Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:38 pm

iblis wrote:Quick question: Sparks or beer?

sparks is beer.
if( pimpJuice == cum) then
sparks = beer ;

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:41 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Quick question: Sparks or beer?
sparks is beer.
if( pimpJuice == cum) then
sparks = beer ;

But how then, if they're both the same, does beer get you drunk, while Sparks makes you crunk?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:26 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Quick question: Sparks or beer?
sparks is beer.
if( pimpJuice == cum) then
sparks = beer ;

But how then, if they're both the same, does beer get you drunk, while Sparks makes you crunk?

operative letters : runk. they changed a letter. whooperty do.
your still drunk, just kinda speedy.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:30 pm

yea there good road beers...and great as mixers for vodka..just ask junkie he loved that concoction I made for him a few months ago.. :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:11 am

punkrockjoe wrote:yea there good road beers...and great as mixers for vodka..just ask junkie he loved that concoction I made for him a few months ago..

funny you mention. i asked him about those today. he drinks vodka and sparks.
you people are insane.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:15 am

junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:yea there good road beers...and great as mixers for vodka..just ask junkie he loved that concoction I made for him a few months ago..
funny you mention. i asked him about those today. he drinks vodka and sparks.
you people are insane.

I still say it makes a very tasty drink. It's tangy.

But like I told you, I also like Dickel and Sparks. So maybe I'm biased. :mrgreen:

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:20 pm

Wouldn't it be cool to see a cow pee on some celebrity or high ranking politricks head?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:42 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Wouldn't it be cool to see a cow pee on some celebrity or high ranking politricks head?

i still think it would be hillarious if someone peed on R Kelly in public and he made a spectale outta it.

and id piss on GWB just to was the makeup off and try to show hes redskinned and horned
and not in the cool indian way.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:32 pm

Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:36 pm

iblis wrote:Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?

its going to be a giant piece of shit
its not in hell, theres no demons they are mutants, sarge is a nickname instead of a rank, no bfg, and oh yea... the rock is horrible in everything but that SNL he hosted and be cool when he played the gay guy (truth in advertising).
it wont suck nards, itll be martha stewarts third nard.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:41 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?
its going to be a giant piece of shit
its not in hell, theres no demons they are mutants, sarge is a nickname instead of a rank, no bfg, and oh yea... the rock is horrible in everything but that SNL he hosted and be cool when he played the gay guy (truth in advertising).
it wont suck nards, itll be martha stewarts third nard.

I second that.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:50 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?
its going to be a giant piece of shit
its not in hell, theres no demons they are mutants, sarge is a nickname instead of a rank, no bfg, and oh yea... the rock is horrible in everything but that SNL he hosted and be cool when he played the gay guy (truth in advertising).
it wont suck nards, itll be martha stewarts third nard.

You're still going to go see it in the theaters, aren't you?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:12 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?
its going to be a giant piece of shit
its not in hell, theres no demons they are mutants, sarge is a nickname instead of a rank, no bfg, and oh yea... the rock is horrible in everything but that SNL he hosted and be cool when he played the gay guy (truth in advertising).
it wont suck nards, itll be martha stewarts third nard.

You're still going to go see it in the theaters, aren't you?

are you fucking kidding me? hell no. ill download it just so i can know thy enemy when im making fun of it.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:02 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Oh great Junkie, master of the brown sculptures: What do you think will become of the upcoming DOOM movie?

Will it suck nards? Will 'The Rock' be able to make the grade?

And will we have to put up with a Duke Nukem movie in the near future?
its going to be a giant piece of shit
its not in hell, theres no demons they are mutants, sarge is a nickname instead of a rank, no bfg, and oh yea... the rock is horrible in everything but that SNL he hosted and be cool when he played the gay guy (truth in advertising).
it wont suck nards, itll be martha stewarts third nard.

You're still going to go see it in the theaters, aren't you?

are you fucking kidding me? hell no. ill download it just so i can know thy enemy when im making fun of it.

I just watched one of the latest trailers... and if this movie is a blockbuster, then I have a proposal for you: Why don't we get a good %50 of active GothGeeks together, do a LAN-party with DOOM 3, recording all matches from all perspectives, then throw them together into DVDs and charge people $30 a pop for them?

I bet the special effects would be better.

(I'm still going to buy the DVD of the movie... but when it's cheap, though.)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:56 pm

your right and thats whats sad.
and doom3 rawks. i still need to buy it.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:23 pm

junkie christ wrote:your right and thats whats sad.
and doom3 rawks. i still need to buy it.

When you do, PM me.

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:31 pm

gawd is this thread still going? the classics never die.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:08 pm

Just one question: why?

:iblislink:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:17 pm

Ok, I lied. Another question: why?!?!

:iblislink:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:37 am

the first one is just to scare the shit outta people who dont know the tape is in, wanna jerk off, and have serious clownphobias.

the second one is rednecks and my older brother.
also for plane trips
or bad marriages
or hell man i wish i had a box of those to pass out to my drunk friends so they could drink more and know they are still fucking something at the end of the night.

punkrockjoe wrote:i wish i was a enich. then when im drunk and wanna fuck i could go, shit no dick, and nothing would get in the way of my drinking. its my only distraction in life

gimme a better one next time. weaaaaakkkkkkk.