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Send iblis these things directly and leave the rest of us out of it!
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Flagrantly post the pictures. Lord the Dumpster!
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Post them as "iblis links", complete with warnings and sirens and frantic midgets in hard hats.
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Go get de-toxed before posting again.
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I hate you for that link. Yes, I really, really do.
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Hey iblis! *WARNING: Contains an iblis link*

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TheSym told me send you this .
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gross. I should have kown better
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i haven't viewed it yet.

perhaps i shouldn't. =P
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iblis wrote:i haven't viewed it yet.

perhaps i shouldn't. =P


Wuss.
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my eyes! my eyes! oh, god...the image is cemented in my brain...

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oh, ok. i looked, and trust me, i've seen worse. a lot worse.

my only question is: why did they bother blurring her out? you probably couldn't tell what was fat roll, and what was boobie.
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Man that pic made me HOT!

More cushin for the pushin and all that jazz. And hey, at least they couldn't run from me or cheat on me.


<<goes and vomits>>
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EvilVegan wrote:Man that pic made me HOT!

More cushin for the pushin and all that jazz. And hey, at least they couldn't run from me or cheat on me.

<<goes and vomits>>

i suppose everyone would like this then, huh? (hey, does my 'title' count as a warning? well, it should. :twisted: )
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EvilVegan wrote:More cushin for the pushin and all that jazz.

This didn't bother me.

And hey, at least they couldn't run from me

this was kinda humorous

or cheat on me.

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ok I just tried and tried, but I am using my left hand to physically remove my right from the keys before I get all self-righteous and indignant on you because I am going to assume you didn't mean that the way it came across my screen.
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Well, what did it come across as? First off as a blanket statement I would have to say that nobody could cheat on me because I don't care if people I date see other people. . . second, if she can't fit through the door to the outside world she couldn't meet new people. . . third, don't be mad at me, it was a bad joke . . . but most jokes are bad, thats what makes them funny.
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Where's the flour?

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I wasn't ready for that jelly.





And Iblis, JaNell came across the company that puts out those fine 'art' photos, while browsing through some job postings. She didn't get far enough to see what job they were hiring for, as the company concept was just way too scary. At least they knew they needed help...
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yeah, and that's where i leave this thread. right out the back door.
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EvilVegan wrote:Well, what did it come across as? First off as a blanket statement I would have to say that nobody could cheat on me because I don't care if people I date see other people. . . second, if she can't fit through the door to the outside world she couldn't meet new people. . . third, don't be mad at me, it was a bad joke . . . but most jokes are bad, thats what makes them funny.


aww, I'm not mad, just appalled.
at this entire thread, actually.

no worries, Bill, it takes more than a simple misunderstanding to make me mad, just ask ibbie
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Yiou shouldn't take Ibbie's Link in vain.

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I would be appalled at this thread as well, and I would not have suggested posting it if there weren't some wry serendipity with other discussions going on on the board.


ps. I am trying desperately to find pics of Kate Moss modeling the latest from the Flatland Collection.
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Re: Yiou shouldn't take Ibbie's Link in vain.

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TheSym wrote:I would be appalled at this thread as well, and I would not have suggested posting it if there weren't some wry serendipity with other discussions going on on the board.


ps. I am trying desperately to find pics of Kate Moss modeling the latest from the Flatland Collection.

lol , kind of puts the word 'obese' into perspective, huh?

thanks, Cam.
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ok, so I admit, I was wrong.
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don't you agree? :roll:
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oh my, i can't leave well enough alone today.

i think everyone should realize just how much money those models - or perhaps models like them, i don't know about these ones in particular - make.

at work, i've seen deals with those 'live webcams!' - the kind where you get naked and chat with people - that pay as good as $2.00 a minute to the 'model' in question.

that's two fucking dollars, per minute.

so yeah, i don't think that they care if someone's laughing at them, because they're laughing, too.

all the way to the bank.
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despite the fact that skeletor is still the sexiest man alive, i think those pictures are kind of gross. and by kind of gross, i mean that i'd post them.

i'm actually kind of proud. :mrgreen:
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iblis wrote:oh my, i can't leave well enough alone today.

i think everyone should realize just how much money those models - or perhaps models like them, i don't know about these ones in particular - make.

at work, i've seen deals with those 'live webcams!' - the kind where you get naked and chat with people - that pay as good as $2.00 a minute to the 'model' in question.

that's two fucking dollars, per minute.

so yeah, i don't think that they care if someone's laughing at them, because they're laughing, too.

all the way to the bank.


Actually, on some sites u can set ur own rates, and, generally, make about 50% of the total per minute charge... unless u'r signed uder an agent, who, generally, takes about an additional 15-25% of the per minute charge... it's quite profitable if u have the proper mind set & perfomance skills... & there's $ out there 4 ALL looks & body types!

I did NOT view n e o' th' links, but I couldn't really miss the posted words or pics... :roll:

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Post by JaNell »

Actually, iblis, I orginally found that pic at a greeting card company who was looking for graphic artists, so if you're looking for a side job...

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