Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:24 pm

Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:16 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

I'm not certain whether I should be glad that I can't remember this, or worried... :mrgreen:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:55 am

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:16 am

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:17 am

By the way.....shouldn't this thread be declared platinum instead of gold???

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:31 am

scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it... :wink:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:21 pm

Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much.

)... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...

:twisted:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:40 am

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job... :wink:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:47 am

FEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:50 am

It's been awhile since I've browsed KG.....all I can say is "WOW!" 24 fucking pages!!! Heh, you rock, J_C!!!

BTW, did I loose my fingernail in the beef stroganoff?

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:06 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:It's been awhile since I've browsed KG.....all I can say is "WOW!" 24 fucking pages!!! Heh, you rock, J_C!!!

BTW, did I loose my fingernail in the beef stroganoff?

I agree!
WOW!

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:07 pm

I have a big 16 posts now!
I used to have alot untill they re-did the server.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:31 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:It's been awhile since I've browsed KG.....all I can say is "WOW!" 24 fucking pages!!! Heh, you rock, J_C!!!

BTW, did I loose my fingernail in the beef stroganoff?

thx dear!! help me post more questions!! hehe.
and yea you did. but then it got effected by some "quantum energy" your neighbors made and it teleported back in time and back on your finger. now it is caught in an endless loop. its stuck in the same week of existance. see what happens when ya make quantum energy...... FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!
anal sex yields quantum energy........

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:32 pm

Dark Elf wrote:I have a big 16 posts now!
I used to have alot untill they re-did the server.

post questions here. that will help.....

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:44 pm

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job...

this quote jus wasnt big enough......

oh by the way,nem's penis is good

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:46 pm

Dark Elf wrote:I have a big 16 posts now!
I used to have alot untill they re-did the server.

yeah well only fags brag about the size of there post counter....but JCs is huge

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:47 pm

AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job...

this quote jus wasnt big enough......

oh by the way,nem's penis is good

here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!!

and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:53 pm

scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job...

this quote jus wasnt big enough......
oh by the way,nem's penis is good

here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!!
and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!

size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking.......
helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol
so anyone got a question????

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:01 pm

junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job...

this quote jus wasnt big enough......
oh by the way,nem's penis is good

here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!!
and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!

size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking.......
helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol
so anyone got a question????

YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:09 pm

scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?

For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...

not totally correct....
ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........

All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...

Yikes....

You love me and you know it...

once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible...
:twisted:

And you did a wonderful job...

this quote jus wasnt big enough......
oh by the way,nem's penis is good

here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!!
and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!

size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking.......
helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol
so anyone got a question????

YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**

i got a question for scrow......
what sound does a bull moose make?