Random Junkie Christ Thread

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:42 pm

How many fingers am I holding up?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:44 pm

If a hermaphodite has working male and working female anatomy, can it asexually reproduce?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:46 pm

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:49 pm

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:55 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:How many fingers am I holding up?

I can probably answer that one: 1 :lol:

and I probably know which one it is as well... :wink:

Thrall · Post by **Thrall** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:55 pm

is it ok to wear whight shoes before memorial day? and am i the only one left in the world who cares?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:55 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:How many fingers am I holding up?

two. both middle fingers. unless your one of those people than when flipping someone off sticks their thumbs out a little bit, then technically four.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:59 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:If a hermaphodite has working male and working female anatomy, can it asexually reproduce?

you know this is going to sound rather strange but ive actually looked into said topic before and there ARE people who claim that it is possible but no conclusive evidence has ever been made to prove thats where the birth came from.....
there is no proof it can happen and theres not as much research done in this field as i would personally like to see at all....
i guess finding hermaphodite that will allow these tests to be performed whos parents didnt pick one sex for them is kinda rare........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:01 pm

Thrall wrote:is it ok to wear whight shoes before memorial day? and am i the only one left in the world who cares?

umm theres one other person in the world that remotely would know, you call tipper gore, ill pay for the dinner for the two of you, and you can ask her.....
maybe morgan freeman would know, he knows EVERYTHING. i think its more of does anyone remotely care, and ya know i think your great, but no. noone cares. at all. remotely. you and tipper.
NEXT!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:02 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How ever many you tell your slave to use....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:05 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

as much as it damn well pleases,... i live in a log home and i know that they will chuck my house whever im trying to sleep.
therefore, as much as they damn well please... or until they realize im immune to the sound from acholol.. in which case they wait for my hangover to kick in and resume.
and if its not a woodchuck boring into my home (what i always guessed) someone please tell ME what the hell it is...
im off drugs damnit, i know its real.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:19 pm

junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How ever many you tell your slave to use....

YES!!!! LMAO!!!!! you already know me too well, m'dear! :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 07, 2003 7:28 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How ever many you tell your slave to use....

YES!!!! LMAO!!!!! you already know me too well, m'dear!

why thank you darrrrrrrlin........

Thrall · Post by **Thrall** » Wed May 07, 2003 8:58 pm

why did i post here a second time?

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Thu May 08, 2003 12:16 am

I will offer one of my daughter's.
"Where are we going?"
me- to the store.
"Where is the store?"
me- it's right over there.
"Why?"

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:03 am

junkie, what purpose do we have by existing????

I EXPECT a complicated answer.....but i am drunk right now so whatever.......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:37 am

Thrall wrote:why did i post here a second time?

because im so damn loveable you felt the need to post a second time and assist the raise the J_C's post count back to respectable fund.....or maybe you just felt bad for me for actually going thru with this thread..... lol.
junkie <3 the dumpster......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:39 am

Imp wrote:I will offer one of my daughter's.
"Where are we going?"
me- to the store.
"Where is the store?"
me- it's right over there.
"Why?"

because if we dont get food, we draw straws for which neighbor or family member we cook first.....
oh wait thats my family..... lol.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:59 am

LadyIvanna wrote:junkie, what purpose do we have by existing????
I EXPECT a complicated answer.....but i am drunk right now so whatever.......

VERY intoxicated junkie answering these last few posts....
existence is futile (im allowed to quote myself damnit..). plain and simple and ill tell you why......
we spend our lives either in service or in denial of service of others. doing what others want/ expect OR we constantly try to live by our own standards (while sounding like a good idea, the majority of people [note: NOT ALL] will never succeed in life do to the greed of others. keep reading). you cant make people happy because eventually they want more. Maybe they dont give you what fits your self serving needs. Either way, YOUR BOTH GREEDY. small amounts of greed (i.e. choosing friends by requirement or personal possessions to a degree..) are perfectly natural. they are acceptable. but others feel the need to horde resources / people / opinions / the media / thought / religion / food / money / lives / deaths / the order of the world......... it revolves around a puesdo-consumerist bubble of gathering/consuming/destroying. GREED.
even if you try to live for yourself, you can only do it by destroying someone elses opportunity at something in the grand scheme...
think of all the perfect families that never come together because someone did some small everyday activity (a phone call, cutting in a line in a public place) that could prevent others from meeting their soulmates or fortunes..... GREED.
and even if your aware of all these facts it still wont matter because others are not and some just dont give a shit (i.e. my bitching on republicans, politians in general reallly, organized religion, ect.). sooooooooo at the end of the day the endless cycle of greed perpetuates itself. think this is stupid, your in denial. existence's meaning due to these factors is reduceded to choosing a side. You can either A) try to make a difference and help those effected by the problem while trying to contribute more or B) keep doing what you do.
but either way you still defeat many chances outta the fishbowl, but a certain degree of this is required or nothing would ever happen in the long run. the fear of stepping on someones toes would defeat motion, sort of speak.
existence should/would/could be trying to evolve past the sum of your influences and your mistakes and your successes and your bullshit prefrabircated lies of consumer product and dead family structures and doing something more, but when you do it try not tp destroy the goodguy.... when you have to make those nessecary acts of destruction to keep the cycle going try to destroy the organizations that hold us down.
consumerism. misplaced hatred. the governments. the organizations of buisness that destroyed religion. the moral majority. the status quo. THE GREEDIEST GO FIRST.
but until we can break down the walls and level the playing field, kill the beast of greed, ect
existence is futile. and it so because not enough people choose A really. not enough people trying to change it. would be to costly. that rode is to hard........blek. we only hope that one day enough people saying its not and are willing to try can help the failed project of humanity run smoothly again.......
theres mispelled drunken logic from the junkie. hope that made some sense and im not a total rambling barstool hero right now...
the word of the day is GREED.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:37 am

One of the many reasons why I absolutely LOVE THIS MAN!!!