Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:20 am

Russo wrote:How come people think it's alright to pick up an item on one aisle of a store, and drop it off in a completely different aisle? Just to piss us retail slaves off?

because they had to find a place to rub it against their asshole and fulfill their sick desire of spreading poo-matter to the hands of retail slaves

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:31 am

LordHades wrote:How do you tell if a woman is interested in you?

Ok, that'd be fairly irrelavent to my particular concerns.. Better question..

What are some ways to tell if a woman is interested in me? I've been pretty clueless about this for.. well.. my entire life.

Missed alot chances because of it, and while I don't think any of those have been recent, I'd like to be prepared, just in case.

well a great indicator is when she tells you her hourly rates
another one is if she grabs your pee-pee and says MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMEAT AHOY!
if she compliments your shoes and then asks you to stick your bootheel into yer vagina, yea thats a good sign too.

outside of that, its been my experience you can tell usually, once youve detected it once, its a skill
step one MOST IMPORTANT: be yourself, be calm. you dont need anyone to be interested in you. period.if your yourself, shes enjoying herself, all parties are relaxed, and things go smooth... just do what comes natural. if she asks you for a number or something ya know.... you did good. if not, ask her at the end of the conversation. the less dumb shit you do or say (and believe me, women keep a fucking mental tally of that) and the more confident in yourself you are........... better the odds really.
step two: DONT TRY TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. shit just happens or it doesnt. if the ship aint sailing, go somewhere else. if theres some good conversation going on.. yea.
step three: conversation doesnt mean she wants your seed. now if she leaves the room and comes back in a leather bodice shouting get on the wheel... welll then you might wanna ask some questions as to how she likes it, but until then.... keep it to yourself.

think about it. its really common sense that noone wants to admit.
be calm, be confident, or just be yourself. :-P

really man, over thinking the shit is what kills people
just remember, this isnt a race to get laid or anything. if things just happen they happen.. if they dont... female friends trump male friends 10 to 1 because they have.... *gasp* MORE FEMALE FRIENDS.,...

seriously man thats one of the hardest questions to answer on earth. you just gotta try the waters more.
follow these simple rules and if it seems like she enjoys your company maybe she does. if she doesnt she doesnt, if she wants to be your friend, she wants to be your friend. but its been my experience theres often not alot of conversation from men asking get in to the shit when shes interested... youll know.

oh yea, and dont beg. if she was moderately interested, shes probably not now unless its a BDSM thing which from the tone of that question is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy off from your future.

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:39 am

Actually, it's the ones at parties & shit coming onto me and interested in nothing further than the night that I've never been able to get the hint of. If I can actually sit down and have a series of meaningful conversations with someone, then it's bloody simple to recognize, typically.

But, anyhow, thanks for the advice

As for the BDSM.. Really, That far off? Man, that's a bloody downer.. I dunno if I even wanna bother trying then.. I mean, what's the point if ya never get to the fun stuff?

Oh, yeah, and a question... Umm... What color are her panties?

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:09 am

Oh, one more random question. Umm.. lesse..

Is there a Santa?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:30 am

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:It is what now, the longest running.

Scary how I've been dropping stuff in this sucker since near the beginning.

Which on to other questions...

Chicken....

or

Pizza?
you dirty fucka! you know its chicken pizza
hehehe
one day ill actually type that up for people...

True true. LOL. Though, should I start making all my posts as haikus for shits and giggles?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:24 pm

LordHades wrote:Actually, it's the ones at parties & shit coming onto me and interested in nothing further than the night that I've never been able to get the hint of. If I can actually sit down and have a series of meaningful conversations with someone, then it's bloody simple to recognize, typically.

But, anyhow, thanks for the advice

As for the BDSM.. Really, That far off? Man, that's a bloody downer.. I dunno if I even wanna bother trying then.. I mean, what's the point if ya never get to the fun stuff?

Oh, yeah, and a question... Umm... What color are her panties?

if i understood the conversation correctly, you still need a her to discover shes not wearing them.

Oh, one more random question. Umm.. lesse..

Is there a Santa?

yup.
george carlin.

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:27 pm

George Carlin is Santa!?! So that's why I always got the bag of powdered sugar in my stocking!

Umm... then who's the Easter Bunny?

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:56 pm

What would be more fun to kill? Someone with a unitit, or someone with 4 undecended testicles?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:17 pm

If someone walked up to you and said, "Hey, fucko, I'm Tyler Durden," what would you do?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:22 pm

Which is better, mod_perl, or mod_php?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:29 am

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:What would be more fun to kill? Someone with a unitit, or someone with 4 undecended testicles?

well 4 dedecended testicles doesnt really help me much unless i wanna carve em open and dig them out so im saying torturing the unitit with a meathook.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:33 am

LordHades wrote:George Carlin is Santa!?! So that's why I always got the bag of powdered sugar in my stocking!

Umm... then who's the Easter Bunny?

iblis. iblis is the easter bunny
:thwip:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:35 am

iblis wrote:If someone walked up to you and said, "Hey, fucko, I'm Tyler Durden," what would you do?

hit him as hard as i can, fight him, then buy him a beer....
get into project mayhem...
try to shoot mr.durden in the face to take over project mayhem and reshape it into a darker version of itself that works in my favor....
then feel the blood dripping down my face.... wtf? i shot him!?!?

oh.
my.
goth.

wearethesameperson.........................

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:02 pm

Are Ninja Goth? I mean, they're usually represented in all black, hang out at night, and hint at having access to powers beyond the ken of common man.

Oh, and if Iblis is the easter bunny, and George Carlin is Santa, then who's the Great Pumpkin, since that's the holiday we have most immediate access to.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:05 pm

iblis wrote:Which is better, mod_perl, or mod_php?

this boils down to which language you like better and which one you want on your system.
this brings us back to our php vs perl debate...
you know im gonna say mod_php.
but im sure your gonna comment back some info about all the extra functionialty involved into mod_perl.....
and its gonna make me agree with you...
lol.
im a dedicated PHP fan... but ive been playing with perl lately. its not so bad after all. i thing regular expression securities just pissed me off bad enough to turn me off from it for a while............
lol
perl is older though, and theres more features in it for an advanced programmer.....
php started as a guestbooks script until the designer desided to make a language outta it geared around the idea of script interfacing SQL being made hella easier.... it wasnt powerful until about version 3. i learned version 4 and really dig it, and version 5 just came out with supposed object support and class support but all ive seen it do it dive alot of clients and servers its installed on so im not reccommending that one ..... but for my time and for most of the types of scripting i do, php gets it all done and fast. it fucks with my xml effectively (i showed my RSS parse class i believe) and has a fuckin shitload of commands geared at that.... and its the simplest SQL handler ive ever used which is good for my database shit, plus its supersimple to store the database info which makes me happy....
and its general scripting is fucking tight.
but perl is probably hands down the most effective work horse scripting out there and the geek pyramid has a point right around there......

im saying in rather install mod_php becuase i perfer the language for the types of projects i usually end up doing. just beware this unstable shit that is php5................

now heres a side question for you, mod_php has some extra SQL support data in it.
does mod_perl have any extra little goodies in it?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:10 pm

LordHades wrote:Are Ninja Goth? I mean, they're usually represented in all black, hang out at night, and hint at having access to powers beyond the ken of common man.

Oh, and if Iblis is the easter bunny, and George Carlin is Santa, then who's the Great Pumpkin, since that's the holiday we have most immediate access to.

i actually got into a heated debate over that last sanctus.
i say yes because ninjas rock. im not getting into my big why ninja rock speech...

the great P is Oprah.
no more fucking holiday questions. :twisted:

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:13 pm

Would your "Why Ninja Rock" speech have anything to do with the so-called Real Ultimate Power that ninja are rumored to possess, or note that they are, in fact, mammals?

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:29 pm

Why does LordHades ask so many goddamn questions?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:41 pm

LordHades wrote:Would your "Why Ninja Rock" speech have anything to do with the so-called Real Ultimate Power that ninja are rumored to possess, or note that they are, in fact, mammals?

now im only going to say this once....

YOU
NEED
TO
GET
LAID
i reccommend sticking it in the hookers butt.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:50 pm

Russo wrote:Why does LordHades ask so many goddamn questions?

see previous answer