about masturbation

BearDragonLady · Post by **BearDragonLady** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:33 am

So, one is curious to know... where is the strangest/most intersting place you've ever masturbated?
:mrgreen:

~bear

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:42 am

Apply the brakes there, missy! Shouldn't you drive this topic over to the spanking board? Think we want that kind of traffic around here?

:lol:

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:20 am

I used to work at the bigest comic book warehouse in the country, mile high comics....they had allot of japanese comics..and so did i..every day.........come to think of it thats prolly why i got fired........huh

oh you said you didnt want that kind of traffic.....um my reverse is broken

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:38 am

If I told you, I would have to kill you

Me I am pretty boreing, the normal places, public bathrooms at work, my car, Church, Walmart dressing rooms, Nothing wild and crazy here

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:50 pm

Hum...... let me think here...... no where too odd for a goth..... a graveyard actually.

BearDragonLady · Post by **BearDragonLady** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:53 am

lovely... haven't done it in a graveyard yet... was actually thinking about it, and I guess I've not been terribly creative with masturbation...sex , yes, masturbation, no... something to work on I suppose

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:54 pm

While driving down the interstate.......

**laffs at the intake of spanky in KG**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:16 pm

KF spanky......fun
KG spanky....... wash your hands later

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:41 pm

I had an incident while driving, and minutes later I had a wreck! Be careful and at least pull over! :shock:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:37 pm

miz kitty wrote:I had an incident while driving, and minutes later I had a wreck! Be careful and at least pull over!

See, those stick shifts can be dangerous!
:lol:

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:07 pm

BearDragonLady wrote::D lovely... haven't done it in a graveyard yet... was actually thinking about it, and I guess I've not been terribly creative with masturbation...sex , yes, masturbation, no... something to work on I suppose

Sex is great in a Graveyard, i've done it a few times. and would love to do it a few more times as well.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:06 pm

In Iblis's ear.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:50 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:In Iblis's ear.

Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.

Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing...

Myself, the oddest place I've abused the monkey would have to be in someone else's hospital bed... while it was occupied by said patient.

They were still out due to the anesthesia, having just come out of surgery.

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:28 pm

iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:In Iblis's ear.

Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.

Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing...

I rember that, I was there, It looked like alot of fun, but poor me, I forgot the strap on, We could of hit it from both ears.

**wonders off mumbling about ear banging**

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:17 pm

iblis wrote:Myself, the oddest place I've abused the monkey would have to be in someone else's hospital bed... while it was occupied by said patient.

They were still out due to the anesthesia, having just come out of surgery.

Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.

div · Post by **div** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:55 am

iblis wrote:Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.

I think you perhaps mistyped this. If he'd been going at it in your ear, it should have read:

iblis wrote:you fucking a weirdo.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:54 am

div wrote:
iblis wrote:Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.

I think you perhaps mistyped this. If he'd been going at it in your ear, it should have read:

iblis wrote:you fucking a weirdo.

I must admit, you do have a valid point, there. :mrgreen:

QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.

Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz. :shakin:

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:55 pm

iblis wrote:
QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.

Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz.

Well, it's forgivable since nothing got into any of my open wounds. *wince*

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:24 pm

QueenOfTheFlock wrote:
iblis wrote:
QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.

Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz.

Well, it's forgivable since nothing got into any of my open wounds. *wince*

Hahahaha.

Salty!

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:25 pm

Just for the record, I drive an automatic...no shiftknob involved. 8-)