The Demon in the Drive-Thru
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The Demon in the Drive-Thru
So here I was at work, when some guy pulls up and orders this mess of food so disgusting we have to hide it in plastic containers.
And his total came up to an unbelievable... $6.66!!
Who was this evil that had invaded my work?
Who was this insidious devil that dared to drive his diabolical Alfa Romero to my window?
And his total came up to an unbelievable... $6.66!!
Who was this evil that had invaded my work?
Who was this insidious devil that dared to drive his diabolical Alfa Romero to my window?
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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I have to thank my co-worker Jay for helping bring lunch to that evil total
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JaNell wrote:Hah, already beat you to it weeks ago when I paid off my tab at 11th St., and it was exactly $6.66 - so there, minor demon Bone.
All three of my (real) names have six letters, too...
And I was born on 6/12, which is 6 and 6+6.
Top that, Bone-the-Imp!
I have a pentagram shaped birthmark....
And Daddy said I was mostest evil of all the demons nya nya
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
scarecrow wrote:JaNell wrote:Hah, already beat you to it weeks ago when I paid off my tab at 11th St., and it was exactly $6.66 - so there, minor demon Bone.
All three of my (real) names have six letters, too...
And I was born on 6/12, which is 6 and 6+6.
Top that, Bone-the-Imp!
I have a pentagram shaped birthmark....
And Daddy said I was mostest evil of all the demons nya nya
Oh yeah?! Well, the hair on my ass naturally braids itself into cornrolls, which in turn knot themselves in the shape of a pentagram.
My ass also spouts vulgarities, such as, "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!" at random intervals, usually after drinking too much tequila.
So, in turn, I have the evilest ass in town! Neener, neener!
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