A sorta freaky/weird/funny story...

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:49 pm

My friends mom (we'll call her "Karen") was telling us a story about her and her friend (we'll call her "Betty") when they were younger (I'm guessing about 13 or 14)...

Betty had this fear of UFO's and always said that they were chasing her and trying to attack her...well, Karen was always like "Betty, that's so silly...you're just seeing things."
Well, one night they were camping in the back yard and Betty started freaking out and screaming "They are coming! They're coming to get me!!!" and Karen was like "WTF?" but apparently (since panicing is contagious) Karen started to freak out too. So they both ran into the house but when Karen looked back she saw this big huge glowing thing flying towards them.

This is a true story...according to my friends mom...and I think I beleive it. She told us when we were on a camping trip of all things, too.
Now, my friends mom is a little weird and is on medication...but maybe she's on medication due to the alien anal probing...???

Hmmm...something to ponder.

Anyways, I was wondering if anyone else has any kinda weird stories...

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:22 pm

I saw something once that I would call a UFO in the true sense of the word...an unidentified flying object. I riding in a car on I-40 going east from Farragut. I saw something that I thought was a building with the top floor of lights on. I pointed it out to my friend who couldn't see very well because he was driving, but right after I told him to look, smaller light came on betweeen the big ones and they started blinking in a circular fashion. It was strange, but I guess that's not a very exciting story..no green men with anal probes(damn!).

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:10 pm

all the blimps like to use i-40 and 75 as navigational aids at night they look wicked.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:18 pm

Lost Traveler wrote:all the blimps like to use i-40 and 75 as navigational aids at night they look wicked.

Shhhhh...your ruining the "thrill" of there possible being other life forms...
Besides, my story took place in Michigan over 20 years ago.

:P~

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:58 pm

It's hard for me to think that we are the only lifeforms in this plane of existance, but it's also hard for me to believe that they would fly all those lightyears all the way to our little shithole just to anal prob us...... now if it was for cheap thrills of anal sex i could understand that a bit better, but just to prob us..... nah.

But yeah i do not doubt that we are not alone... I'm just waiting around for proof that we are not the only ones here... Until then i'll be the little psycho in the corner...

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:07 pm

What I saw could have been a blimp, although it was a clear night, and I didn't see any of the blimp itself. It could have been a snazzy ultralight or a discoplane or abig party on the roof of a building...who knows...it was definately unidentified. It was curious nonetheless.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:54 pm

I personally believe that as big as the universe has been proven to be there has to be other life forms in it. Hopefully these other beings are in fact smarter and more evolved because as I have stated before, humans are only sentient because of a misplaced thumb and the need to set things on fire. There are exceptions but there are also more frat boys, bimbos and politicians than intelligent life on this planet.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:56 pm

I saw a flying object that I could not identify (sober, believe it or not) & my friend saw it az well... we were driving on the same road n opposite directionz towardz her house n B-G, KY... it didn't move like any plane or n-e thing else that I'd ever seen & it had red & green lightz... it waz quite odd! Dunno if it waz an alien thing, but I'm not so arrogant az 2 think that we r the only beingz n thiz universe... Damn, what a waste of space that'd b!

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:49 am

Ok, here's another kinda weird/funny stroy...

Once upon a time, me and my friend (the same friend) were painting her bedroom...it was really late at night and the lived in a mobile home, so the fumes from the paint were really stong and we started getting "paint fume high" and acting all silly. So we decided to open the back door and hang our legs out to get some fresh air.
Well, while we were sitting there, we saw some weird flashing light coming from behind a trailer down the road. So of course we were like "It's aliens..." but we thought it was funny and we kept calling for them to come get us (mind you we were still "paint fume high"). Then, we started getting slightly freaked out, and were afraid to stick our legs out the door thinking an alien was going to grab our legs and pull us under the trailer, but we worked up enough balls to walk over and see what it was. It turned out to be just someones porch light flickering...but it was freaky.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:12 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:humans are only sentient because of a misplaced thumb and the need to set things on fire.

Can I quote you on this?

Because damn, I like that saying.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:17 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Shhhhh...your ruining the "thrill" of there possible being other life forms...

There are other life forms. Such as the goatse, and tubgirl.

Hell, according to some information Vader gave me, the tubgirl phenomenon is a little too close for comfort... :puke:

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:20 pm

iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:humans are only sentient because of a misplaced thumb and the need to set things on fire.

Can I quote you on this?

Because damn, I like that saying.

Only if you continue to frighten the masses.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:52 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:humans are only sentient because of a misplaced thumb and the need to set things on fire.

Can I quote you on this?

Because damn, I like that saying.
Only if you continue to frighten the masses.

Oh believe me, the masses will be afeared.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:54 pm

iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:humans are only sentient because of a misplaced thumb and the need to set things on fire.

Can I quote you on this?

Because damn, I like that saying.
Only if you continue to frighten the masses.

Oh believe me, the masses will be afeared.

I'm not skeeered of no Iblis...nope nope nope :P~

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:14 am

vicious_blood wrote:I'm not skeeered of no Iblis...nope nope nope

You will be... oh, you will be...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 3:50 am

Nexxus23 wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:I'm not skeeered of no Iblis...nope nope nope

You will be... oh, you will be...

Oh yes... because now, I'm not just finding :iblislink:

's anymore... i'm making them.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:07 am

iblis wrote:
Nexxus23 wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:I'm not skeeered of no Iblis...nope nope nope

You will be... oh, you will be...

Oh yes... because now, I'm not just finding 's anymore... i'm making them.

Iblis is the reigning king and Nex is trying really fucking hard for queen where as I am quite content with the fool. :twisted:

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 9:49 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:... Nex is trying really fucking hard for queen...

Goddess, dear. Goddess.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:17 am

Nexxus23 wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:... Nex is trying really fucking hard for queen...

Goddess, dear. Goddess.

Goddess, Queen, First lady, I don't care just as long as I get my funny looking hat.

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:44 am

Merc that sounds like an acurrate protrayal of things around here, then we have the Advisior to the Throne in Junkie_Christ... but what about the rest of us, where do we fit...