yet another death quiz

jjenisis · Post by **jjenisis** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 2:16 pm

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

my results:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 19, 2028
at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Suicide (16%)
Confusion (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Overdose (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:40 pm

January 9, 2025
at the age of 43 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Confusion (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:26 pm

March 19, 2037
Age: 63
Most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (21%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-erotic Asphyxiation (5%) :twisted:

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:40 pm

Be prepared. I am expected to die on:

FEBRUARY 3, 2059 at the age of 68 years old
I am most likely to die from :
:weep:

Cancer(35%)
:kill:

Suicide(9%)
:smurf:

Alien Abduction(9%)
:-x

Drowning(8%)
:microwave:

Horrible Accident(7%)
:fire:

Heart Attack(5%)
:smashfreak:

Homicide(5%)

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:06 am

December 28, 2036

Cancer (34%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Heart Attack (7%)

Horrible Accident (7%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

Homicide (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:45 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 26, 2040
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Homicide (17%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

So someone gets to kill me before I kill them??? :evil:

How unfair. And boring way to die. Dammit.

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:32 am

I'll most likely die from cancer November 20, 2043. I'll be 60 years old. :old:

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:13 am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 24, 2035
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Overdose (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

I'm dying here!!!

CHSgothbabe09 · Post by **CHSgothbabe09** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:08 pm

cancer 27%, drowning 14%, horrible accident 10%, Heart attack 7% , third degree burns 5%, alcohlism 5%, overdose 5%
accually i think i will commit suicide.......