Random Junkie Christ Thread

Exquisite Mystery · Post by **Exquisite Mystery** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:03 am

Why did humans evolve from bacteria, if the purpose of evolution is better reproduction?
Why does food cost so much?
Can you really explode from too much caffiene?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:28 am

Exquisite Mystery wrote:Can you really explode from too much caffiene?

Don't know about a person as a whole.. but I know from personal experience that your Heart sure as hell can... :lol:

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:33 am

junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:How many fingers am I holding up?

two. both middle fingers. unless your one of those people than when flipping someone off sticks their thumbs out a little bit, then technically four.....

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:41 am

Given that god is infinte and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Thu May 08, 2003 8:44 am

Why can't money grow on trees?
When will I officially go insane?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu May 08, 2003 11:29 am

You're paddling down the road in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to shingle the roof of a house?

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Thu May 08, 2003 11:39 am

I am trying to think of a question. oooooo I know!

Why do angry white men drive trucks really, really fast,really,really angryly, and really whitely? And what are us non-man, non-angry truck drivers supposed to do about it?

Brought to you from the fund for *Goths that drive beat-up redneck pickup trucks*

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu May 08, 2003 11:46 am

junkie christ wrote:to make you buy more of the other. look at how many packs you gotta buy to even it for that matter,,, there alot of OCD's out there (my grandma is one ...) that will buy them till the numbers even...

it only takes 18 packages total.

ten of 8
8 of ten

voila!

but then, i guess i'm a teensy ocd myself.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:23 pm

Exquisite Mystery wrote:Why did humans evolve from bacteria, if the purpose of evolution is better reproduction?
Why does food cost so much?
Can you really explode from too much caffiene?

bacteria- you mean you really think we are more than that now? we evolved from a bacteria to a virus. i have a cure for this virus, but if i make the whole world drink bleach then noone will be left to sell me beer.......
food-because they condition you to think you have to have food they sell.how many successful hunter/farmers you know?
caffiene- ask nemesis... theres more caffiene in his veins than acholol in mine....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:25 pm

The Fallen wrote:Given that god is infinte and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

only if we measure the quantum engeries of time, god, and anal sex to pressure all the infinite overlaps on god contra the universe and pour the insights one could gain from seeing these overlaps into the toasted teacake......
THEN AND ONLY THEN yes i would love a toasted teacake and a beer.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:30 pm

QueenOfTheFlock wrote:Why can't money grow on trees?
When will I officially go insane?

money= all boils down to finding a tree that will grow ink in a specific pattern......... we are working on developing these now...... :twisted:

you will officially go insane when your evaluated. they want to tell you that your insane, addicted, add, ect (pick one and this could be anyone its not a dig at you or anything, hell i dont even know you) because the "experts" think its more...........(survey says)
COST EFFECTIVE
mental turmoil is big buisness these days.....
the powers that be are determined to turn you in to a side effect of a side effect of a problem we forgot.....
your only as insane as your evaluated.........
BRING ON THE PROZAC!!!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:32 pm

white_darkness wrote:You're paddling down the road in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to shingle the roof of a house?

when the wheels fall of my canoe i make those damn midgets put them right back on...
roof......
length * width [of roof]/ (length * width [of pancake] = should to the trick......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:37 pm

Pharinet wrote:IWhy do angry white men drive trucks really, really fast,really,really angryly, and really whitely? And what are us non-man, non-angry truck drivers supposed to do about it?
Brought to you from the fund for *Goths that drive beat-up redneck pickup trucks*

because they are suffering from a disease that encourages incest, country music, mullets, MOM tattoos, nascar, ect....
the disease is as of yet unnamed (but should be addressed before we address sars) but those afflicted are called REDNECKS,
there is NO CURE.
thhe other truck drivers you describe just continue to set a good example on how owning a truck does not make you a moron redneck despite the sterotype (one i never believed either, i luv trucks) and poision their food when you see them in waffle houses, hoping one day one way or the other their kind will be gone....
no tolerance for their kind.......

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:28 pm

junkie christ wrote:
The Fallen wrote:Given that god is infinte and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

only if we measure the quantum engeries of time, god, and anal sex to pressure all the infinite overlaps on god contra the universe and pour the insights one could gain from seeing these overlaps into the toasted teacake......
THEN AND ONLY THEN yes i would love a toasted teacake and a beer.

Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:55 pm

:junkie christ gets slient and broods grinning in chair:
some things have to be witnessed.....

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:22 pm

white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:39 pm

Nemesis wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL

"im behind you all the way!!!!!" kidding.
but yea i agree.... any woman who ever throws that up to me IMMEDATELY becomes a fucking blast to be around.....
mabye blast is the wrong word......

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:42 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL

"im not behind you all the way" or anything but yea i agree....

It's not so much being behind me per se that one should be concerned with... :lol:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:45 pm

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL

"im not behind you all the way" or anything but yea i agree....

It's not so much being behind me per se that one should be concerned with...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA......
WOE BE TO THE ONE IN FRONT!!!!!!!!!
NEXT QUESTION!!!!!!!!

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:16 pm

Yes, it is enjoyable (quite!) but how is it a quantum energy?

Hmmm...

how long would it take to climb Mt. Everest using Maynard James Keenan's dick to measure the incremental steps that are your only option for advancement up said mountain?