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Shaggy wrote:First off...Ello junkie....it's been awhile. But why do POG's insist that they are in fact just the same as infantry...when they know damn well their not? EX: "Oh, I'm a 98 Golf (Finance arsehole I believe) but we basically do the same shit."


I'll take this one JC! 98 Golf is a radio jocky and a linguist. I served with a bunch of them. I was an interrogator. And yes, we are all gung ho soldiers as good as any Airborne Ranger Infantryman :lol: Just kidding. I guess people just think that the uninitiated or non-military don't know the difference, and it makes them sound like bigshots and tough guys when we are really just college boy intel weenies. We do serve our purpose in the war machine however, so good job to all Chairborne Rangers out there too!!!
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junkie christ wrote:
RavenLunatic wrote:Here's a question from my step-daughter...

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

:-)

fear the mice will crawl up their bum.
i mean damn, if you were that big, mice could probably run in and out of your ass.



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RavenLunatic wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
RavenLunatic wrote:Here's a question from my step-daughter...

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

:-)

fear the mice will crawl up their bum.
i mean damn, if you were that big, mice could probably run in and out of your ass.



:lol:
Good answer!

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Junkie, if I had a penis I would name it Samuel...If you had a penis what would you name it?
"It was inappropiate and definatly hott..."
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Coor wrote:Junkie, if I had a penis I would name it Samuel...If you had a penis what would you name it?
if i ever grow another penis, ill name it Coor since i cant legally beat you till you vomit anytime i want to.
but i can a penis, if its a part of me.......
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Oh, the love is overflowing today...And you soo know I would fold your ass like a quilt...
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Coor wrote:Oh, the love is overflowing today...And you soo know I would fold your ass like a quilt...
you just wanna fold me in the ass.
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If Whey Protien is 100% Protien...Then is that what Semen is supposed to taste like?

-Taken from a conversation at work...
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Coor wrote:If Whey Protien is 100% Protien...Then is that what Semen is supposed to taste like?

-Taken from a conversation at work...

never heard of Protien.
im very familiar with Protein though, seeing as how ive been home brewing it for years trying to find as many receivers as humanly possible with it for my life so far.

and man ive always avoided whey and ive never drank semen so i cant comment either way.
but goddamn thats some funny shit and i got a joke to nail on my body building friend.
"built like a gay guy" has a whole new meaning to the body builder whos homophobic and consumes a shitload of whey..........
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I before E except after C my ass...lol...

Yea...well since I've started taking it...and it is fucking gross...If you ever drink it use Skim milk...NEVER EVER 2%...Its like drinking sand...Glad to be of service to feed material...
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Or instead of drinking that nasty shit you could just have a steak...Lotsa protein..much tastier...and you dont feel so gay for doing it....or maybe thats the appeal for some bodybuilders...I dont know


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punkrockjoe wrote:Or instead of drinking that nasty shit you could just have a steak...Lotsa protein..much tastier...and you dont feel so gay for doing it....or maybe thats the appeal for some bodybuilders...I dont know


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eat steak
eat steak
eat a big ol steer
eat steak
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whisky ..... ?
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sebuda wrote:whisky ..... ?

man thats your answer for everything...and thats why I love you..
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such a great answer it gave him an ulcer so big he named it junior.
just a thought.
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Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

Dear Junkie,

I have a problem. My problem is, I like cheese, and have an obsession with nacho cheese. My hairiness gets caught up in cheese, and cheese gets stuck in my hairiness. I like cheese. Isn't cheese wonderful?


Cheesy cheesy cheesy!!


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goddamn
youve rehashed your cheese and body hair fetish
i thought i drank this outta my mind.
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Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

I'm a nightmare no one can drink away. I'm just too cheesey and hairy :D
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
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It's good to see that this thread is still going...

so is it wrong that I take pleasure in torturing, angering, and mocking those of an inferior intelligence who disturb me at work?
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white_darkness wrote:It's good to see that this thread is still going...

so is it wrong that I take pleasure in torturing, angering, and mocking those of an inferior intelligence who disturb me at work?
no
if we keep them depressed, maybe the morons will be too depressed to fuck
that means no more morons.
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