Random Junkie Christ Thread

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:51 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

That has got to be the corniest song I've ever heard.

Ibbie.. listen to manson ate my girlfriend... it's worse.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:01 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

That has got to be the corniest song I've ever heard.

u totally missed the reason of the point and got the point all the same gasp....lol

and whoever said murderdolls, fucking u rule i love that band...

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:03 pm

that would be me.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:31 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:that would be me.

*pat pat*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:59 pm

FEEEEEEEEEEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:27 pm

when you loose your mind... where do you find it?/ do you?
what is the correct term fro a pack of kangaroos?
have you seen bush jr. falling off the segway yet?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:37 pm

What's the most useless situation you've run across?
Is there anything more amusing than midget tossing?
Is it wrong, that I made a young girl blush and cry by describing to her boyfriend how to go about having anal sex with an anal virgin?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:13 pm

is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:29 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

1. yes
2. 37.. in a row
3. ASSRAPE!!!!!!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:20 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

That has got to be the corniest song I've ever heard.

Ibbie.. listen to manson ate my girlfriend... it's worse.

Hahahaha! Oh holy hell, that song is tripping me out. Please tell me it's a parody!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:39 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

1. yes
2. 37.. in a row
3. ASSRAPE!!!!!!!

1. why?
2. is that with or without taking a breath?
3. what does that have to do with quantim physics?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:42 pm

briarus wrote:when you loose your mind... where do you find it?/ do you?
what is the correct term fro a pack of kangaroos?
have you seen bush jr. falling off the segway yet?

i find it in the bottom of a bottle of jack. its like getting a prize in a cracker jacks box. maybe search the cacker jacks box.
i think its a pack actually. i did a google search and thats how i kept seeing it.
YES. it woulda been funnier if was shot though.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:43 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

no. it is totally normal. completely. really. or i am truly one fucked up individual. i find if u have sex to polka music it gets really violent for some reason (thats not a joke at all)....
they wont let me try to find out.....
two words. ANAL SEX.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:46 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

1. yes
2. 37.. in a row
3. ASSRAPE!!!!!!!

1. why?
2. is that with or without taking a breath?
3. what does that have to do with quantim physics?

again, violent sex.
i still dont know. see definition of a lesbian.
phainet answered this in the gemini roll call. search for it. ive got some answers to it in this thread as well. search for it.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:47 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

no. it is totally normal. completely. really. or i am truly one fucked up individual. i find if u have sex to polka music it gets really violent for some reason (thats not a joke at all)....
they wont let me try to find out.....
two words. ANAL SEX.

1 but what if it is just for dancing?
2. Find me a lesbian that can't beat me up.
3. HOW?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:54 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:is it wrong to want to polka?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
what about quantim physics?

no. it is totally normal. completely. really. or i am truly one fucked up individual. i find if u have sex to polka music it gets really violent for some reason (thats not a joke at all)....
they wont let me try to find out.....
two words. ANAL SEX.

1 but what if it is just for dancing?
2. Find me a lesbian that can't beat me up.
3. HOW?

dancing is an extension of sexual energy.
i cant even find a woman to buy dinner, asking the wrong guy there.. lol
HOW?? has already been answered!?!?!?! read for it!

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:16 am

junkie christ wrote:i cant even find a woman to buy dinner, asking the wrong guy there.. lol

Hey... you can buy me dinner... :wink:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:30 pm

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i cant even find a woman to buy dinner, asking the wrong guy there.. lol

Hey... you can buy me dinner...

sushi!!!!!!
rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp
just remind me the seaweed isnt tape and i can eat it.....

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:35 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i cant even find a woman to buy dinner, asking the wrong guy there.. lol

Hey... you can buy me dinner...

sushi!!!!!!
rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp
just remind me the seaweed isnt tape and i can eat it.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 6:17 pm

EVERYONE SING DAVID BOWIE LYRICS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS! ILL HAVE NO NET ACCESS!