Random Junkie Christ Thread

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:22 pm

Ok Ibbie told me to ask about anal sex and quantum theory. Now Im not sure what the answer is but Gwen was more interested since she wonders if it really is warmer in there. I am still pondering the triple anal sex comment......I mean what are three men.....how?......in that close proximity????? Speak to us as if we need to be convinced.

signed

The Dark Princess

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 6:05 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Ok Ibbie told me to ask about anal sex and quantum theory. Now Im not sure what the answer is but Gwen was more interested since she wonders if it really is warmer in there. I am still pondering the triple anal sex comment......I mean what are three men.....how?......in that close proximity????? Speak to us as if we need to be convinced.
signed
The Dark Princess

4 degrees warmer to be exact. yes tool does reference that in a song.
yes triple anal is now in porn and no i dont know how.

ummm......i wrote a paper trying to establish a point counter point connection to the creation and flux of quantum energy... it started as kinda a comeon line to get women to go anal more, but the more i read about it the more about the quantum physics end, it seemed like you could really prove causation. i do have this paper wrote. it exists. ibbie, master seeker, and a few others have been tryin to get eyes on this for a while.... its really funny.
i will voice the theory when asked if im drunk,
ibbie is yet to get me to do this, but id say it will happen soon.
thats all the info ill disclose
ladies, but more dick in your butt. really. if they know what they are doing, it can make the wholeeeeeeee day easier.

my next theory will be power points and chi fluxing from proper anal.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:00 pm

I'll grant that anal can b much fun & produce amazing orgazmz (4 men & women), but 3 at once... That'z just nsanity, IMO! & did I mention... OUCH!!!

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:23 pm

that is the most disturbing thing i have read all day... if someone can have three... three in their butt at the same time then i think i will just hurl.
now i have seen two huge ...HUGE... dildo's in a guys butt before.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:34 pm

hmmm... 3 "pencil dickz" mayb... :twisted:

LOL

... the very thought just crackz me up... so 2 speak

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:02 pm

well all my female friends tell me theres tons of pencil dicks in this area, so im sure theres a frat at ETSU thats done it

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:45 am

so that is what those secret initations are all about in etsu?
i knew it!!!

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:58 am

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:11 am

junkie christ wrote:4 degrees warmer to be exact. yes tool does reference that in a song.
yes triple anal is now in porn and no i dont know how.

ummm......i wrote a paper trying to establish a point counter point connection to the creation and flux of quantum energy... it started as kinda a comeon line to get women to go anal more, but the more i read about it the more about the quantum physics end, it seemed like you could really prove causation. i do have this paper wrote. it exists. ibbie, master seeker, and a few others have been tryin to get eyes on this for a while.... its really funny.
i will voice the theory when asked if im drunk,
ibbie is yet to get me to do this, but id say it will happen soon.
thats all the info ill disclose
ladies, but more dick in your butt. really. if they know what they are doing, it can make the wholeeeeeeee day easier.
my next theory will be power points and chi fluxing from proper anal.

i'm speechless, and that doesn't happen very often.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:00 am

I'm still not convinced

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:48 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:
junkie christ wrote:4 degrees warmer to be exact. yes tool does reference that in a song.
yes triple anal is now in porn and no i dont know how.

ummm......i wrote a paper trying to establish a point counter point connection to the creation and flux of quantum energy... it started as kinda a comeon line to get women to go anal more, but the more i read about it the more about the quantum physics end, it seemed like you could really prove causation. i do have this paper wrote. it exists. ibbie, master seeker, and a few others have been tryin to get eyes on this for a while.... its really funny.
i will voice the theory when asked if im drunk,
ibbie is yet to get me to do this, but id say it will happen soon.
thats all the info ill disclose
ladies, but more dick in your butt. really. if they know what they are doing, it can make the wholeeeeeeee day easier.
my next theory will be power points and chi fluxing from proper anal.

i'm speechless, and that doesn't happen very often.

ask me about in person when im drinking one day, then you will *really* be speechless...

and eve(l)... same to you, that will convince you out but im not sure what your wanting convinving on,..........

NEXT!

Clockwork_Golem · Post by **Clockwork_Golem** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:33 pm

Hey junkie how many legos do you you think I need to buy to build a life size stormtrooper?????or lifesize Vampira????

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:29 pm

and eve(l)... same to you, that will convince you out but im not sure what your wanting convinving on,..........

I was hoping for an answer that would make us say "oh THATS how you put a penis in your bunghole!" No avail.....yet

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:30 pm

forget all that hard work, i would personally just get a blowup doll and decorate them.....

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:51 pm

hmmm a storm trooper blowup dolll.......nice, we could market it at those conventions the start wars kids have think about it, all dressed in white with that :sleep:

look on its face...oh thats rich

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:05 pm

Clockwork_Golem wrote:Hey junkie how many legos do you you think I need to buy to build a life size stormtrooper?????or lifesize Vampira????

theres websites for the stormtropper thing. no shit.
techTv had a star wars lego thing when espisode two came out.
browse around
vampira? i dont know but i want one

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:07 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:
and eve(l)... same to you, that will convince you out but im not sure what your wanting convinving on,..........

I was hoping for an answer that would make us say "oh THATS how you put a penis in your bunghole!" No avail.....yet

if creating quantum energy for time travel, the contrast of pleasure to pain ,and {if you know someone who knows what theyare doing} mind shattering orgasms from stimulating muscles related to your clitoris that have probably never been stiumlated otherwise doesnt do it, i dunno what will.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:09 pm

OK Im the huckleberry.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:10 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:
and eve(l)... same to you, that will convince you out but im not sure what your wanting convinving on,..........

I was hoping for an answer that would make us say "oh THATS how you put a penis in your bunghole!" No avail.....yet

if creating quantum energy for time travel, the contrast of pleasure to pain ,and {if you know someone who knows what theyare doing} mind shattering orgasms from stimulating muscles related to your clitoris that have probably never been stiumlated otherwise doesnt do it, i dunno what will.

Lol, all I saw was the "mind blowing orgasms" part and was like :yes:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:17 pm

junkie christ wrote:my next theory will be power points and chi fluxing from proper anal.

I don't know precisely what you mean by the term, "power points," but the Tan Tien [sp] (that is, the "sea of chi") is located below the belly button. I won't say where, primarily because it's possible to hurt and/or kill yourself by fucking around with it, and there's bound to be some idiot on here stupid enough to read this and go poking themselves just to see what would happen. (And while I do support darwinism and Darwin Award Nominees, I don't support the possible drama that would ensue from someone offing themselves due to reading The Random Junkie Christ Thread and being a tool because of it. :mrgreen:

)

However, it's used in quite a few different Taoist and/or Buddhist methods meditation - not certain about Yoga though, as I've never taken it. A number of methods of meditation that I practice incorporate this nifty little spot.

Note: Before anyone takes this as a pro-anal comment, I do think it'd be easier just to meditate if you want to build / work with chi. Okay, perhaps not as fun, but much more simple.