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For the technically savvy goff: The Suicide Letter Wizard for MS Word
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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bad taste, Andy.
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Fucking hilarious. :roofle:
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Love it!!!!
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
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faeriegirl wrote:bad taste, Andy.


C'mon, Knoxgothic is in bad taste. ;)
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hahaha! OMG that is awesome!
May your dreams be the future you could have had, and your nightmares be the realization that you destroyed your chance to make it reality.
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