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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Then I'm screwed >.<
I'm no genius, and I can't stand the taste of alcohol... Methinks I'ma get shot for that comment

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If you can't stand the taste of alcohol, you've not found the right drink.

I.E., if you've got a sweet tooth and like butterscotch candy, try a 'buttery nipple'.

Or for that matter, shock the bartender (at least the ones at the events posted on here) and ask them to go light on the alkie. If I recall correctly, in a properly mixed drink you shouldn't taste the alcohol at all.

I can't recall because I myself like the bite - though I didn't always. But the same thing went for coffee. I used to have to put an assload of sugar and cream to stomache the shit - now I have no problem drinking it black.

It's something that grows on you. Like a fungus. Or genital warts.. :mrgreen:

On the other hand, if you can't stand it, stay the fuck away from it. You'll save money, and your liver's hitpoints will be outstanding.

(And like JC said, it leaves more for the rest of us.)
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Dear Almighty Iblis,

I know this is JC's thread, but this I just had to say to you, what happens if you're underaged and can't buy alcohol? I just turned 18 in August :p
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Kiss the door girl!
(oh, maybe that's just for me :D )

No seriously, be responisible and discreet.
(with some over-age friends)
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Almighty Iblis,

I know this is JC's thread, but this I just had to say to you, what happens if you're underaged and can't buy alcohol? I just turned 18 in
August :p

In that case, wait a few years, and then take my advice.

Of course, by then, I hope you know better. :P~
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Almighty Iblis,

I know this is JC's thread, but this I just had to say to you, what happens if you're underaged and can't buy alcohol? I just turned 18 in August :p

just wait.
i was always one for being stoned at that age anyway.
but really i mean once you can buy it yourself.......all downhill from there.....
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Dear JC

What if I don't want to like alcohol? What if I'm happy at not liking it >.>

Am I crazy? No, I'm not! Are you crazy!! Maybe, who knows?

I'm hungry :\
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:What if I don't want to like alcohol?
we covered this, thats a good thing and more for me. dont repeat questions boy. you know the rules. ;)
What if I'm happy at not liking it >.>
see above.
Am I crazy? No, I'm not! Are you crazy!! Maybe, who knows?
crazy is a relative term. see the women post earlier. der. thats more repeating.
I'm hungry :\
masturbate and lick your hand, thatll fix that problem.
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Midnight_Scarlet_Angel wrote:
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C,
i get drunk usually on saturday. i drink wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than i should when i drink.but after last night i dont even think i will get drunk every saturday anymore.
But you are extremely insiteful (sp) when inebriated. I very much enjoyed speaking/arguing with you in Temple. Hope to get in a heated fight again sometime. :D
i guess. im better sober, i just hold back.
yes, another argument sometime. good to see someone who thinks for themself in the fold, and no i dont try to hard, i honestly just dont give a shit.
most of the time im not really ranting in my eyes, just venting. clubs == stage to me since im not active in a live band.
feel free to say hello anytime.
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In a duel to the death, who would win, The Incredible Hulk, or Wolverine!
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:In a duel to the death, who would win, The Incredible Hulk, or Wolverine!
marvel would never kill either character, plus wolvies first apperance was in a hulk book anyway. (issue 181).
but if they were real, and like they really could duel it out i dunno. i guess considering they are both fictional characters operating on paramters that are intangible it depends on how your mind works as to how you answer.
plus it depends on which era for both characters.
like bruce banner/hulk when he still changed and wasnt hulk 24 hours a day.. wolive waits till hes banner and kills him. simple.
but adamantium-less bone claw wolvie (pre his healing factor making him all beasty) versus permanent hulk (banner as the hulk) or the grey hulk (considering his intellegence factor relative to the average hulk) no contest the hulk would seperate all the bones from his body.
but average historic wolvie with the healing factor at its normal levels with his adamantium intact vs the normal hulk sometimes banner sometimes hulk?
well its like this, he turns to banner, wolive kills him instantly.
if he stays as hulk, it depends on whos faster.
plus because the hulk has such a height advantage over wolive, and considering how agile wolive is, it becomes disadvantagous for the hulk because his own body becomes his worst enemy.
but if the hulk hits wolive hard enough to seperate his skeleton from his body....... hulk wins. outside of brain damage *which his skull is too insulated for* or internal damage *same with his ribs* doing lethal damage to wolive or hitting him at all is gonna be damned hard. plus if he cuts the hulk deep enough the hulk is useless,
PLUS
all of this operates under the assumption that hulks immense strength makes wolvies blades like an average knife fight.
all things being equal? im saying wolverine wins by either a) massive internal damage or limb servering the hulk or b)spikes claws into his fucking brain (which has the irony there because the hulk is all Id and anger with no thought patterns deeper than a pinwheel).
most likely death? b. more poetic.

yea i know a certain character in mallrats always comes to mind when i talk about my geekness.
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Who would win in a fight, Foamy or the dude from homestarrunner?
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Who would win in a fight, Foamy or the dude from homestarrunner?


Foamy Vs. ......

Strong Sad = Foamy wins!
Homestarrunner = Foamy
Marzipan = Foamy
All others I don't mention here out = Foamy

Strong Bad = Very busted up vitorious Foamy
The Poopsmith = Very nasty smelling Foamy victory

Trogdor = one very crispy loser of a Foamy!
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junkie christ wrote:
Midnight_Scarlet_Angel wrote:
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C,
i get drunk usually on saturday. i drink wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than i should when i drink.but after last night i dont even think i will get drunk every saturday anymore.
But you are extremely insiteful (sp) when inebriated. I very much enjoyed speaking/arguing with you in Temple. Hope to get in a heated fight again sometime. :D
i guess. im better sober, i just hold back.
yes, another argument sometime. good to see someone who thinks for themself in the fold, and no i dont try to hard, i honestly just dont give a shit.
most of the time im not really ranting in my eyes, just venting. clubs == stage to me since im not active in a live band.
feel free to say hello anytime.


I prefer the ambush poke-and-run, myself.

I also don't run around saying "hi" to everyone. Ya'll gotta come to me. Sorry.

So YOU feel free to say Hi anytime. (it's understood "anytime" means "anytime I actually want to talk to you", and you're on ya own wit dat one)

:D

And yes, clubs are some of my f*cking favorite stages.
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Midnight_Scarlet_Angel wrote:
Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Who would win in a fight, Foamy or the dude from homestarrunner?



Strong Bad = Very busted up vitorious Foamy


Oh please. Foamy doesn't even stand a chance against Strong Bad. No way would he win.
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Who would win in a fight, Foamy or the dude from homestarrunner?
foamy > all.
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What's better. Beaches, or ski parks!
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:What's better. Beaches, or ski parks!
do you purposely try to ask retarded questions or do they just come naturally to you?
neither.
ones fucking hot, ones fucking cold.
but women wear less clothes at the beach.
so im going with beach.
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I thought the point of this was to ask retarded questions... Man, I guess I was wrong.

Maybe not?

Which do you prefer, serious questions or retarded ones?
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Quick question: Sparks or beer?
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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I thought the point of this was to ask retarded questions... Man, I guess I was wrong.

Maybe not?

Which do you prefer, serious questions or retarded ones?
either or.
i like to keep people on their toes, thats all. ;)
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