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vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:48 am

Exactly how many people DOES it take to screw in a light bulb???

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 12:46 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Exactly how many people DOES it take to screw in a light bulb???

abour 200 to bitch about if its goth or not, one person to start a bunch of lies and drama about it, one person to fuck arpund behind the lightbulbs back, two people to have anal sex, one to work the ladder, and then the_fallen dances up the ladder and screws in the light completely by accident thinking its a cool new dance.

Clockwork_Golem · Post by **Clockwork_Golem** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:52 pm

Hey JC which one do you consider the "cheating"spoon??The one in front or back???
:fuckoff:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:20 pm

Clockwork_Golem wrote:Hey JC which one do you consider the "cheating"spoon??The one in front or back???

whichever one i wasnt
i still say that didnt happen or i rolled in my sleep.......

Clockwork_Golem · Post by **Clockwork_Golem** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:23 pm

Oh it happened I got pics,and you rolled AWAY in your sleep.lol

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:35 pm

Clockwork_Golem wrote:Oh it happened I got pics,and you rolled AWAY in your sleep.lol

and i still wont believe you till i see the said pics.
:fuckoff:

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:39 pm

What kind a psudo gay porn are you involved in JC?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:08 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:What kind a psudo gay porn are you involved in JC?

im not
its a complex commonly known as bullshit
im one of the most uber-str8 men on earth

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:48 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:What kind a psudo gay porn are you involved in JC?

im not
its a complex commonly known as bullshit
im one of the most uber-str8 men on earth

This coming from a man who has a "fuck me" sign on his ass.

Question: What's the most offensive thing you can think of?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:44 pm

changes by my mood, but i will share this:
bea author eating out whoopi goldberg while pauly shore fucks bea in the ass and oprah buts on a strap on to fuck pauly shore in the ass with GWB watching masturbating while the big black guy from the green mile shits on him.
or madonnas vagina.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:28 pm

that's enough to keep ANYONE from sex for years.......
thank you, dear.

EWWWWWW :puke:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:24 pm

yea i should put that on a tshirt.
no shit.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:19 pm

junkie christ wrote:changes by my mood, but i will share this:
bea author eating out whoopi goldberg while pauly shore fucks bea in the ass and oprah buts on a strap on to fuck pauly shore in the ass with GWB watching masturbating while the big black guy from the green mile shits on him.
or madonnas vagina.

That is possibly the most twisted, disturbing thing I've ever seen you post.....GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:30 am

LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:changes by my mood, but i will share this:
bea author eating out whoopi goldberg while pauly shore fucks bea in the ass and oprah buts on a strap on to fuck pauly shore in the ass with GWB watching masturbating while the big black guy from the green mile shits on him.
or madonnas vagina.

That is possibly the most twisted, disturbing thing I've ever seen you post.....GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY!!!

im good at insanity

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:33 am

Question =

Where are the weapons of mass destruction kept?

Question =

Where are my socks?

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:44 am

vicious_blood wrote:Exactly how many people DOES it take to screw in a light bulb???

147

It all started with Thomas Edison, the bastard!

The list goes like:

1 guy to come up with the idea of a light bulb.
14 people to actually make the idea work, so the one guy with the idea can steal the credit.
1 guy to come up with AC power (Nickola Tesla) so you can have power from several miles away.
1 guy to steal that idea and make a bundle off of it (Westinghouse)

.......and so forth......until you get to.

1 person to make the light bulb
1 person to ship the light bulb
1 person to stock the light bulb
1 person to buy the light bulb (you) and install it.

......and then cuss like a motherfucker because the damn thing is already burned out.

The wise ass has spoken

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:27 am

I was an electronics major and not once was Nikola Tesla mentioned. The man invented AC power and the radio for christs sake and he wasnt in a single book of mine. Or well if he was it was a brief paragraph saying that he invented the Tesla coil or something like that. The man deserves more credit than having a crappy 80's hair band named after him.

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation.

Thomas A. Edison

If Mr. Edison could think more clearly he wouldn't have to sweat so much.

Nikola Tesla

More information on Nikola Tesla if you are interested

And much more can be found here

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:00 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:Question =
Where are the weapons of mass destruction kept?
Question = Where are my socks?

the WMD's are in our country . the bin ladens are in bed with the bushes and i doubt iraq had shit.

your socks?
those werent fuzzy condoms youve been jerking off into to......
those were your socks.
go buy new ones. quickly. deny everything.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:28 pm

blindboy wrote:I was an electronics major and not once was Nikola Tesla mentioned. The man invented AC power and the radio for christs sake and he wasnt in a single book of mine. Or well if he was it was a brief paragraph saying that he invented the Tesla coil or something like that. The man deserves more credit than having a crappy 80's hair band named after him.
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation.
Thomas A. Edison

If Mr. Edison could think more clearly he wouldn't have to sweat so much.
Nikola Tesla

More information on Nikola Tesla if you are interested
And much more can be found here

Tesla was mentioned in my "science in the modern world: a history of science: class extensively....
also is some physics classes i was in when using a tesla coil in some examples of exchange....
a very interesting chap, and ive wondered why he doesnt get more attn myself.....i collect books on the science history and his psyche is just unsettling to me. :shrug:

myself, ive always been a ben franklin fan..................

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:30 pm

Yeah...I need to know where my socks are, too...