I nearly died, started a riot, and made history

X · Post by X » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:08 pm

how are these things connected??

a funny story is needed

I was contracted to work for NWA Bluegrass last night, which is a bigger group in wrestling. Anyway this show was for a county fair in Inez, Ky, on tuesday night.

Besides the fact of having a hellish ride there, one car dying, trying to figure out what was wrong with it, and scoring a rental car, and still getting to the show on time.

Of course we did get to the show late, and i was told my spot had been "filled".....this of course made me fly off the handle...if was decided that Paul Diamond and myself, could work together and get over my former tag partner Ian Killjoy much better as a team...so infact we did.

Everything was put together, and we were out there.

Now the show, had taken a break RIGHT before our match, and so the tent for the wrestling show was slightly empty...my guess we had about 50 people watching us. With insults like....."Shut your mouth or i'll cut the wheels on your house" and...."I think that guy needs to have last call" (as a drunken redneck tried to hop the fence and beat my ass) we had a full 800 people in the tent.....

The match went well, a good 10 minute match, that had some nice spots in it, and of course had me invovled after the match with a picture perfect Northern Lights Suplex, and a Frogsplash (which i was told by the NWA champion of the world was among the best he'd ever seen) we started to make our way to the dressing room.

We had about 10 security guys around us, when a woman took a lunge at Paul, and he in turn snuck his face back in taunting her to give him a shot...and that is when the hell happened......

3 large rednecks shot up and went for us....Paul at this point was right beside me, a half second later he was 30 feet away....Security got two of the guys, and the other one was taking off after Paul. I snagged him by the arm, he took a roundhouse punch shot at me, and i went down and had him by the waist....perhaps a fifth of a second later....i felt a sharp pain to my back...this motherfucker hit me.....

Now its always been rule in wrestling that you don't get to hit the fans unless they get into the ring, or cross the barrier and take a shot...this guy had nearly been in the ring earlier...was across the barrier, and had just hit me....very hard at that....so i thought...hrmm what the fuck....and at that....

My Elbow, His Nads

He went down.....and then got right back up.....This is the point where i nearly shit myself and yelled...FUCKING SECURITY!!!!!!

the rest of security nailed him, and i ran very fast. VERY FAST...as i at that point noticed i had a mob coming after me.....

Yes KGers.....Just like Jim Morrison- good old X helped start a riot last night.

We were thrown into the dressing room.....with several gates padlocked behind us- the mob was chasing us and wanted us dead.

After about an hour, the cops showed up, and escorted us to our hotel.....we were prisoners in this room...as we couldn't leave until the next day (Wed) to find out if we were going to have to do some time.

The natives, however thought we indeed WERE in jail, and were there waiting this morning.....they wanted uh hangin'. We had nothing held against us...and were told we were free.

This made history...these events have never taken place in an independent group, and hasn't happened since the early 80s in the territory days.....wrestling sites, dirt sheets and all that have called getting statements all day......

And where i missed what could have been a very fruitfull tryout tonight....i have now been moreless guaranteed a job.

so, if you read all that, just wanted to share the story./..i've got quite a bit of the insaness on camera as well......this is just one of those ungodly rockstar esque stories i HAD to share.

damn i feel like Axl....except more talented....and about 5 pounds lighter....

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:36 pm

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:17 pm

Seraph Antaine wrote::ninja:

X, you rock. YOU A BADAZZ NINJA!!

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:45 pm

Can I have your autograph?
*worships*

Thrall · Post by **Thrall** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:32 am

Thankyou Thank you Thank YOU

that is the best post i have read all week.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:31 pm

so....
When you get famous do i get to tell people when i met X he was dressed up like a schoolgirl.................

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:09 pm

junkie christ wrote:so....
When you get famous do i get to tell people when i met X he was dressed up like a schoolgirl.................

Oh, oh...can I tell them I helped with your makeup when you were dressed like a schoolgirl?

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:27 pm

now see why i hate wrestling up there thank god i was many many many miles to the south getting some r&r walking up and down the beaches in daytona

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:32 pm

Dood thats great!

I was almost late to work this morning cause of your story!

Bitchin' I know someone who started a riot!

X · Post by X » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:19 pm

yes, you can all say you knew me when i was in a schoolgirl outfit....or a monkey suit.....or when i did the superfly splash off the table at sanctus...or or or.....you all have your stories-

in fact we are now infamous, simply cus we did something that hasn't been done in 20 years- there is talk EVERYWHERE about us....all the wrestling sites...TNA, everyone....its quite neat- and if i exploit everything right, i WILL infact be famous quick.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:26 pm

you da bomb baby :rock:

Post by **Arkady** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:00 am

Hahaha! Fucking cool. :dup:

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:41 am

cool congratz

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:24 pm

X is my rock n roll wrastlin' hero
and this was my 900th post. just for X. lol.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:55 pm

X wrote:yes, you can all say you knew me when i was in a schoolgirl outfit....or a monkey suit.....or when i did the superfly splash off the table at sanctus...or or or.....you all have your stories-

in fact we are now infamous, simply cus we did something that hasn't been done in 20 years- there is talk EVERYWHERE about us....all the wrestling sites...TNA, everyone....its quite neat- and if i exploit everything right, i WILL infact be famous quick.

and i can say.. yeah.. i know X. he gives the worst head.

X · Post by X » Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:57 pm

karmakaze wrote:
X wrote:yes, you can all say you knew me when i was in a schoolgirl outfit....or a monkey suit.....or when i did the superfly splash off the table at sanctus...or or or.....you all have your stories-

in fact we are now infamous, simply cus we did something that hasn't been done in 20 years- there is talk EVERYWHERE about us....all the wrestling sites...TNA, everyone....its quite neat- and if i exploit everything right, i WILL infact be famous quick.

and i can say.. yeah.. i know X. he gives the worst head.

WHAT?!?

you said it was the best ever...i..am....WRECKED