Random Junkie Christ Thread

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:47 pm

Russo wrote:Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:12 pm

The Fallen wrote:
Russo wrote:Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

They can buy one in your ass?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:03 am

Russo wrote:Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

oh god that is so wrong. those things are soooo fuckin scary.
ill ask a friend of mines boyfriend... he knows.. lol. (read:reference to the worst fruedian slip of all time, but i dont feel like typing it up)
so does most of knox actually
:-x

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:11 am

junkie christ wrote:
Russo wrote:Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

oh god that is so wrong. those things are soooo fuckin scary.

OH come on, they're not scary ALL the time

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:20 am

junkie christ wrote:
Russo wrote:Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

oh god that is so wrong. those things are soooo fuckin scary.
ill ask a friend of mines boyfriend... he knows.. lol. (read:reference to the worst fruedian slip of all time, but i dont feel like typing it up)
so does most of knox actually

I just sprayed Dr. Pepper onto my computer monitor at work.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:51 am

Did you know you missed a question?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:01 pm

white_darkness wrote:Did you know you missed a question?

which one?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:19 pm

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Did you know you missed a question?
which one?

Should I begin posting in haiku form?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:51 am

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Did you know you missed a question?
which one?

Should I begin posting in haiku form?

hmm
yea
because i sure as fuck cant write them.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:09 am

Like cherry blossoms
falling from the trees with dreams
Madness this will cause

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:08 pm

white_darkness wrote:Like cherry blossoms
falling from the trees with dreams
Madness this will cause

ok the poetry thing.... yea
thats scary.

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:11 pm

What should I wear tomorrow?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:12 pm

WTF?????

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:30 am

Russo wrote:What should I wear tomorrow?

electrical tape. lots and lots of it.
maybe some devil horns and some french fries

im also trying to get strapons

superglue dog hair into a mohair sweater and go hike your leg up on a PETA member and piss on them.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:37 am

LadyIvanna wrote:WTF?????

i always perfer to ask, Wheres The Fuck? as to What The Fuck?
as long is its not Whos That Fucker or Whys That Fucking i guess your ok, but always better off than Wideass Titty Fuck, Whorehouse Thats Flaming....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:10 am

Whorehouse that's flaming
As dreams shatter, fade, and die
Sparrows flying away

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:22 pm

white_darkness wrote:Whorehouse that's flaming
As dreams shatter, fade, and die
Sparrows flying away

Junkie...how do you feel about undead hookers?

Would that be necrophilia...the living dead?

Could they still give head, if their lungs didn't function?

After the bowel release, anal sex just wouldn't be right, would it?

Why are sparrows concidered harbringers of the undead?

Can a dream really "shatter", or would it just, all-of-a-sudden, be broken in the eyes of the beholder?

Have you ever had a dream that involved a whorehouse of the undead?

Ever had a fantasy, that involved an undead hooker?

What would you do if you ever incountered one?

Who would survive, & what would be left of them?

*LOVE*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:36 am

AXSaint wrote:Junkie...how do you feel about undead hookers?

love em. taste better than the real thing. when the skin drips off it give you more orifices to fuck.

Would that be necrophilia...the living dead?

i think trying to create a word for that would be paradoxic in nature. ill just call it wholesome all american fun.

Could they still give head, if their lungs didn't function?

suction of windpipe, inner mouth, and tounge action should be enough. i mean it wont be the greatest head in the world, no golfball thru a garden hose tricks or anything, but given its a zombie, who can really bitch.

After the bowel release, anal sex just wouldn't be right, would it?

two words:
water hose.

Why are sparrows concidered harbringers of the undead?

im sure theres some deeper meaning for that, but i personally think they are damned creepy. anything that happy all the time has to be into some really sick shit. i bet sparrows have versions of fetish we cant even dream of....

Can a dream really "shatter", or would it just, all-of-a-sudden, be broken in the eyes of the beholder?

a dream can shatter. its one thing for the beholders dream to fade, but when its the dream of the common man its another beast of burden completely.
look at Kerrys election efforts. thats a shatter.
look at Nirvana fans when Kurt offed himself. thats a shatter.
look at the living joke metallica became over a decade ago, thats a shatter.
look at the guys from slayer talking about how War Ensenble is now an anti-war song (wtf??????). thats a shatter.
look at the dissapointment that occurs when i move the items that obscure my face from people and they find out im only good looking when you can see bits and pieces. thats a shatter. lol.
but yea, theres an intrinsic differnce between a shared dream and a singular dream and thats the problem. its one thing to get woke up from a dream of assfucking traci lords and the midgets with the lollipops from the wizard of oz dance cabaret numbers around you, its another to watch a big pile of shit go down where you put your hopes and dreams... esp when its a shared vision.

Have you ever had a dream that involved a whorehouse of the undead?

in all honesty, more times than i wanna admit.

Ever had a fantasy, that involved an undead hooker?

i have alot of dreams and fantasys of fucking undead, but never persay a hooker unless its the whorehouse thing. some particular people i just wanna see with that zombie motion, some just random zombie designs. i come up with some crazy zombie looks.... (future stage gear hopefully). ive always wanted to have an orgy of the dead after i watched ed woods orgy of the undead and didnt exactly get to watch what i hoped for.

What would you do if you ever incountered one?

fuck it as hard as i could while it picked apart the veins in my neck and dick and ate my brains and id die one happy mother fucker.

Who would survive, & what would be left of them?

my gut instinct is to always say noone will survive because i want the world as a whole to fucking die. no misnomer, no shock statement, i wish life would just stop. but if its just me and my undeadfuck doll id say neither would survive,wed both be undead, and i would change my mind about having kids and try to have an undead zombie baby. not like that dawn of the dead shit, i mean like a zombie house on the block with a zombie kid i try to enroll in school and i would see if we could get disability for being undead.
id also use it for an excuse to jerk off in public.

i think this is my favorite post block in forum history. yes it is.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:15 am

junkie christ wrote:
AXSaint wrote:Junkie...how do you feel about undead hookers?

love em. taste better than the real thing. when the skin drips off it give you more orifices to fuck.
Would that be necrophilia...the living dead?

i think trying to create a word for that would be paradoxic in nature. ill just call it wholesome all american fun.
Could they still give head, if their lungs didn't function?

suction of windpipe, inner mouth, and tounge action should be enough. i mean it wont be the greatest head in the world, no golfball thru a garden hose tricks or anything, but given its a zombie, who can really bitch.
After the bowel release, anal sex just wouldn't be right, would it?

two words:
water hose.
Why are sparrows concidered harbringers of the undead?

im sure theres some deeper meaning for that, but i personally think they are damned creepy. anything that happy all the time has to be into some really sick shit. i bet sparrows have versions of fetish we cant even dream of....
Can a dream really "shatter", or would it just, all-of-a-sudden, be broken in the eyes of the beholder?

a dream can shatter. its one thing for the beholders dream to fade, but when its the dream of the common man its another beast of burden completely.
look at Kerrys election efforts. thats a shatter.
look at Nirvana fans when Kurt offed himself. thats a shatter.
look at the living joke metallica became over a decade ago, thats a shatter.
look at the guys from slayer talking about how War Ensenble is now an anti-war song (wtf??????). thats a shatter.
look at the dissapointment that occurs when i move the items that obscure my face from people and they find out im only good looking when you can see bits and pieces. thats a shatter. lol.
but yea, theres an intrinsic differnce between a shared dream and a singular dream and thats the problem. its one thing to get woke up from a dream of assfucking traci lords and the midgets with the lollipops from the wizard of oz dance cabaret numbers around you, its another to watch a big pile of shit go down where you put your hopes and dreams... esp when its a shared vision.
Have you ever had a dream that involved a whorehouse of the undead?

in all honesty, more times than i wanna admit.
Ever had a fantasy, that involved an undead hooker?

i have alot of dreams and fantasys of fucking undead, but never persay a hooker unless its the whorehouse thing. some particular people i just wanna see with that zombie motion, some just random zombie designs. i come up with some crazy zombie looks.... (future stage gear hopefully). ive always wanted to have an orgy of the dead after i watched ed woods orgy of the undead and didnt exactly get to watch what i hoped for.
What would you do if you ever incountered one?

fuck it as hard as i could while it picked apart the veins in my neck and dick and ate my brains and id die one happy mother fucker.
Who would survive, & what would be left of them?

my gut instinct is to always say noone will survive because i want the world as a whole to fucking die. no misnomer, no shock statement, i wish life would just stop. but if its just me and my undeadfuck doll id say neither would survive,wed both be undead, and i would change my mind about having kids and try to have an undead zombie baby. not like that dawn of the dead shit, i mean like a zombie house on the block with a zombie kid i try to enroll in school and i would see if we could get disability for being undead.
id also use it for an excuse to jerk off in public.

i think this is my favorite post block in forum history. yes it is.

I can't stop giggling. That put a smile on my face a mile wide. A family of rotting zombies comprised of hooker, junkie, and a midget. :twisted:

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:41 am

amazing how one small
haiku can cause such great response
though like a beaver dam