Thoughts On Breast Implants From The T-Shirt Hell Newsletter

[JaNell]

Now, bear in mind, these guys make the most offensive, politically un-correct t-shirts that they can possibly sell...
And yet, I can't help but agree with them.

From the latest T-Shirt Hell newsletter:
"Let me use this forum to share my thoughts on a few subjects and to
alienate many of you (as daily alienation also increases p*nis size).

1. *Fake t*ts*

Fake t*ts are f*cking disgusting and any man that enjoys looking or
touching a woman with fake t*ts is living a warped, confused life.

Do you guys find this attractive? If you do...then you need serious help.
Oh yeah...I love to look at nasty, scarred, cancer promoting, hard as
rock silicon messes. Give me a smaller, REAL set...and a nice *ss and I am a happy little boy.

Now let's talk about the insecurity issue. You got all these woman running around thinking they have to get bigger sucklings. So they deform themselves, bruise themselves and go against the forces of nature and get the operation. They think this massacre will give them the confidence they need to feel good about themselves. In reality, having bigger mangos will only increase the number of sleezeballs who look at these women and think..."I want to squeeze those cancer balloons and fuck the sh*t out of
her!". That's real respect...huh? Plus, wait till she realizes that there's no more sensation in the spots that count.

I believe making a woman feel like she needs to ruin her body by installing something into her chest is probably one of the most malicious things you can do to someone (aside from making t-shirts that parody world tragedies). In fact, after murder then rape...telling a girl that she could use a little un-natural enhancement is probably the harshest thing you could do.

Besides...they're f*cking ugly anyway. Do you really like fake breasts?"

[JaNell]

Where the heck did my poll go?

[faeriegirl]

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Oh yeah...I love to look at nasty, scarred...
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So they deform themselves, bruise themselves and go against the forces of nature and get the operation...
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Plus, wait till she realizes that there's no more sensation in the spots that count....
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sadly, (and admittedly taken out of context) I want a reduction so badly for health reasons and this will be me, minus the silicon.

/sigh

I agree though, enhancements are nasty, but then that's coming from someone who can't understand anyone wanting this boobie life I have by choice.

Ugh.

[iblis]

i've never understood what was wrong with "natural".

[The Stormstress]

No Prob with other peeps gettin' um... not me tho! Just don't ask me 2 play wit' ' em; I'd rather play with rocks, personally, as I like boobies 2 b (2 use Ophelia's word)... squishy!

[TheSym]

In a room full of people with body mods, I find it interesting that this particular one is more offensive than the others. You could get breast implants for the wrong reasons just like people get tattoos or piercings and later regret them. Like the guy I saw at the coffeeshop one time. All evening he was fidgety and looked uncomfortable. I finally asked if something was wrong. "I just got my p.a. done" he said. "Oh? hows that going?" I asked. "It's not everything I'd hoped for." he replied.
I don't find fake boobies particularly attractive other than the fact that they are boobies, which hold a certain amount of appeal for me. Objectively, I find them interesting as another example of the extremes of the human bodily form that modern society allows us to strive towards (body building is another example) and finds a certain visceral pleasure in the extremes that people willingly push themselves towards.

[iblis]

the only body modification i could ever see myself looking forward to would be a cerebral data jack.

and they don't make those, yet.

ok, i take that back. if they could use their ever-increasing knowledge of genetics to make me grow a prehensile tail, i'd be in line for that, too.

[faeriegirl]

if they could use their ever-increasing knowledge of genetics to make me grow a prehensile tail, i'd be in line for that, too.

and I would be sneaking out the back door and running like hell.

Or does that mean I could buy you a leash?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[iblis]

if they could use their ever-increasing knowledge of genetics to make me grow a prehensile tail, i'd be in line for that, too.

and I would be sneaking out the back door and running like hell.

Or does that mean I could buy you a leash?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no, silly. you have a cat, you should know this. if something has a tail, you don't need a leash.

» iblis leaps into the shadows in fear of the PETA zealots.

[pryjmaty]

As anyone who has seen me knows, I have very small boobies. As a general rule, I am pleased with my looks. I am not pleased with my boobies though. I used to be. It really assaults a females self esteem concerning her looks when guys continuously go on about how a chick jiggles or bounces or just what nice boobies another female has. I don't jiggle. I don't bounce. And my boobies are not nice. I've nursed three children. My are non-existant. The only reason I have any is because of Victoria Secrets. I have NEVER ONCE heard anyone (male or female) comment about a chicks nice boobies if she was small. But yet guys go on about how they hate fake. Take responsibility guys! I love all of you and I'm not referring to any one or two particular people. The male population as a whole has generated the insecurities that women have about their boobies.

[JaNell]

As anyone who has seen me knows, I have very small boobies. As a general rule, I am pleased with my looks. I am not pleased with my boobies though. I used to be. It really assaults a females self esteem concerning her looks when guys continuously go on about how a chick jiggles or bounces or just what nice boobies another female has. I don't jiggle. I don't bounce. And my boobies are not nice. I've nursed three children. My are non-existant. The only reason I have any is because of Victoria Secrets. I have NEVER ONCE heard anyone (male or female) comment about a chicks nice boobies if she was small. But yet guys go on about how they hate fake. Take responsibility guys! I love all of you and I'm not referring to any one or two particular people. The male population as a whole has generated the insecurities that women have about their boobies.

But I've told you over and over that you have a sleek, elegant, sexy body that suits your face and personality - one that I envy for your ability to wear clothes so well. I personally find little perky boobies very enticing, and see mine as sloppy cow boobs, which I wouldn't have anyway if I wasn't overweight.

[Caustic]

I dig boobs.

Large boobs. Small boobs. Real boobs. Fake boobs. Pointy boobs. Rounded boobs. Perky boobs.

But not pancake boobs.

[JaNell]

I dig boobs.

Large boobs. Small boobs. Real boobs. Fake boobs. Pointy boobs. Rounded boobs. Perky boobs.

But not pancake boobs.

Soooo...
You're saying that you even like manboobs?

[faeriegirl]

As anyone who has seen me knows, I have very small boobies. As a general rule, I am pleased with my looks. I am not pleased with my boobies though. I used to be. It really assaults a females self esteem concerning her looks when guys continuously go on about how a chick jiggles or bounces or just what nice boobies another female has. I don't jiggle. I don't bounce. And my boobies are not nice. I've nursed three children. My are non-existant. The only reason I have any is because of Victoria Secrets. I have NEVER ONCE heard anyone (male or female) comment about a chicks nice boobies if she was small. But yet guys go on about how they hate fake. Take responsibility guys! I love all of you and I'm not referring to any one or two particular people. The male population as a whole has generated the insecurities that women have about their boobies.

I would love to be able to take my boobies on and off at will... you are one lucky woman. Im not joking either.

[iblis]

guys don't like small boobs? do a search on google.com sometime for "small boobs" or "tiny tits". (thank you, webserver referrer logs.)

you'd be amazed.

[pryjmaty]

I know that there are guys out there that do like little boobies, I just have personally never heard a guy, when he seen a chick with little ones, say "Wow! Nice boobies!"
Now, I'm not going to be a hypocrit. I LOVE big boobies. The only reason I'm bi is because I love to play with big boobies. If I had big boobies, I'd stand in front of the mirror all day and play with them.
I'm just saying that the general male population has helped to perpetuate female insecurity about their boobies. It is the same that the general female population has helped to cause insecurity in men over the size of their dick.

[blindboy]

I'm just saying that the general male population has helped to perpetuate female insecurity about their boobies. It is the same that the general female population has helped to cause insecurity in men over the size of their dick.

on some level our obsession with big a big chest stems from thousands of years of procreation. from a purely scientific standpoint early men probably paid more attention to women with bigger breasts because they stood out more or on some basic instincual level they thought these women would be able to suckle more children or do so more effectively.
The same goes for the penis size.

Now im not making excuses for all of the shallow men and women out there, just throwing some ideas out.

Also LadyIvanna, is not as attracted to you as he/she is to a woman with a bigger chest. Do you really want to be with that person? I think alot of people in this country would be 10X better off if they just quit caring so much about what people think and learned to say "Hey fuck you I am what I am".

[Caustic]

It is the same that the general female population has helped to cause insecurity in men over the size of their dick.

Whoah whoah whoah. Back up. There are men who are insecure with their wang size?

Damn, yo.

[pryjmaty]

I agree...any person that is with someone just because of the size of the other persons boobies/dick, should be kicked to the road. I don't choose my female companions based on their cup size; I choose them based on their personality and our compatability. I have to know a chick for quite awhile before I...er...yea. But, I have to admit, I like big 'uns.
So does my hubby. His "visually perfect" female is 5'5", 100 lbs., red hair, and D cups. Yea, this makes me feel a bit insecure at times knowing this, but I know that he loves me and he
MOST CERTAINLY is not with me based on my boob size.
He is not superficial and I, in no way, think that he would leave me if he found a female that fit the above discription. However, when he makes comments about how jiggly or pretty a females chest is, it hurts like hell(eventhough I do my best not to show it).
People just really don't understand how damaging the smallest remark can be.

[The Stormstress]

N 5 yrs o' working n the adult industry, I've heard many guys/girls say that they prefer small boobies... O' course, I've also noted that some like like bigguns, small butts, round butts, tall girls, short girls, thick ones, thin ones, black girls, white girls, Latin girls, Asian girls,... 2 each his/her own, really!