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A few questions for the Junkie...

1. The title of the next song? (either the one I am playing or the one you are playing. and sorry no sound clips included)

2. Why is it I always have something to say but never say it?

3. Why did I get so many high and very high scores on the mental Illness quiz and everyone else managed to get lower scores?

4. Do all these questions have the same answer?

5. Can you name the nicer sides of the drug Seroquel?

Thanks as always for taking the time to answer these questions.
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Codeine Coma wrote:A few questions for the Junkie...

1. The title of the next song? (either the one I am playing or the one you are playing. and sorry no sound clips included)

visio-odio, a demo for the band im working right now is next for me.
listening and playing.
2. Why is it I always have something to say but never say it?

because you have issues with people and dont want to say it.
3. Why did I get so many high and very high scores on the mental Illness quiz and everyone else managed to get lower scores?

youve been around a professional enviroment for it more than they have, same with me passing soberity tests....
4. Do all these questions have the same answer?

in the cosmic scheme of things, yes.
5. Can you name the nicer sides of the drug Seroquel?

when it wears off. that type of drug and me dont get along.
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it never dies!!
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Ok, Junkie...since apparently your BORED...

Will I ever find a new job?

Will it be one I like?

What will it be?

Where will it be?

How much will I be getting paid?



Will I EVER get laid???? :?: :!: :?: :!:
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Why do beans give me gas? :poop:
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vicious_blood wrote:Ok, Junkie...since apparently your BORED...
Will I ever find a new job?
Will it be one I like?
What will it be?
Where will it be?
How much will I be getting paid?
Will I EVER get laid???? :?: :!: :?: :!:

in the order you asked me:
yes
maybe
getting paid for sex
anywhere you wont get caught
paid by the nastyness of the act or the cloent
yes you will be getting paid. i mean laid.
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iblis wrote:Why do beans give me gas? :poop:

ive always wondered that too. if someone could post that id love em. i googled to answer this to no avail.
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We've chatted via yahoo and in person......so, WHAT DO I DO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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LadyIvanna wrote:We've chatted via yahoo and in person......so, WHAT DO I DO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

ummmmmmmmm
definitly leave the toliet seat up more.
and talk to me about it when im sober... unlike on yahoo, or lasttime in person. lol. last two times ive got drunk is when its came up.......... sorry. guess tahts a bit my fault.
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Why do beans give me gas? :poop:

ive always wondered that too. if someone could post that id love em. i googled to answer this to no avail.


The gassy problem of beans comes from the fact that they contain quite a lot of cellulose that is for humans a nondigestible carbohydrate. This passes to the large bowel, where bacteria seem to have far less trouble digesting it and, in so doing, produce a lot of gas.

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Reverend_ Hate wrote:I have WAAAAY too much fucking time on my hands. :selfbonk:


Lol. I have to second that.
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Reverend_ Hate wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Why do beans give me gas? :poop:

ive always wondered that too. if someone could post that id love em. i googled to answer this to no avail.


The gassy problem of beans comes from the fact that they contain quite a lot of cellulose that is for humans a nondigestible carbohydrate. This passes to the large bowel, where bacteria seem to have far less trouble digesting it and, in so doing, produce a lot of gas.

I have WAAAAY too much fucking time on my hands. :selfbonk:

thats impressive
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Junkie...

Can you name five decent bands that start with the letter "T"?
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:twisted: Had n e good chimichangaz lately?
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Codeine Coma wrote:Junkie...
Can you name five decent bands that start with the letter "T"?

Tool
Tiamat
techno animal (jk broadrick from godflesh's side project for remixes)
today is the day


and if you count The as the T
the misfits
the undead
the ramones
the stooges
the germs


thats all off hand.. im fucking hungover.
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The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Had n e good chimichangaz lately?

i got the chimmy jimmys
i got the chimmy jimmys
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just out of curiosity, as i undersatnd it, you are up to your eyebrows in college this symester. correct? so if this is true, where the fuck do you find the time/energy to post prolly more than anyone else on this board. are you a student only? did you major in game boy? do you post during class? or while at work? i sometimes do, but the net on my computer isn't working, so i wait til i get home. so i mainly play solitaire all night.

not trying to be a smart ass. i myself work over 40hrs/wk, and have gone fulltime student at the same time, and it really fucking sucks. but i, myself, lose motivation rather quickly. so i was just wondering:

what do you do besides post on knoxgoth?
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Lol...did you major in game boy?...lol

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gwenhwyfar wrote:just out of curiosity, as i undersatnd it, you are up to your eyebrows in college this symester. correct? so if this is true, where the fuck do you find the time/energy to post prolly more than anyone else on this board. are you a student only? did you major in game boy? do you post during class? or while at work? i sometimes do, but the net on my computer isn't working, so i wait til i get home. so i mainly play solitaire all night.

not trying to be a smart ass. i myself work over 40hrs/wk, and have gone fulltime student at the same time, and it really fucking sucks. but i, myself, lose motivation rather quickly. so i was just wondering:

what do you do besides post on knoxgoth?

i am a senior at ETSU in computer science (emphasis I.T.) and most of my work has to be done on a machine with a broadband connection, so i when work gets on my nerves i post a little here and there.
i read and type fucking FAST so it doesnt take me as long to post it as the average reader to read down the page.
i had until friday a job doing home health care for my family but insurance got canned when my stepdad got laid off.
i have a job for graduate credits that is only 10 to 20 hours a week for next-to-no-fucking-$$$ monitoring one of the computer labs for CSCI majors.
i also read & study alot, write music, exercise (but nowhere near enough.. tyring to get a 20hr a week thing im designing soon as the semester is up), follow current events, cook, and stay really drunk on the weekends. play guitar and piano when i can too. i just post in random spurts. takes me like 15 mins if that and i throw up a few posts. its stress relief and humor for me when im spending like 9 hours workign nonstop on a project... pressure doesnt build if you stop every few parts and make a post.
see what im sayin?
im probably on the site 5 times less than people think. i read fast, post to any thread i read that i think ive got a good oneliner for, and thats it. mon-thru i post alot... wow i get up at 7 or 8 am all those days and get to sleep between 3-4. i dont fucking sleep at all from all the shit i gotta do and you gotta find a way to ease the tension of keeping your home settled, your dogs fed, your jobs done, your projects turned in, dinner made, make sure everyones got their medications, ect ect ect ect, its a hella lotta work. posting on boards and xanga keeps me sane since i dont have the time to play music and workout as much as id like.
you dont lose motivation if you NEVER STOP WORKING. i just usually have a computer around, its a great way to take a break, and all the machines i work on have KG has a homepage.
i know im leaving some of my duties off here, but still.
trying to get your life on track when you havent been doing anything to really better yourself is alot of work to restart. i graduate next december so i also read alot of job listings when i get my daily dose of the news. im also a fan of turn of the century philosophy, and do alot of readings into different forms of religious, masonic, and esotric histories, but this semester ive had to cut back on alot of my hobbies.
to those who bitch at my post count, sorry i read and type fast and you dont. you spend half the day if not all day if not days solid working on computer science projects you gotta stay level and have some fun with your computer. also make sure your hobbies are NONcomputer related... lol
i do as much as i can and learn as much as i can and i encourage everyone else to do the same instead of wasting your energies on dumb shit (like wondering what i do when not posting.)
oh yea, and friday and saturday i STAY DRUNK,
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I'm quite certain you could take over the world in about 7 minutes. While posting here. While drunk.

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