i just wanted everyone to know

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:14 am

i just wanted everyone to know that my dog is SOOOOOOO pregnant, it's ridiculous. due in a few days and all she can do is just lay around and be pregnant. she'll walk like 5 steps, and then have to lay down for a while. then my other dog comes running in being all little, cute and dumb and jumps on her because he wants to play. so she'll get up just long enough to shooo him away, lay down and continue to be so fucking pregnant that i think there is actually a 3rd world country in there. soooooooo pregnant.

i realize that this is prolly the most random and pointless thought of the day. but i just had to share it. :-)

so fucking pregnant.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:42 am

O....k.

My dog is all kinds of not pregnant she runs around and jumps up and down not impeded by the forces of reproduction. She was once pregnant, and had 6 puppies, but now she's so not fucking pregnant, and her she's gone back to her girlish figure. I need to get her fixed, so she'll never be "so fucking pregnant" again.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:11 am

Both of the posts above would be far more interesting if the canines in question were, in fact, male.

:mrgreen:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:49 am

iblis wrote:Both of the posts above would be far more interesting if the canines in question were, in fact, male.

You volunteering?

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:04 am

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Both of the posts above would be far more interesting if the canines in question were, in fact, male.

You volunteering?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:27 am

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Both of the posts above would be far more interesting if the canines in question were, in fact, male.

You volunteering?

Hell no; I'm not a canine.

BearDragonLady · Post by **BearDragonLady** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:33 am

iblis wrote:
JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Both of the posts above would be far more interesting if the canines in question were, in fact, male.

You volunteering?

Hell no; I'm not a canine.

true... you're a monkey
:shakin:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:59 pm

male to male monkey to dog sex