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While I'm selling off things, do I have any offers for TheSym?


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Here's a nice picture that shows off his legs.
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I'll give you $20 and a nice bottle of riesling. Wash him first, will you?
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What kinda mileage r we talkin'? ...az good on-road az off? ...user friendly? :twisted:
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$25, a wizards hat, and some art supplies.
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I'll give ya my lucky rabbit's foot, a half-full box of paperclips, and a signed copy of Neuromancer...

But only if he's actually peeing on the newspaper now.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Oh, come ON, people, at least make the Reserve!
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Shouldn't this go in the Exchange?

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Or Knoxfetish?
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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OMG! That picture is priceless. I think that's going on the desktop.
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He looks good in fuschia. Make sure he's wearing that when the auction ends- don't wanna get sued for misrepresenting the goods. :D
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OK, I'm really disappointed in the offers here. If it's going to be like this, I'm not offering any of my other lots...
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Oh, fine. I really don't need a Sym right now, but I can't deny aid to a lady, or even JaNell. Tell ya what, 'Nell... I'll give you a carton of Djarum Blacks, a switchblade comb and a stack of old HotRod magazines. Final offer.
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What, I offered art supplies. lol!
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"When a ma-an loves a woman" Lmao

The stuff we do out of love and bordom. Oh wait... He wasn't bored??? hehehe
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Where's the rest of the picture series?

That is a link to a porn site, right? :mrgreen:
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How long do we get to keep him? Does he do windows and walls? How good is he at laundry?
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What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? Any accessories that come with the item besides the outfit?

That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.
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white_darkness wrote:What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.




I don't think so mister....only I can auction you off now... and I'm not done with you yet...so that won't be happening...lol
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satanskitten wrote:
white_darkness wrote:What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.




I don't think so mister....only I can auction you off now... and I'm not done with you yet...so that won't be happening...lol


Hee hee...okay...just so long as I'm not given to any really "strange" women.
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satanskitten wrote:
white_darkness wrote:What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.


I don't think so mister....only I can auction you off now... and I'm not done with you yet...so that won't be happening...lol

What about rental? He's got a purty mouth...
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iblis wrote:
satanskitten wrote:
white_darkness wrote:What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.


I don't think so mister....only I can auction you off now... and I'm not done with you yet...so that won't be happening...lol

What about rental? He's got a purty mouth...


Didn't think my mouth would look that pretty as I was spilling grappa and jaeger back into the toilet.

And I'm kinda disappointed no one's mentioned my legs, I've been told I've got some good legs.
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