Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Yoda Doll

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Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Yoda Doll

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Found on slashdot... WARNING - watch out for :iblislink:

# Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity Synopsis:
Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

Soddity

Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
Commencing countdown, rope is on.
Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
You've rectally been flayed!
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
I'm stepping through the door.
And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
And my ass looks very different today.
For here...
Am I shitting in the tincan?
Far...too busy posting trolls.

Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

Uploading one hundred thousand files,
I'm feeling very ill.
I don't think my feces know which way to go.
I can't tell my intestines from [url=http://slashcode.com/]spaghetti-
code.[/url]

Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostrate's dead, there's something wrong,
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

Am I shitting in the tincan?

My ass like a baboon's

Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.
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(yeah, I know, it's insane - but it IS a parody of space oddity...)
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Hahahahaha!

That was...
1. Funny as hell
2. Nasty as damn it.
3. Unexpected


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Nexxus23 wrote:Dude.

:roofle:
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iblis wrote:
Nexxus23 wrote:Dude.

:roofle:


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i love bowie and all, but thats DAMN funny
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