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Sati wrote:I'm quite certain you could take over the world in about 7 minutes. While posting here. While drunk.

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Yes, but if he tried it sober, the next time we saw him he'd probably be going door-to-door on a bike wearing a nice white shirt & tie with an identically dressed friend...
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JaNell wrote:
Sati wrote:I'm quite certain you could take over the world in about 7 minutes. While posting here. While drunk.

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Yes, but if he tried it sober, the next time we saw him he'd probably be going door-to-door on a bike wearing a nice white shirt & tie with an identically dressed friend...

if comedy central can plug joe mormon parodys, but a junkie mormon? naaaaa. not seeing it.
esp that whole "and heres your own planet!!" thing........... lol.
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junkie christ wrote:if comedy central can plug joe mormon parodys, but a junkie mormon? naaaaa. not seeing it.
esp that whole "and heres your own planet!!" thing........... lol.


It could be the hot new reality TV show...


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why does that make the captain planet song play in me head??
haha
maybe we could have junkie vision scenes too...

and think of all the product shots for the JC bewery-belly there could be....
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JaNell wrote:
Sati wrote:I'm quite certain you could take over the world in about 7 minutes. While posting here. While drunk.
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Yes, but if he tried it sober, the next time we saw him he'd probably be going door-to-door on a bike wearing a nice white shirt & tie with an identically dressed friend...

junkie dressed like a Mormon would be a valid :iblislink:. :shock:

Though watching him pedal his ass around on a bike, while drunk, would definitely be entertaining. :mrgreen:

Hey! Now that would be an awesome TV show: The adventures of the drunken Mormon! Starring JC, of course.

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that may be my decemeber sanctus gig, get some people with me to be morons for new year. i could pass out porno flyers and those religious pamplets to people at sanctus.... maybe get drunk and ask the gerlies if anyone wants their own planet as a come on line...... the possibilies are endless if some people will do it with me. we can get everyone in white button ups with fishnets, ill go all black suit with a red tie (to be the head mormon) and we can preach/pervert the crowd. anyone want in on this? we can make a bunch of slutty mormons and GOGOGO!
get the black pleated pants and tear em up with fishnets under it, ill do the fishnet undershirt (red to match tie) and proclaim that i am the head mormon and ive already plotted land on my planet and need some lucky pure lady to come plot herself on my face... i mean land...

i can see the plots for drunken mormon...
junkie gets to drunk and thinks mormon is merman and tries to swim to the bottom of a whiskey vat thinking its the pacific ocean.
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junkie christ wrote:that may be my decemeber sanctus gig, get some people with me to be morons for new year. i could pass out porno flyers and those religious pamplets to people at sanctus.... maybe get drunk and ask the gerlies if anyone wants their own planet as a come on line...... the possibilies are endless if some people will do it with me. we can get everyone in white button ups with fishnets, ill go all black suit with a red tie (to be the head mormon) and we can preach/pervert the crowd. anyone want in on this? we can make a bunch of slutty mormons and GOGOGO!
get the black pleated pants and tear em up with fishnets under it, ill do the fishnet undershirt (red to match tie) and proclaim that i am the head mormon and ive already plotted land on my planet and need some lucky pure lady to come plot herself on my face... i mean land...

i can see the plots for drunken mormon...
junkie gets to drunk and thinks mormon is merman and tries to swim to the bottom of a whiskey vat thinking its the pacific ocean.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Probably the closest anyone will get to seeing me dressed up, too. :mrgreen:
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....... good point.
mine will be when i finally do my corporate dick outfit.
:whistles with ibbie as he avoids telling people what the corp dick outfit is...:
new years will be fun too.. lol
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Ok....Sorry,I gotta know....WHAT IS THE CORPORATE DICK OUTFIT???

I haven't been to Santus....I'm too young....hehehe...And I wanna know what this is?

Or should I be too scared to ask? :-?
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junkie christ wrote:
i can see the plots for drunken mormon...
junkie gets to drunk and thinks mormon is merman and tries to swim to the bottom of a whiskey vat thinking its the pacific ocean.


:rofl: I wanna take pics!!!
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I want to be a slutty mormon!!!

... That sounds like a line out of a Mormon fetish porno.

Oh, since we are supposed to ask questions in this thread, here:
What is the real reason people have a thing for the Catholic schoolgirl look? :twisted:
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codine: yes be VERY afraid to ask.

Sati wrote:I want to be a slutty mormon!!!

... That sounds like a line out of a Mormon fetish porno.

Oh, since we are supposed to ask questions in this thread, here:
What is the real reason people have a thing for the Catholic schoolgirl look? :twisted:

i can answer that. anal sex. it is mythed that some catholics thought that anal was the catholic loophole since it wasnt actually sex, not as much need for birth control, and most people defined sodomy as male to male action.... so catholic gerls went pro-anal for a while. where this happened i cant say but if you look around online you can find stuff on this. it basicly boils down to this sentence:
"she looks so innocent but she wants your cock in her butt"
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yup....in the butt no babies!












junkie question of the day.........why do some grossly obese people have a smell???? It seems the shift that comes in after mine always hires (after one quits ) a smelly person, last night I walk past this new guy and was nearly knocked down by pepe le pew!!!! Whats up with that???? Im not making fun of grossly obese people, Im fat....and I dont stink......but I am not GROSSLY OBESE mind you.
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junkie question of the day.........why do some grossly obese people have a smell???? It seems the shift that comes in after mine always hires (after one quits ) a smelly person, last night I walk past this new guy and was nearly knocked down by pepe le pew!!!! Whats up with that???? Im not making fun of grossly obese people, Im fat....and I dont stink......but I am not GROSSLY OBESE mind you.[/quote]

I know this one from being a nursing assistant for a few years....when you dont wash between the doughboy rings well those folds of skin and crisco take on a smell that could knock a buzzard of a shit truck from a 100 yards away...that and really fat people got no one to impress so they eat all the stinky foods and avoid hygene like a corn cob dildo....
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I've actually got a picture of a mormen with a collar around his neck handcuffs and thumbcuffs binding him with a leash attached to it, and i've actually got the other end if i can find it i'll post it somewhere... I'd say you all will get a kick out of it.
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OK, this may have been asked before but...

JC, would you consider yourself to be more Junkie-like, or more Christ-like?
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junkie christ wrote:i am a senior at ETSU in computer science (emphasis I.T.) and most of my work has to be done on a machine with a broadband connection, so i when work gets on my nerves i post a little here and there.
i read and type fucking FAST so it doesnt take me as long to post it as the average reader to read down the page.
i had until friday a job doing home health care for my family but insurance got canned when my stepdad got laid off.
i have a job for graduate credits that is only 10 to 20 hours a week for next-to-no-fucking-$$$ monitoring one of the computer labs for CSCI majors.
i also read & study alot, write music, exercise (but nowhere near enough.. tyring to get a 20hr a week thing im designing soon as the semester is up), follow current events, cook, and stay really drunk on the weekends. play guitar and piano when i can too. i just post in random spurts. takes me like 15 mins if that and i throw up a few posts. its stress relief and humor for me when im spending like 9 hours workign nonstop on a project... pressure doesnt build if you stop every few parts and make a post.
see what im sayin?
im probably on the site 5 times less than people think. i read fast, post to any thread i read that i think ive got a good oneliner for, and thats it. mon-thru i post alot... wow i get up at 7 or 8 am all those days and get to sleep between 3-4. i dont fucking sleep at all from all the shit i gotta do and you gotta find a way to ease the tension of keeping your home settled, your dogs fed, your jobs done, your projects turned in, dinner made, make sure everyones got their medications, ect ect ect ect, its a hella lotta work. posting on boards and xanga keeps me sane since i dont have the time to play music and workout as much as id like.
you dont lose motivation if you NEVER STOP WORKING. i just usually have a computer around, its a great way to take a break, and all the machines i work on have KG has a homepage.
i know im leaving some of my duties off here, but still.
trying to get your life on track when you havent been doing anything to really better yourself is alot of work to restart. i graduate next december so i also read alot of job listings when i get my daily dose of the news. im also a fan of turn of the century philosophy, and do alot of readings into different forms of religious, masonic, and esotric histories, but this semester ive had to cut back on alot of my hobbies.
to those who bitch at my post count, sorry i read and type fast and you dont. you spend half the day if not all day if not days solid working on computer science projects you gotta stay level and have some fun with your computer. also make sure your hobbies are NONcomputer related... lol
i do as much as i can and learn as much as i can and i encourage everyone else to do the same instead of wasting your energies on dumb shit (like wondering what i do when not posting.)
oh yea, and friday and saturday i STAY DRUNK,


wow, that is really fucking impressive. i think i am going to make YOU my new hero. i couldn't do all that. more power to you. i just work ALOT, and clean the house alot(mistress eve(l) thinks i'm a freak), and fuss over the dogs. i took this symester off so i could move and get my finances( and debt management :oops: ) in order. i tire of school quickly though, and can't bring myself to go fulltime. i don't evenm have a real major though.
so at the age of 22, i don't know what i want to be when i grow up, work all the time, and have become my mother( in this wierd OCD, must clean everything, kind of way). and i almost always have a headache. thats me in a nutshell.

so, since you seem to be an oracle, or the great and powerfull Oz, and everyone else asks you the Q's. i will too.

what do i wanna be when i grow up?

why do i always have a headache?

why, when i have the ability and knowledge to type properly( asdf jkl;) do i choose to peck?( i type like old people make love)

and will my dog ever get her girlish figure back?
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:shock: um thanks punk roock joe.......:shock: however gross and appalling!!!!!!!!! no I mean this guy REALLY STINKS>...
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote::shock: um thanks punk roock joe.......:shock: however gross and appalling!!!!!!!!! no I mean this guy REALLY STINKS>...


pardon my colorful turn of phrase :lol: ...that really could be the problem when your that big it is difficult to get clean... and if you think that's appalling ask me about chilli dogs....
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JaNell wrote:OK, this may have been asked before but...

JC, would you consider yourself to be more Junkie-like, or more Christ-like?

depends oh what ive been doing....
i use Christ more as a verb for martyr complex than i do the actual guy.
i think lately it would on the christ side because of my current situation.. but if theres a bar around me and i have the free time, definite junkie. lol.
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