Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:54 pm

iblis wrote:How far out to sea do seagulls fly?

far enough to stir the poop back in their organs so when they back they can dive bomb small children and tourist.

Which animal has the longest orgasm?

the pig is timed with my bandmates.......who both have been shooting every ounce of semen immediately outta their bodies as soon as its brewed since the dec31 1989 (they are THAT goth).....
perhaps one of my ex's..... she seemed to be having an orgasm with someone somewhere 90% of the time she was awake. like a perpetual orgasm........ this may qualify.

Does anyone care?

yea we all care cuz we are all envious of the animal thats orgasms last longer than hours

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:07 pm

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:01 pm

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:00 pm

hehehe

did eddie murphy ever go on tour for his'' (my girl wants to)party all the time'' song,and what was the name of his album?????

i wanna know i wanna know i wanna know

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:38 pm

jinx wrote:hehehe
did eddie murphy ever go on tour for his'' (my girl wants to)party all the time'' song,and what was the name of his album?????
i wanna know i wanna know i wanna know

its wrote with rick james, mostly by rick james, released in 91
party all the time was mainly a single. it was on the reprint of the album *boogie in your butt*, which yeilded a less successful single.
he released an actual album of songs in 93 called "loves alright" working with names like paul mccartney and micheal jackson..... single released for song i was a king, two videos (i was king, and whatsupwitu with MJ...MJ's worst recording ever). it was a really horrible album too......
party all the time went plat, but a year later the rules for plat doubled and gold doubled, so it got revoked down to gold.
i really like the song, minus his vocals cuz rick james is a god.
but why he didnt get ricks help for that album he cut is beyond me.
and he played a few club dates for fun but never toured. the 91 club dates were mostly covers and him just taking stage with friends to sing to promote the single.... the 93 thing was he did a week or two of CA club shows to promote it. they went so bad he denies doing them.
lyrics
Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.
She parties all the time - party all the time
She likes to party all the time - party all the time
party all the time - she likes to party all the time
party all the time.
Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.
But my girl wants to party all the time
. .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .
Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:35 am

Where do wet dreams go after you wake up?

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:55 am

on your sheet....or in Nims case on his sister.....on in my case on my dog

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:07 am

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:06 pm

iblis wrote:Where do wet dreams go after you wake up?

all over the midgets face

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:33 am

Why do smurfs wear pants?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 12:39 pm

iblis wrote:Why do smurfs wear pants?

to hide the herpes blisters that smurfette keeps givin em........

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:35 am

What's the best way to piss off a priest / preacher?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:28 pm

iblis wrote:What's the best way to piss off a priest / preacher?

priest- wait for him to stare at the altar boy and claim you "nailed" him first.

preacher- actually follow the religion, then say LOOK WHAT I CAN DO AND YOU CANT! NEENER NEENER NEEN FUCKWAD! LOOK YOU CAN FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS WITHOUT BEING A TOTAL TOOL!
mwahhahahahaahahahaha,
____________
note: if they are a REAL preacher that actually has FAITH, this wont work. good luck finding one.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:27 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Goth. :twisted:

Had to ask hehe

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:36 pm

scarecrow wrote::bump: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Goth.
Had to ask hehe

before people fucked it all up, it was just a lifestyle if you ask me...but from all the blogs, sites, and chats ive seen, apprantly if your in the west coast or atlanta its somehow proving that being clad in shiny yet black clothing and getting weird hair extenstions of fucked colors making a correlation how spooky,dark,and goth you are.........
every site i hit yesterday was a rivethead lore. they are takin over. but anwyay.....
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goth ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gth)
n.
A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
A performer or follower of this style of music.
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[From Gothic(from a view of Gothic styles or genres as dark or gloomy).]
A member of a Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.
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[From Middle English Gothes, Goths, from Late Latin Goth, of Germanic origin; akin to Old English Gota, and Old Norse Goti, Goth.]
Of or relating to the Goths or their language.
Germanic; Teutonic.
Of or relating to the Middle Ages; medieval.
Of or relating to an architectural style prevalent in western Europe from the 12th through the 15th century and characterized by pointed arches, rib vaulting, and a developing emphasis on verticality and the impression of height.
Of or relating to an architectural style derived from medieval Gothic.
Of or relating to painting, sculpture, or other art forms prevalent in northern Europe from the 12th through the 15th century.
often gothic Of or relating to a style of fiction that emphasizes the grotesque, mysterious, and desolate.
gothic Barbarous; crude.
n.
The extinct East Germanic language of the Goths.
Gothic art or architecture.
often gothic Printing.
See black letter.
See sans serif.
A novel in a style emphasizing the grotesque, mysterious, and desolate.
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Gothi·cal·ly adv.
Word History: The combination Gothic romance represents a union of two of the major influences in the development of European culture, the Roman Empire and the Germanic tribes that invaded it. The Roman origins of romance must be sought in the etymology of that word, but we can see clearly that Gothic is related to the name Goth used for one of those invading Germanic tribes. The word Gothic, first recorded in 1611 in a reference to the language of the Goths, was extended in sense in several ways, meaning “Germanic,” “medieval, not classical,” “barbarous,” and also an architectural style that was not Greek or Roman. Horace Walpole applied the word Gothic to his novel The Castle of Otranto, a Gothic Story (1765) in the sense “medieval, not classical.” From this novel filled with scenes of terror and gloom in a medieval setting descended a literary genre still popular today; from its subtitle descended the name for it.
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goth
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goth
\Goth\, n. [L. Gothi, pl.; cf. Gr. ?] 1. (Ethnol.) One of an ancient Teutonic race, who dwelt between the Elbe and the Vistula in the early part of the Christian era, and who overran and took an important part in subverting the Roman empire.
Note: Under the reign of Valens, they took possession of Dacia (the modern Transylvania and the adjoining regions), and came to be known as Ostrogoths and Visigoths, or East and West Goths; the former inhabiting countries on the Black Sea up to the Danube, and the latter on this river generally. Some of them took possession of the province of Moesia, and hence were called Moesogoths. Others, who made their way to Scandinavia, at a time unknown to history, are sometimes styled Suiogoths.
2. One who is rude or uncivilized; a barbarian; a rude, ignorant person. --Chesterfield.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
goth
n 1: a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement [syn: peasant, barbarian, boor, churl, Goth, tyke, tike] 2: one of the Teutonic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the 3rd to 5th centuries [syn: Goth][/url]

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:58 pm

Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:07 pm

scarecrow wrote::bump: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Goth.
Had to ask hehe

Hmmm..

I just remembered a thread I wanted to start.

Thanks S'crow.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:33 pm

iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

because your never the way you should think when you are in the places that can use it.......
point in case: why am in my gothed out mindset with my punk friends, and wanting to go punkasfuck when in knox with the "goffs"?
you just have to find a median point or find ways to stay in a good mood while drinking.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:11 pm

Buttercup wrote:
scarecrow wrote::bump: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Goth.
Had to ask hehe

Hmmm..

I just remembered a thread I wanted to start.

Thanks S'crow.

Anytime

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:50 am

iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol: