, then throw my cig in his eye and piss in his ears as he burns pondering rippin his junk off for eternity...),,,, i guess id pick simon...
2)YES. because im a sick little boy who, since the first time he saw madonna, finds pop stars strangely hot but would never do anything with that type of gerl, not my type (exception,,,,, damn gag-u-lera or whatever is hot as hell. and any guy would spear britney just to say, i speared britney. period. if they say know i wouldnt they lie they lie)......... they are like a violent car wreck with me. i hate them, i hate their cheap excuses for music (madonna excluded. i like her), but my animosity towards them makes me just stare at em. go figure. your never ever far from thinking like the ones you hate the most i guess. or thinking of them.
3)you met my ex, olivia right? slut is a bad thing, unless you just fuck like one without being one (but in her case she couldnt even do that)
4) Hook. captain mudder freakin hook. im a closet disney freak for like half of their movies (i find evil in the strangest places plus the muse-ick-al element which i LOVE......) and between peter pan and Hook, how you gonna beat that?